PINK JANINE
OVERALL RATING: 3+
83 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Ralph Parfait
Vivid
THEMES: Dancers, Bathroom Sex.
CONDOMS: Yes
2000
3/98
STARS: Janine, Randi Rage, Mr. Marcus, John Decker, Jessica Jewel, Mick East, Roxanne Hall, Alexandra Silk.
REVIEW:
I was curious when I saw this movie because Janine hasn’t been in porn for a while. Then I saw the production date and realized that the thing is two years old. I guess that’s how they can keep their contract girls around for a long time after they leave the biz. While you all know that I am not a huge fan of lesbian scenes, I have always had a soft spot (or a hard spot) for Janine. She’s great looking and knowing that she prefers lesbian scenes makes it easy to enjoy her even in veggie stuff. There are a few other pretty hot babes in this movie, so maybe there will be enough to go along with Janine’s looks to make this vid worth a look.
We start in a strip club, with Janine hurrying to get ready for her set. Alexandra Silk helps her into her costume while Jessica Jewel is on stage. When Janine hits the spotlights to do her set. Alex is in the back, practicing some moves of her own. Seems she has some stripper dreams and certainly has the body for it. Nick East watches through a door. This is kind of sexy, but we’re more than ten minutes into the movie and so far, we’ve seen nothing that you can’t see in an R rated movie. As it turns out, Nick is supposed to be there and Alex is very anxious to get a taste of his cock. This woman always manages to bring some genuine heat to her scenes and the way she handles Nick’s cock is fantastic. (Though too short.) They are in a bit of a rush, so the scene is somewhat frantic and therefore pretty hot. Nick fingers and licks her pussy until Alex is screaming nearly loud enough to drown out the music in the club. It’s a good thing Janine does a long set, because they really want to fuck. Alex rides his lap, shaking her sexy ass and bouncing up and down on his rod. She looks really good in doggy and Nick fucks her pretty hard. Turning around, Alex takes his load on her tits, but sucks the last few drops out with her mouth. This woman is hotter than this movie allows her to be.
They have to hurry to hide their fucking when Janine comes back into the dressing room. We rewind a bit to catch what we missed in the audience while Janine was dancing. (Nice story device actually.) Roxanne Hall and John Decker are really enjoying the show, playing with each other under the table. Roxanne excuses herself to use the bathroom. Since there is only one bathroom for men and women, you know she is going to get into trouble masturbating with her vibe in the stall. Decker comes in and they find enough room in the cramp toilet to start going at it. Cramped quarters make the camera angles a little interesting, but Roxanne manages to give one of her always stellar blowjobs. After a short suck, she bends over the sink and he fucks her from behind. This must be one of Roxanne’s last scenes and she really looks great. The one position fuck ends when he pulls out and jerks off into the air. Not a great pop, but a pretty hot scene.
We go back a little further this time to see Jessica do her strip number. She does a pretty hot finger fucking number that has the audience heating up. Janine comes out next, and as strip acts go, she does have one of the better stage shows. Her dance and oil number is plenty hot, though it makes for another really long no sex segment of the movie. The repeat stuff was a great idea the first time, but this time it just looks like re-hash to stretch the movie.
After the show, Jessica is jealous that another girl is making eyes at her man, Mr. Marcus. To prove it, he puts the moves on her, kissing her neck until all thoughts of jealousy are replaced by and overwhelming need to feel his cock in her mouth. Before she gets that honor, Marcus strips her, lays her on the bar and munches on her muffin for a while. She keeps her fishnets and knee high boots on during the scene. She gives a nice looking blowjob, but like the rest in this movie, it’s cut way too short. Nothing wrong with fucking, but does the editor of this movie have something against chicks sucking dick? Another single position fuck ends with a shot on her belly.
Janine’s post dance cool down includes fucking Randi Rage on the bar. Janine is great looking, but I’ve never liked Randi much. At least they both really like each other so there is some personal heat generated. Janine gets her fingers working in Randi and owns her ass from that point on. Their 69 is going to delight finger and tongue action veggie lovers, but when I’m not looking at Janine as eye candy, I’m pretty bored. Randi lubes up Janine’s tight little pussy and starts fucking her hard. Nice shots of Janine’s legs and even a few close ups of her stuffed puss. Janine returns the favor, but with Randi as the center of attention, things are a lot less fun to look at.
For starters, this movie began with an interesting plot device. The rewind to show us multiple story lines was very fresh. They end up taking the easy way out and not returning to it, which was disappointing to me. Most of the cast seems to be held back in this movie as well. Roxanne and Decker do a pretty hot bathroom scene, but other than that, the scenes are pretty tame. Alexandra Silk and Jessica Jewel both seem restrained in their scenes and Janine only gets one full turn on the mat. Her dancing and masturbation scenes are actually some of the best footage in this movie. Had this been a soft core vid, I would have put this number right at the top of the pile. As a hardcore feature, this one fails pretty miserably.