PLANET MAX 2
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OVERALL RATING: 6
85 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Max Hardcore
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Filmwest/Legend
THEMES: Young Girls, Anal Sex.
CONDOMS: None Noted
2000
STARS: Leanni Lei, Julianna Sterling, Claudia, Melody Love, Max Hardcore.
REVIEW:
Oh boy, a new Max movie. That may mean a two hour ride through total sexual Hell, with spitting, slapping, growling anti-woman rhetoric and a few pre-teen references thrown in for good measure. On the other hand, it could be a two hour joy ride where hot girls get their asses pumped by the demented midget cowboy. See, it’s never a sure thing with Max, so we get the fun of not knowing which Hardcore will show up. Lately, it’s ten times more likely that the former will prevail and the latter will be left behind. However, this video stars two of my favorite porn sluts, Leanni Lei and Julianna Sterling. That’s a good start, so we’ll see what Max has in store for us today.
While at the East Coast Video Show, Max has a great time on the floor. In a very nicely shot montage of porn stars doing their thing, we get a brief taste of what the show is all about. Fear not, smut fans, Max doesn’t spend a lot of time on this. He’s got Julianna Sterling in tow and takes her to his room for some sport fucking. She doesn’t waste any time either, dropping her ass down on his cock and riding like her life depends on it. Julianna has beautiful hair and a huge smile that lights up when she’s being deep fucked in her asshole. Max likes her ass, but he wants some of that mouth as well. A mouth this big has no problem at all with a small cock. Though he goes out of the way to choke her, this looks like Julia Roberts trying to gag herself with a toothpick. Back in her ass he goes for some RCA. Julianna is one hell of an anal slut and takes all Max has to give her, no problem at all. So far, this has been one of Max’s better scenes of late. Julianna is quite a hottie. There is a little bit of manual anal stretching, but mostly just hot, butt fucking action. He does hold her face still for the facial, obscuring much of the face and cooling off what would have been a blistering finish to a very, very good scene.
When Max goes cruising at the playground, he sees Leanni Lei lacing up her roller skates. She plays the little girl role with a big smile on her face. More importantly, she looks like a million bucks. Leanni is always cute, always sexy and she is all that and more here. If you ignore the obvious pedo/predator appeal and lingo in the set up, the sex is bound to be great looking. At home, Max starts right out with Leanni bent over his table, still on her skates. His cock is pumping in and out of her well lubed asshole. As usual, Max is talking way too much for taste, but at least Leanni adds her sweet voice to the litany of pedophile masturbation fantasies. Does anyone really prefer hearing him talk to her? (And still, the subject of who these people want to hear on the other end of a phone sex call remains unanswered.) It all gets much better when she gets a dick in her mouth, but Max cuts away quickly to fuck her standing up. He also uses a toy on her pussy while fucking her ass. Leanni does enough talking to make things hot here, however I still wish Max would just shut up and let those of use who actually like to hear women talk dirty, enjoy the sweet, straight sounds of a woman’s voice. With all the praise, and my lust for Leanni, the scene eventually breaks down into the same old pedo bullshit. Max having her recite teacher fantasies after him and counting down from eighteen to twelve is about a subtle as a shotgun blast to the face from an angry father of a molested little girl. That said, the sound just goes down on my set because watching Leanni suck cock at the end is too good to miss. I just don’t need the growling of a misogynist male voice confuse the sexual orientation of the appeal. The facial is great and this is a good scene for sure. It started out great, then just got bogged down in the usual crap, but Leanni saves it, making it a strokeable scene with the sound turned down.
While on location in Cannes, Max takes full advantage of Melody Luv. Melody isn’t a gorgeous girl, but she is cute in a slutty way with a body to die for and a filthy mouth. She uses her mouth to suck his cock in the back of a moving car. This backseat blowjob babe doesn’t come up for air until he has fires a load right into her mouth and she has cleaned up every drop from his shrinking cock.
For the final scene, Max is visited by Claudia. It seems he’s been fucking Claudia’s little sister, but her anger just doesn’t seem genuine. (Besides, Leanni is supposed to be her sister? Huh?) Instead of getting really angry, she just wants to be given the very same treatment as her sister. Max obliges, fucking her roughly as they discuss her dirty little whore sister. Claudia isn’t bad looking, but she just has that hard, porn slut look about her. Even as Max is doing his best to wreck her ass, she has this look like she could be doing her taxes. Maybe that’s why he slaps the shit out of her, encouraging her to vomit. Nothing like taking a moderately attractive girl, beating her and having her retch to make me hit the forward scan to avoid this shit. It ends with a facial, but to be honest, this final scene is a total loser.
The first three scenes in this movie are all worthy of praise. Julianna Sterling is a tremendous anal slut and Max pops the leggy brunette in a number of hot positions. I wish he hadn’t tried so hard to make her gag, but still, this is one of Max’s better scenes in a while and worth a look. I loved and hated the Leanni Lei scene. For the most part, the sex looks great. She looks incredible and gives as much energy as you could hope for. There is also more female vocalization in this scene than Max usually gives us and that is a HUGE plus. Near the end, the scene hits on all of the usual pedo hot buttons, making me realize exactly who Max is making movies for these days. With the sound turned down during the last third, this is still a good movie, though not nearly what it could have been. I liked the Melody Luv BJ in a moving car scene, just because it’s something different. The final scene is the worst of the movie and pretty much a waste. Claudia is OK looking, but has all the sexual appeal in this movie of half melted Jell-O. She’s clearly not into the action here and Max seems to be just fucking her out of spite. It just doesn’t belong in the same movie with the other three. Overall, there is still too much of the usual crap here, but there is some light breaking through during a few of the scenes. I doubt if Max is leaning towards his old stuff that I love so much, but it’s nice to see some action in his movies that is at least somewhat strokeable. Best bet this time, watch Julianna and watch Leanni with the sound turned down.
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