Teenage Twins
Most porn films today have little new ground to cover. Even before stag reels fell out of favor in the early 80s, most sex concepts had already been covered: lesbianism, rape, incest, orgies. Ask Linda Lovelace about her dogs.
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Spiderman XXX: A Porn Parody
Spiderman XXX: A Porn Parody www.Vivid.com MOVIE TYPE: Parody 106 Mins. Vivid DIRECTOR: Axel Braun THEMES: Parody, Super Heroes, Costume Sex, 2011 CONDOMS: None STARS: Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Dick Delaware, Brooklyn Lee, Peter O’Toole, Sarah Shavon, Ash Hollywood, Rob Black, Tyler Knight, Seth Dickens REVIEW- I don’t know how I missed the movie the […]
Your Mom Made Me Cum
This is nearly six hours of hot and horny cougars. If that’s your thing then you have found a great way to spend a weekend. These experienced women love younger guys, big guys, cheating on their husbands and just about everything in between. There are some role play scenes and just straight sex. If you like them well out of pigtails and plaid then this is a whole lot of great porn for a very low price.
Real Slut Party 2
The concept in this movie is pretty simple. Several porn stars have drunken orgies. I doubt that most of them really are a few sheets to the wind, but they do a good job of acting like they are. In the first scene, Bill Bailey gets to drop a big load on a fat blonde. Another guy in the same grouping also launches a nice cumshot onto a different blonde.
Lust Bite (Brazzers)
This is an original series from Brazzers. It’s a three part vampire chronicle that looks like it ran about thirty minutes per episode. It’s an interesting story that ends up chopped up in DVD format. We get all the recaps at the start of each episode. The scenes are also really short. Before I continue, let me give you a tip. There is a longer version of this movie available in the bonus menu. Go straight to that version and watch it.
Interracial Fuck Sluts 2
This is the latest interracial flick from Jonni Darkko. It’s good, but there are times when it really feels like an anal-centric movie rather than an IR title. Before you rush to your keyboards to bash me, I’m not saying that two can’t co-exist or that IR is on par with anal as sexual acts.
Dream Girls: Real Girls Real Naked
This is something from the AVN Awards nomination pile and it’s interesting. It is sort of a preview of all of the action that Dream Girls provides on their network of sites. It features some very hot young girls getting naked in public. Some of them do more than just get naked of course, but that’s kind of the running theme. Staci is sort of the ring master, introducing clips and showing off her body in between scenes.
A M.I.L.F.’s Tale
Each scene in this flick has a bit of a narrative, courtesy of Nina Hartley. She’s late for a meeting with L.T. since she stops to blow John Q. Aside from working her hands well, Nina doesn’t seem intent on taking much of his cock. John manages a weak cumshot to her tongue.
Kick Azz: A XXX Parody
This movie is both entertaining and a complete fucking mess. It’s not a parody first of all. It has some dialog and costume play that might suggest something that might in an alternative universe resemble a stoned fantasy version of Kick Ass, but that’s being very generous.
Barely Legal 121
When an old fart walks into the scooter shop where Cassandra Nix works, she’s determined to make the sell. She gladly lets Jay Crew lick away at her ass and pussy.
Cock Stuffed
There’s only one American girl and she manages to outdo the rest of the Euro cast. Samantha sucks cock very well and she really hit it off with Kris Slater. Honey Demon was a blast to watch and Rihanna Samuel may have struck me as the sexiest, but I still think the best scene was turned in by Ms. Ryan.
North Pole 86
In this episode of Peter North’s North Pole series, Peter appears in two scenes. He also has other capable dudes fucking the hell out of some hot chicks. The hottest girl of the bunch is Aletta Ocean. She’s head to two tight and hot. Watching her get fucked hard is always a good time.
