SLUTS, BUTTS & HOUSEWIVES #2

OVERALL RATING: 5+

107 Mins

DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden

Extreme Associates

THEMES: Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Verbal Abuse.

CONDOMS: None

2000

7/00

STARS: Kristy Myst, Angie, Jessica Jewel, Angelica Sinn, Luciano, Mark Wood, Bacci

REVIEW:

There aren’t a lot of women behind the camera in porn today and those who are usually fall into the sappy, plot driven category. For all her abilities as a director, Veronica Hart can’t seem to figure out that porn is mostly for guys who want to jerk off. Thankfully, Lizzy Borden doesn’t fit into this mold. She makes movies like a pissed off raincoater who wants to make sure that her female stars get abused in the ass and creamed from forehead to chin. With Kristi Myst playing the lead in this movie, we can be sure that the busty blonde will be used, abuse, screwed and left for….well, let’s get to that later.

Luciano comes home to find that his wife, Myst has given his food to the dog. He verbally abuse her, shoves her face in the sink, slaps her around and chokes her before putter her on her knees. No, this isn’t an episode of Cops, it’s foreplay, Lizzy style. We all know that Kristi can take some rough oral sex and she gives a great looking blowjob in spite the abuse. He pulls her up, bends her over and starts fucking her like he’s got some issues that just can’t be worked out in therapy. Kristi looks great, so if you don’t mind the verbal barrage (Or if you happen to get off on it) then this is a great, hard sex scene. She does a great anal, with A2M and of course wears his load all over her face.

Angelica Sinn is married to an equally loving man, Rich Handsome. While she’s relaxing in the tub, he comes in and demands that she suck his cock. She asks him to wash her back first and he gives her about as much attention as you would give a stray dog walking through your front yard. After getting his cock sucked, he bends her over and abuses that little pussy. Angelica is going to need more than Calgon to take her away after the slam fucking he gives her smooth cunnie. Her ass gets similar treatment until it gapes and looks like something tried to crawl out of her sphincter. After busting that ass, he sprays down her face.

Kristi turns to drugs to find the happiness she’s not getting at home. (See, there is a social message here. Men, treat your women right or you’ll drive her to coke.) When Looch comes home to find her coked up, he forces Kristi to fuck his buddy Bacci as well. Again, if you get past the unappealing open, it’s a chance to watch Kristi cut loose and suck a pair of hard dicks. If getting there is half the fun, then clearly half the fun is taken out of this scene watching her get slapped around. Once the sex begins, it’s hot as always, with Looch banging Kristi’s tight little ass and sharing her holes with his pal. This is a very hot DP and in spite my distaste for the more violent elements at work here, there is great energy and Kristi proves once again that she’s a super slut. After a good looking piledriver, she takes more cum on her waiting face.

Mark Wood is another abusive asshole who doesn’t like the fact that his wife Angie uses sex toys. He slaps her with the dildo and asks her if his cock isn’t good enough. (Well, maybe the fake dick stays hard for more than seven seconds and doesn’t cum early.) This scene has the same tone, a lame ass male lead spouting stupid verbal abuse and lacks the sexual head Kristi brings to a scene. That leaves us with an scene that has anal and a facial, but nowhere near the heat that the others do.

Kristi looks for comfort from her girlfriend Jessica Jewel. She is happy to give it as long as she gets a piece of that hot little and ph yeah, Kristi has to fuck Bacci again in the process. Watching these two rub their big tits together is bound to be someone’s idea of perfection. Since Jessica is another full service slut, you know the energy is super high. (and she’s got the fish net body suit to hide the extra weight she’s packing here.) It takes quite an anal whore to keep up with Kristi, but Jessica manages just fine, opening her ample ass before letting Kristi get the living shit fucked out of her one more time.

For the final outrage, Luciano forces Kristi to fuck his babbling, ‘retarded’ father. (Played creepily by Claudio.) If you’re a fan of Kristi, maybe you’re digging watching her be so nasty. Or maybe you would like to see her be just as filthy without hearing all this crap. After Claudio shoots all over her face, we get an ending that is just about the least sexy thing I can imagine. Maybe it’s edgy to some people, but it just doesn’t work for me.

There are two kinds of people who are probably going to love this movie. First, hard-core Kristi Myst fans will probably like seeing her take so much of the action. (Week in the Life Kristi Myst is a more highly recommended movie for that.) The other group are those who are still mourning the loss of the Rough Sex series. If you want to watch Kristi gets slapped around, passed from guy to guy and fucked well beyond coma level, then you’ll be quite satisfied. Since the sex is well shot, this one makes the grade technically. Even with the abuse, it’s got some pretty hot sex. Kristi can certainly take it, but it’s just a tad too rough for my taste.