Mia (Elegant Angel)
This is a star vehicle for beautiful blonde Mia Malkova. She was absolutely the hottest new thing on the block for a minute or two. It isn’t hard to see why. She is stunning to look at with a tight little body built for pleasure.
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Barb Wire XXX
It seems like forever since Barbwire came out. Hell it seems like forever since Pamela Anderson was the busty blonde pinup of very guy’s sexual fantasies. Britney Amber plays the lead here. She is pretty well cast I must say. Her looks match Pam’s pretty well and she carries a lot of the sexual load. After two Jayden Jaymes scenes to open the movie, Britney takes us home.
XXX Fucktory: The Auditions
This is a hot little collection of scenes that I liked even more than I expected to. That’s saying a lot because I had very high hopes going in. I was looking forward to watching Marica Hase and Valentina Nappi. These two ladies are among my favorite current porn performers.
Laverne & Shirley XXX A Dreamzone Parody
Remember back in a simpler time, when sitcoms were pure and jokes were only semi-sleazy? Probably not, I’m fucking dating myself already on this one. Way back in this bygone era, two chicks from Milwaukee made our Tuesday nights fun. Laverne and Shirley was a really silly Happy Days spin off that probably doesn’t hold up despite the fact that Penny Marshall has proven to be quite the Hollywood heavyweight.
Booty Movie, The
Arch Angel presents the kind of movie that speaks for itself, literally. The Booty Movie features some hot chicks with great backsides. The asses are on display in tease and then remain predominant during the sex. That is probably a good thing if you’re going to call something the Booty Movie. The movie also features interracial sex in every scene. That’s a bonus when you consider the quality of performer we’re looking at here. We open with Lexington Steele dropping the hammer on Jodi Taylor.
Meet Kelly
This is a movie that got a lot of attention for a lot of reasons. It features BBW superstar Kelly Shibari in her own star vehicle. As I have discussed many times, I find women of all sizes to be beautiful. My criticism of BBW porn has been in the lack of production values and most notably the lack of “regular porn” aesthetics.
Simply Asian
This movie is simply…about sex with Asians. OK, it’s more about sex with chicks who happen to be Asian. It’s also about cheating wives and girlfriends. Each scene has a set up that involves a dude fucking his friend’s wife or his wife’s friend. If that adds to the heat for you, then score some bonus points. Gaia is up first.
Real Sex Diary
Dana Vespoli makes some very interesting, totally hardcore porn. She sometimes dresses it up in elaborate set ups and stories. For this one, she strips it all down to the basics. It’s just what the title says. It is Dana having sex with people she wants to have sex with in whatever way they want.
Vampire Cheerleaders
Joanna Angel and the crew are back with this funny little romp. It’s a cheerleader movie, it’s a vampire movie, it’s a flick with inked up chicks getting boned everywhere. It’s a very funny movie of course, but also a pretty sexy one.
My Wife’s 1st Cuckold
This is a pretty hot little cuckold movie with one scene that is so good, I may have to watch it again and again. Sean Michaels is the guy dishing out the dick in this one. He finds white wives in need of big (black) cock and gives it to them. The result is a bunch of happy wives, a fun, sexy flick and a whole lot of great IR action. The first scene is hands down the best. Sarah Vandella is a superstar and shows it off perfectly here.
Pornocopia
Wow, this is a crazy collection of parody scenes. The guys from Wood Rocket definitely have fun making smut. If you like to laugh while watching porn, this is perfect. The parodies are funny and only have to carry a single scene. That allows them to give some variety and try different things. We get some really crazy make up and costumes here. Like Peter Jackson Hobbit movies?
Rocco’s Perfect Slaves 6
Rocco brings us a collection of girls he calls perfect slaves. There is some BD play for sure, but it’s mostly a rough-ish sex title. Nothing wrong with that of course. The girls seem quite crazy for cock. They also seem way into some stuff that may or may not float your boat. I liked most of it, but some of it has me reaching for the fast forward button.
