IN SEARCH OF AWESOME PUSSY

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OVERALL RATING: 8
93 Mins.
DIRECTOR: JJ Michaels
VCA
THEMES: Euro Babes,
CONDOMS: Not a One.
1999 (2/99)
STARS: Michelle Morrison, Jane, Nicole, Cindy, Ellen, Silvia Saint, Reneta, Martina and JJ Michaels.
REVIEW:
Before we go, I was advised that I have to inform you that I wrote the screenplay for this movie. They tell me that if I don’t let everyone know, people might begin to question my neutrality or my journalistic integrity. Come on, like anyone thinks the reviewing porn films gives someone journalistic integrity? Look, I did write this script, and yes it was more than three pages, but let’s face it, anything I say about it in this review is going to be tongue in cheek. You’re watching it for the same fucking reasons I am, for the hot Euro-babes getting their tight asses plugged. If you like the script, cool. If it turns out well acted and funny, even cooler, but if you’re watching it FOR the script (And you’re last name isn’t Pipe ) then you really need to reexamine your porn priorities.
That aside, the film begins. A lovely blonde, Jane lies down to get a massage. In glides special agent Jimmy Bone who disables the massesue with one blow. He nearly makes off with a big bag of cash, but is quickly subdued by an even more beautiful, brunette, Michelle Morrison, with a gun. Quickly realizing that they have the famous agent double O twelve (collective groan from the crowd #1) the women order him to strip and service them. You know, for women who don’t speak any English, they manage to at least get the words right. (Check out the scribe, waxing appologetic in case no one gets the lame jokes.) No translation required on the double blowjob these two deliver. Michelle, who is rather thick in the ass, looks particularly wonderful gobbling knob. With his legendary tool now at full mast, the secret agent uses it to probe deeply between the labes of his enemy. My naturally busty brunette babe (Michelle) sure knows how to work her full hips up and down on a hard cock. Fear not, condom brigade, this is a European production, so not only to the agents take it in the ass, they do it bareback. Check out the way Michelle takes his cock all the way up her ass and keeps smiling. She even gets the cumshot, proving that my taste in Euro-babes is a good as Bone’s skill with his rod. He fucks the agents into a coma and makes off with the loot.
While not quite Bond-ian in nature, the title sequence is pretty cool for a porn. Bone is given an important assignment. He is to rescue the Princess Nikki who has been captured by the international terrorist Awesome Pussy. (Collective groan #2) Before getting his full briefing and heading off into the line of fire, Bone stops to enjoy his boss’ blonde secretary, Nicole. She lovingly lets several inches of cock vanish between her lips as she applies even, gentle suction. What a body this woman has, totally incredible. No wonder the Chief keeps her so close. Of course, I doubt he gets to drive his dick deep into her pussy like the secret agent, but eye candy is still nice to have around the office. (What is this Rog, backstory?) He couldn’t possibly leave her without first fucking her tight little Euro-ass for a long while and dropping a thick load of cock cream on her pretty face. Bone, Jimmy Bone.
On his way to complete his mission, Bone stops by in a little bar that, for some reason (Unknown to even the writer since this wasn’t in the script.) is frequented by more hotties who are ready to fuck lucky Jimmy. I hate to sound redundant, but this is another two on one scene between our hero and a couple of very good looking, totally natural, Euro-hotties, Cindy and Ellen. The lighting is little sketchy in this scene, but not so bad that we can’t see Cindy, a super busty blonde riding his cock like a sex starved babe. (Dude, she IS a sex starved babe, that’s not much of a metaphor?) Whoever this chick is, I Want to see her again right away. What an awesome rack. The women share a load, but to be honest, all my attention, and all the jizz belong to my big chested beauty.
Bone finally makes it to the resort where he is to find the terrorist. First, he has to check in with agent Whadda Rack (Collective Groan #3) Whadda is played by the incredible Silvia Saint and that’s always a good sign. His cover at this exclusive resort involves servicing the rich, female clinetele, she has to test him out first. Silvia is an incredibly beautiful and painfully sexy woman so wacthing her give head is much more appealing that I could ever describe. Suffice it to say that her little black dress stays on while she kneels and takes his cock down her throat. Silvia keeps her stockings on as Bone shows her why he is a world famous agent/stud. I ask you my friends, could Silvia Saint be any more perfect? I think not. After she squat fucks her pussy raw, the gorgeous blonde bends over and takes it bareback right in her tight little asshole. Nice low angle shot as she rides him then a good load fired onto her tits. What Bone, no facial? Pussy.
Passing the test, Bone assumes his position as goes right to work satisifying the carnal cravings of two more Euro-babes. (Anyone else wondering when we get to see the essay “How I spent my European Vaction” by JJ Michaels.) They take turns sucking his cock and seem to having a competition to see just who can do the best job blowing his bone. These women are both good looking, but can’t hold a candle to Silvia. Still, they know how to fuck and take full advantage of Jimmy’s hard rod. By now you know the drill, hot looking women, tight pussies, even tighter assholes pumped full of (Still comdomless) dick. Another nice, shared facial cap of yet another great looking three way.
There is one very good reason to watch this movie. (No, not because I get a piece of the action.) It’s the cast my friends, filled with hot Euro babes who fuck, suck, take it in the ass, and on the chin, all with no condoms. Silvia Saint is the single hottest woman in the video, but that would be true of almost any movie she is in. Cindy is my other little obsession in this film. Her face, body and sexual heat assure that Rog will be rummaging through the Euro-porn trying to find more of her sexual perfection. If you’re looking for more than hot women taking cock in their ass, there is sort of a story here. It’s more of a series of pretty silly jokes, but what more do you want from smut? I can’t wait for the sequel, and trust me, it isn’t so I can find out what happens next. (Hint, Princess Nikki is played by Nikki Andersson.)

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