Accommodator Latex Dong (Reviewed by Aurora Snow)
I have never seen one of these things before and by things, I mean the latex dong complete with head straps known as “The original accommodator†put out by Cal Exotics.
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Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody
With just about everything under the sun open for XXX parody treatment, this one seems painfully obvious. Revenge of the Nerds was 80’s sexy cheese at its best. This parody keeps a lot of the fun and adds great hard core sex to the mix. When a couple of nerds (Dane Cross & Michael Vegas) hit college, they hope that their days of being picked on are over.
Net Skirts 8.0
Elexis and Veronica kick things off by making out. They spend a lot of time kissing before Veronica suckles Elexis’s tits. The latter fingers and rubs her friend, which results in a couple of squirts.
Buttman’s Stretch Class 4
This is series with very specific appeal. Buttman works the girls through serious tease footage, minor S&M stuff and big toys. He lets the girls work themselves at their own pace and the result is pretty great. What I find interesting about this movie is how the scenes can run a full hour long and I don’t find myself watching the clock.
Third World Amateurs in the Philippines
If these girls are any indication, the chicks in the Philippines aren’t that sexy. Being as these are Asians, I didn’t expect big racks, but I’d hoped they’d be hotter. Keep in mind that they are “amateurs,†which is probably a big part of the reason why they aren’t that exciting in bed. The last scene is pretty much a joke, as the girls don’t actually screw one another. There’s a lot of room for improvement from these newbies.
Bus Stop Girls 2
Jim Powers is back with another bus load of horny, young (but legal) girls. This time they are being taken to a stuffy private academy by a dildo wielding bus driver played by Ron Jeremy. He’s just creepy enough to be off putting and stars in a scene. So factor that into your overall enjoyment. The rest of the scenes are pretty good.
Mandingo Massacre 2
This movie seemed to come out fast. It feels like I just reviewed Mandingo Massacre 1 and here is the sequel already. Mandingo is back, bringing with him the biggest dick all of porn. He’s got a whole new set of hot sluts to fuck silly. Casting these movies is so important. Not just any woman can take that massive cock and make it look hot.
My Wife For Porn 10
Of the four scenes, this is the only one that seems to have been shot within the past year or two. Madison’s boyfriend films while a mutual friend is screwing her. She gets naked and masturbates.
Facial Cum Catchers 15
I only get a chance to look at Sticky video at AVN Award time so this is kind of fun. It’s a basic BJ movie from their award-nominated series. It features ten girls sucking cock and getting blasted in the face. For fans of big messy facials, this is a fucking gold mine.
Gazongas 4
In another award-nominated line from Devil’s Films, the tits take center stage. The gazongas are on display in a big way in this movie. There are four sets of knockers here. They come in different sizes and shapes, but all of them get a lot of attention. The sex is also pretty good. Brandy Aniston starts the movie.
Housewives Gone Black 12
As we continue with the award-nominated movies from companies I rarely get to view, it’s West Coast’s turn. Their naughty housewife line features some hot married white chicks getting dicked down by huge black cocks. Some of the scenes have little set ups that fit the fantasy. Others just have set ups that seem random. In the end, all of the action is hot.
Spandex Loads
Kevin Moore has already brought us his panty pops movies. Now he turns his attention and his DNA to other snug garments. The basic pattern is the same. Some hot girls, lots of POV action and clothing heavy fetish play. Obviously this is a movie with great appeal to people who like spandex pants and the way they hug curves. It has reach beyond that niche however.
