PLANET OF THE GAPES

OVERALL RATING: 8+

102 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Tom Byron

Extreme Associates

THEMES: Gapes, Anal Sex.

CONDOMS: None

2000 (4/00)

STARS: Kristi Myst, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Vivian Valentine, Angelica Sin, Tom Byron, Lexington Steele, Luciano.

REVIEW:

This series is Tom Byron’s contribution to the ‘gape’ community. By now everyone knows that gaping assholes don’t turn me on, but as long as the rest of the sex is good, they don’t make me not want to watch a scene either. For what it’s worth, the Planet vids are the best movies on the market that feature gaping. They far outshine the other efforts because all of the non-gape stuff is superior. Byron captures enthusiastic sex very well and gives this series the same energy and excellence that makes his Whack Attack videos the best of their kind as well. So, if an asshole you can putt into gets your rocks off, you are going to like this movie even more than I am likely. For me, it’s women like Kristi Myst and Charlie Angel who catch my eye.

Angelica Sin is a pretty nice looking brunette with fucking HUGE tits. She sits on a couch with Mark Davis showing off her ART (Anal Readiness Toy.) He is much more interested in sucking on her huge hooters and having his chick do her best to wet his stiffening rod with her hot mouth. She actually chews on his nut sack a little and looks like she might just bite those suckers off. That might explain why the blowjob is so painfully short. Maybe Mark just really wanted to start pumping away on this sexy (and wonderfully flexible) girl. After fucking the leggy brunette briefly in the pussy, Mark lets her do the work, riding his cock in RCA. They try for a gape right out of the gate and get a little one, but Angelica can do better. She spins around and grinds his cock some more, even dismounting a few times for some fresh A2M action. When she goes to her hands and knees, the deep anal allows for more open gape shots. Better than the gape shots in my book is the facial pop he shoots right up her cheek.

Vivian Valentine has a sweet face that really contrasts with her totally nasty sexual demeanor. She is up for just about anything so Tom keeps her for himself. He works her over hard with his hand, getting her to gape and actually slipping four fingers up her ass before she ever gets to taste his cock. When she gets down to the oral sex, Vivian shows that co-ed on spring break looks as she devours dick. This is some great stuff, but I think her poor little pussy is getting jealous. Viv seems to really enjoy a hard poke in the puss, but if that ass is going to gape, it’s got to take rod. Since she has already been warmed up, she gapes right off the bat as Tom fucks her anus slowly. No wonder she is such an anal queen. Another great, open mouthed facial end this scene.

Charlie Angel is a black girl that I just find totally sexy. Luciano is the lucky guy who gets to see if he can make her ass open enough to see her lunch. First, she has a ball with his cock, taking it deep in her highly skilled mouth while he probes her inner folds with his fingers. Charlie is so wonderfully vocal while being fingered. Check her out, actually asking to eat his ass. Now this is my kind of woman. I could do without some of the tats, but her bod is smoking and that pussy looks like it’s always ready to rock and roll. Holding her ass wide open, she invites him in for what looks to be a very tight fit. His dick looks huge in her ass, but Charlie is fucking him back as hard as he can stroke it. I love it when she pulls her knees back to her tits to take him deep in her ass. Sliding down, she tells us how hard she came while licking her ass off his prick. So far, this babe wins the award for hottest fuck. Great facial making me want to see much, much more of this hot babe.

Bridgette Kerkove has made a career out of having things shoved up her ass. In fact, with that one thing going for her, she garnered AVN gold last year. I’ve gotten to the point where I feel like I’ve seen Bridgette fuck everyone in porn a dozen times and it all starts to look the same to me. Yes, she nearly deep throats his cock, yes, she has a nice round ass for a skinny chick, but I feel like I’ve reviewed this same scene so many times already. She can talk a good game and since this movie is for gape lovers, Bridgette offers something special in that regard. She goes for A2M without being asked and that ass does gape like a freaking tunnel. Her face gets the pop, but this scene just didn’t do much for me.

Finally we get Kristi Myst. Both she and Lexington Steele seem quite excited about working with each other, so there is almost no lead in. She pulls his pants down and just wraps those pretty lips around his big cock like she’s been waiting for it all her life. I can’t pinpoint exactly why I have such a boner for Kristi, but I’ve always wanted to just fuck the shit of this babe. (Anyone at Extreme listening? Tommy?) She delivers a fantastic blowjob here even she can’t get half of that thing down her throat. If you think those lips are stretched tightly, wait until you see her pussy stuffed with cock while she rides him. That is one snug slut slit my friends. Lex dishes up the meat and Kristi’s pussy just gobbles it up like she can’t wait for more. Of course to get that ass gaping, Kristi has to open it up for Lex’s log. What did Extreme do to this woman to make her return to porn as such a dick hungry butt slut? Rolling her onto her back, Lex inches it back up her ass while her legs are held high in the air. I kind of like the fact that her ass is so tight it barely gapes even after Lex’s deep fucking. Her pretty face takes his load closing out the hottest scene of the tape and one of the best pure fuck scenes I’ve seen in a while.

What I like the ‘Planet’ movies is that there is more to them than the gapes. If you happen to a fan of asses you can look deep into, this is easily the best series you can possibly find. However, for guys like me who aren’t crazy about gapes, the rest of the sex is always well done. The Kristi Myst scene is easily the best and those of you who really want to see her take on either a black man or a huge cock, will get both need fulfilled her. I’m keeping this movie in my collection based solely on this scene. I also found Charlie Angel quite sexy, which was a pleasant surprise. Angelica Sin is fun and hot, but the Vivian Valentine and Bridgette Kerkove scenes were pretty average. Still a very solid stroke movie with one blistering scene. It’s just as good as some of Tom’s others.