SEYMORE BUTTS- BUTTHOLES ARE FOREVER
SEYMORE BUTTS- BUTTHOLES ARE FOREVER
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OVERALL RATING: 9
132 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts
Seymore Butts Home Movies – 1998 (3/98)
THEMES: A2M, Anal Sex, The World’s Sexiest Woman!
STARS: Samantha Stylle, Alisha Klass, Halli Ashton, Shanna McCullough, Ramone, Tom, Alex.
REVIEW:
Well dear readers, we have reached another milestone, review number four hundred. I usually try and pick something big for these special reviews, and what better way to enter into the next hundred reviews than with the new Seymore Butts title? Even though I have reviewed every movie Seymore has ever made, and according to your letters, have turned plenty of you on to the great oral and anal action of this series, it still wasn’t enough for #400. Finally it hit me, review four hundred is the perfect time to announce my new agenda. That’s right, Rog has a plan and I am going to reveal it to you all right now. My plan is to do whatever it takes to make you all painfully aware of the sexiest star in the world of porn, Samantha Stylle. This incredibly sexy, completely beautiful (and wonderfully charming) woman now sits atop my list of personal favorites. So, just as I did with Kaitlyn Ashley while she sat on the throne, I will bombard you with constant references about how in love I am with Sam, and why you should be to. There, you have been warned.
We begin this Seymore adventure as so many before have commenced, with a knock on the door. Alisha Klass arrives, wearing a big smile and with studly Ramone in tow. While Seymore takes a call, she shows the new guy around the house. Three guesses where they end up and what they end up doing. She gives him a little screen test the best way she knows how, by sucking his cock until it throbs between her talented lips. Although Alisha can handle is rod quite easily, Ramone clearly has the stuff to make it in this biz, and our little starlet puts him through a rigorous trail run. After she rides him rather hard, Ramone turns the tables on ‘Lish and pumps her popper plum full of prick. After a solid assfuck, he drops a thick load right into her mouth and Alisha, as always, gulps down every last drop.
Later that night, another knock on the door leads us to the next phase of wall to wall fun. Tom Byron and Alex Sanders show up with the newest Tushy Girl, Halli Ashton. To the couch they go where Halli soon has her mouth full of Alex and her pussy stuffed with Tom. From the sound of things, I think Halli has been taking vocal lessons from her fellow Tushy Girls. When her mouth isn’t full, she screams out for more cock. Right in the middle of all this fun, the doorbell rings again, this time signaling the arrival of Samantha Stylle. In no time the three way has become a foursome and innocent looking Sam has her tongue up Tom’s ass. While Halli rides Alex, Sam gets caught up on the foreplay, which of course, means we get to watch this gorgeous creature with her lips wrapped tightly around Tom’s pole. The girls go for some side by side cowgirl, turning the couch into a Tushy viewing platform as two of the finer backsides on the planet bounce and grind on two very lucky laps. You all know how I feel about splitting the action, but at least we have something wonderful to watch no matter which lovely lady the camera is trained on. Of course, since Sammy is the object of my obsession, you know that my eyes were glued to the set as Alex tries her out in pretty much every position known to man or beast. Halli gets it in the tushy first, taking long, slow strokes from Tom while Sam is still bucking wildly on Alex’s lap. Never fear, as Alex also takes the back road to Heaven with Sammy. Both girls make a strong case for anal queen of the decade while having their sphincters stretched. If you like A2M, you must check out the dismounts these two Olympic sex stars pull off in route to some lovely facials.
The next day as Seymore enjoys some toilet reading, (Notice it’s not a Rog review he reads while taking a dump.) (Genius, no one takes a shit long enough to wade through your piles of self congratulatory fodder.) Alisha calls up to make plans for the XRCO awards. (And why am I STILL not a member?). Although Seymore can’t make the awards due to illness, he is well enough the next morning to hold the camera steady for Alisha, Sammy and Tom. It’s upstairs and into bed for this horny trio and Tom is fighting with Alisha for the first taste of Sam’s ass. Alisha wins, but Tom’s consolation prize is to have Sam suck his cock. (Beats the shit out of a year’s supply of Turtle Wax.) After a brief two girl blow job, Tom hops on top of Alisha and gets to know her (Again) in the Biblical sense. When she lets Sammy take a ride, Alisha stays busy by licking Sam’s ass or sucking her juices off Tom’s cock. Of course, all I need to see is him sliding into her shaved bare slit to see reason number 307 for my obsession with Sam. With their pussies well fucked, the girls get down to some serious anal sex. What is it with Seymore? How does he find these girls who look like prom queens, fuck like demons and somehow make anal sex look as classy as it is nasty? Tell me watching Tom fill Sam’s butt doesn’t make you want to run to the book shelf, grab your high school year book, find the picture of that girl who was just TOO pretty and unattainable and wonder if perhaps she too was dying for a big cock up her ass every day as she passed you in the halls. (Pardon me readers, Rog is having a personal moment so intense that I have been asked to take over the review until he can be safely locked away……I mean, until he can regain his strength.) OK, now that I am back, we can continue the review as both girls are now getting fucked in the ass. (Seymore has joined the fun.) Even mentioning that the cumshot is A2M seems silly at this point. Does Alisha even suck a dick that hasn’t been in an asshole anymore? This time, she takes Tom’s prick right out of Sam’s asshole and shares the load with her. Mark this one down as an award winner for best group and best anal. You heard it here first.
The next night, on the way home from the awards show, Halli gets a head start on the action, going down on Shanna McCullough in the back of the limo. This of course, is just a prelude to sex between Shanna, Halli, Tom and Dave Hardman. Halli picks things up where they left off, prompting Shanna to request some toys so she can repay Halli’s kindness. The toys go in and everyone gets into the act, working the gorgeous young thing into a frenzy in no time flat. All this gets the guys hard and ready, and as usual, hard ons around these two, don’t stay in the open air long. Girls like Halli and Shanna have a way of making hard cocks vanish into wet mouths, tight pussies and sooner rather than later, snug bungholes as well. This scene is fast and furious, ending rather quickly with the promise of more to come in the next adventure.
I could do a wrap up here, with a final analysis of the video, it’s technical qualities, sexual and content and the like, but really, why bother? A- It’s a Seymore video. B- It has Samantha Stylle in it. C- It has Alisha Klass, Halli Ashton AND Shanna McCullough. A, B or C would be enough to recommend watching a tape, so all three factors make it a must see. For those of you who still don’t get it, Seymore still shoots the best oral in the world and the anal sex in this tape is as hot as anything you will see all year. The three way between Tom, Alisha and Samantha is top notch. The four way between Sam, Tom, Alex and Halli is equally incredible. What more do you need? Oh yeah, and did I mention that Samantha Stylle is quite simply the hottest woman on the planet?
