PICK UP LINES
OVERALL RATING: C
PICTURE QUALITY: B
DVD EXTRAS: C-
120 Mins
DIRECTOR: Tom Stone
OGV – 2000 (6/95)
THEMES:
STARS: Jill Kelly, Leanna Foxxx, Nancy Vee, Marine Cartier, Nicole Lace, Missy, Alex Dane, Tabitha, Peter North, Vince Vouyer, Frank Towers, Bam Bam, Alex Sanders, Jerry Pike, Ed Powers.
DVD FEATURES
Play Movie
Slide Show
Scene Selection
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Previews
The Preview section is split into two different mini movies highlighting Shane and Rodney Moore. Both are really well done and add a great deal of strokeability to the disc. There is a nicely done slide show and a very basic cast bio selection which is little more than a list of other OGV vids staring various girls from this movie. Not a bad bonus selection, but nothing special.
REVIEW:
There isn’t a whole lot to say about the Pick Lines movies, no real plots or even a consistent directorial style for me to ponder. Instead, it’s a series with a whole lot of usually very hot women, getting fucked from start to finish. With very good video quality in this series, I imagine the DVD will be even better. As long as you know what you’re in for, then I think you’re going to be pleased. For my part, the presence of Alex Dane and Nicole Lace makes me want to get this open over with and start with the movie.
Alex is teamed up with Nancy Vee. The two bikini clad brunettes splash each other in the pool for a while before heading inside the house. The play with each other for a while, chasing one another around the house, but not really getting busy They throw a video tape on and start watching it. This clever plot device moves us from one scene to the next. The first scene they watch has the ever exotic Tabitha laying out, getting some sun when her blonde boyfriend comes over and starts playing with her boobs. Her body is mouth watering from head to toe and this lucky guy has plenty to play with. Not one to just sit back and not give a little, Tabitha returns the favor. The blowjob isn’t nearly long enough, but this guy seems pretty interested in fucking the curvy cutie from behind. There is anal and a quick facial, but this scene really doesn’t live up to Tabitha’s potential heat.
The action seems to work better on Nancy and Alex than it did on me. Nancy enjoys sucking her partners tiny titties until her nipples look hard enough to cut class. When they break out the toys, the first lucky piece of plastic is a double headed dildo that keeps both women working at opposite ends. Alex uses some anal beads on Nancy, filling her butt with those tiny balls. In return, Nancy straps on a big fake cock and lets little Alex put her pretty lips around it for a bit. It’s anal time for Alex Dane and she takes it like a champ. Even though I don’t find Nancy appealing, this scene is quite hot.
Nancy still needs more fun, so she calls Peter North for a visit. He brings Nikole Lace over and you get the feeling that the two women hit it off right from the very start. It’s always fun when pornstars get together. Peter has also brought a new video, so they plug it into the old VCR. In the movie, Vince Vouyer runs into a couple of blondes, Missy and Jill Kelly, on skates. After talking up them up a bit, Vince has them back over to his place to audition for a part in his new movie. It’s interesting to see these two superstars so early in their careers. Missy buries her face in Jill’s pussy and gets it warmed up. You can see the lust in Missy’s eyes as she devours Vince’s cock. Anyone who saw this scene the first time around might have already noticed that she was a superstar of sex waiting to happen. Jill has definitely gotten better looking since this scene, but her body looks pretty damn hot here. He takes both girls to the bed where they all take turns fucking. To finish off the fucking, he takes turns plugging them against the wall. Missy uses her mouth to push Vince to the edge, then he finishes things off by shooting onto both of their faces.
Frank Towers must be casting for the same movie, because he picks up Leanna Foxx on the beach for an audition. As luck would have it, the busty brunette has always wanted to be in an adult movie. For a girl just fresh off the street, Leanna learns quickly. She takes Frank’s big rod in her mouth and really puts her all into sucking it hard. After a short suck, she saddles up and starts riding him, using a free hand to tease her asshole and letting Frank feast on her heavy hooters. She gives an energetic fuck, but the highlight of the scene comes when he drops a good load right onto her face.
Now fully engulfed in the porn biz, Leanna hits the beach to find a guy to star in her next scene. She finds Alex Sanders lifting weights and takes him home to make him a star. If Leanna was ready to be a star in her first scene, she seems ready to drain Alex of every last drop of fluid. Having already handled Frank’s big cock, Alex offers her no real challenge. This time, she makes his cock just vanish in her skilled lips, slobbering all over that stiff rod. In true porn fashion, Leanna has her fishnet stockings and heels on during the quick fuck. To close out this scene, she takes a great, sticky facial pop.
Continuing the beach recruiting trip, Jerry Pike finds a really cute blonde, Tatiana and starts talking her up. They hit if off, stop for a drink then head back to car place to take her porn cherry. She starts out by sucking him in the car, but as soon as Jerry can find a nice quiet place to pull over, he lays her across the bed of his truck and starts sampling her lovely flesh buffet. Using the back of the truck, Jerry finds all kinds of ways to fuck the blonde import. Tatiana works hard to ride his pole, but takes the best action when she’s bent over the back. Another nice facial pop closes out this well short, outdoors romp.
All the action has Nikole and Peter making out like mad while Nancy takes off his shirt.
Like before, Nancy is paired with a much hotter brunette who really lights up the screen. Nikole gives him a very cute blowjob, flashing those sexy eyes at the camera. Nancy holds her own in the cocksucking department, but just doesn’t have the magic. I do give her credit for some nice ball work while Nikole rides Peter’s lap. Even that thunder gets stolen as he fucks Nancy from behind with Nikole down below sucking his sack. Nancy does get the anal action and takes most of the slow motion facial. Too bad it’s a slo-mo because Peter drops a serious load onto their faces.
The biggest disappointment in this movie is that Alex Dane is so terribly underused. Her lesbian scene with Nancy Vee is good, but this disc needs more of Alex and less of some of the other women. Nikole Lace comes in late and adds a lot of heat to the mix. The rest of the movie is pretty good, with no real plot to follow and mostly well shot sex. Leanna Fox and Missy add some good scenes to the mix. If you really like one of these women, you’ll probably like it more than I did. As it stands, with Dane sitting most of the action out, it’s an average porn romp.