PICK UP LINES 2
OVERALL RATING: C+
PICTURE QUALITY: B
DVD EXTRAS: C-
113 Mins
DIRECTOR: Tom Stone
OGV- 1999 (10/95)
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STARS: Jill Kelly, Alex Dane, Nicole Jefferson, Nici Sterling, Goldie Star, Kim Kataine, Taboo, Demi Fairbanks, Felecia, Lori Michaels, Peter North, Sean Rider, Wilde Oscar, Vince Vouyer, Ceran Morris, Ed Powers.
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After seeing both Alex Dane and Jill Kelly in the first Pick Up Lines DVD, we already got to see their future star quality on parade. They are back this time and I hope Alex gets a little more screen time. In addition to these two women, Nici Sterling and Lori Michaels also make early appearances in this one. Like before, it’s a wrap around movie, with unrelated scenes watched by the main characters. No plot to worry about in this movie, so sit back and enjoy a little trip in the not-so-way-back machine.
Peter North is doing a little sightseeing on a cliff high above the ocean when he meets Demi Fairbanks. Demi is on vacation with some friends and looking fabulous in her cut off jeans. He takes to a nice quiet place with a better view, but it looks like the only think Demi wants to check out is the bulge in Peter’s pants. When she takes a look at what he’s got, Demi must like it better than the view because all she can see from that angle is the base of his prick. Peter takes her inside where the fucks the muscular young woman hard while her legs are draped over his shoulders. For most of the scene, she leaves her bra on, but near the end, Demi frees the puppies and smothers Peter with them. In return, he glazes her face with enough cum to shock and nearly gag her. Hmmm, what I did on my summer vacation, by Demi Fairbanks…
Staying the room next to Peter are Vince Vouyer and Jill Kelly. They invite the neighbors over for wine later, but need to get cleaned up first. In the bathtub, Jill lets Vince lean back while she cleans his easy to reach places. Young Jill does a good job with Vince’s big dick in her mouth and he seems to really like her ass. When it’s time to fuck, they move into the bedroom and break in the hotel mattress with some high energy copulation. Jill really rides like she loves every inch and gets a load of hot cock cream for her efforts.
When Peter and Demi show up, Jill pours some wine and Vince throws on a porn video. (What better way to get acquainted with another couple than to pop in some smut five minutes after meeting them?) On the screen they watch as Nici Sterling picks up Alex Dane on the street. They head back to the home for some wine and lucky Wilde Oscar gets to watch as the two smoking hot brunettes get it on. These are two of my favorite babes of the 90’s and they show why here, attacking each other and looking fantastic. After a few minutes of watching, Oscar finally gets into the act and is well rewarded for the hard meat he brings into the mix. While Nici keeps lapping away at Alex, Wilde fucks his perfectly proportioned wife from behind. Not wanting to leave their new friend out, he take Alex while she bends over the edge of the Jacuzzi. As the action heats up, they go into the bedroom. Here, Wilde breaks off a little piece of Alex’s tight ass. The gleam in Nici’s eye tells you that she loves watching her husband bugger young hotties, but the sight of Alex flat on her belly taking it up the butt has to win the prize for my spoogable moment of the movie. For good measure, Nici gives a great squat fuck anal that takes us to the big finish. Nici and Alex both have amazing eyes and Wilde fires a load on two of the most jizzable faces in all of porn. Might as well turn this one off, there won’t be a better scene on this disc.
Kim Kataine and Goldie Star are a couple of blonde cowgirls who play around a bit in the stables before Ceran arrives. Now we have three long haired blondes going at it. Both women are rather average looking, but they know how to get the job done. It’s hard to tell Kim from Goldie when the sex really gets going. They are quite similar in build and both have tight, shaved little slots. That sort of makes the shared facial a bit of a Doublemint moment.
You want the good news or the bad news first? The good news is that when a boat stops by to pick up a couple of bikini clad chicks, one of them is Lori Michaels. This chick looks great in her red swim wear and everyone should be excited by the prospect of watching her go at it. On the other hand, she is paired with Felicia who is about as sexually appealing as the outboard motor on the back of the boat. Sean Rider watches them fuck for a very long time. Lori’s body looks at great out of her suit as it did in. As for Felecia, well mamma said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So, we’ll just move on. Sean finally gets around to stepping in and he wins the prize, getting to hook up with Lori while Felicia thankfully fades into the background. For those of you who are getting your first look at Lori, I sure home you stuck around through the boring lesbian shit to see this exceptionally pretty woman work her lips on a fat cock. Very nice eye contact as she just keeps right on sucking. The blowjob is long enough to completely erase the overly lengthy veggie segment. When her mouth gets tired, Lori shows off an incredible body, wiggling her hips as she rides his prick. After letting him spoon her for a while, Lori kneels and takes a shot on her face. We get to watch a long post pop shot of pretty Lori. That ought to make fans out of most everyone.
Remember the two couples who were watching the movie? Well, Jill and Demi have seen enough and are all over each other. As their men jerk off, the two girls get to know each other very well. Both guys start in on Demi, sucking her tits and giving her a taste of cock as Jill stays down to keep her pussy juices flowing. All that porn has everyone sexually charged and ready to bone the night away. Jill outshines Demi in the energy department, looking like she could take them both on by herself. After some hard fucking, she does take a facial, but Demi needs some dick as well. Vince drops the hammer on her pretty well before pulling out and splashing his seed all over Jill and Demi’s smiling faces.
As a bonus scene, we get Ed Powers with Taboo and Nicole Jefferson in tow. Ed needs a haircut and more importantly, he needs to realize that his presence on screen wears thin within seconds. Dude, you have a couple of hot looking black girls with you. Shut up and let them fuck you. Save the stand up for the Improv. It takes Ed several minutes of his mugging interview style before the action starts. (I know I bad on Ed, but come on, ten minutes of interview?) Ed gets down and tastes by chocolate tacos for a few minutes before feeding them his minuscule member. Though both women handle it with absolute ease, they do a great job of acting like it’s the best one they’ve ever seen. Taboo is very sexy and knows how to use her mouth. Still, this scene feels very out of place at the end of this movie. I’m not quite sure why it’s here. It’s nicely shot with a shared facial, but it’s still the least appealing, least interesting scene of the bunch.
The best scene in this movie, and the only one I can’t say anything bad about, is the three way between Nici Sterling, Alex Dane and Wilde Oscar. These two women are the best looking in the movie and also the hottest fucks. There are other interesting scenes, but none that measure up to this one. Lori Michaels makes a lovely debut, but until she actually hooks up for the hetero part of the scene, it’s pretty dreadful. Not because of Lori, but because Felecia ruins the mix. It’s a tad better than the first, but I’m waiting for some later PU Line movies to come on DVD.