WAXXIN’ PHAT ASSES- NUBIAN STYLE

OVERALL RATING: 5

120 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Santino Lee

Avalon

THEMES: Black Girls, Big Asses.

CONDOMS: None Noted

1999

STARS: Mary Jane

REVIEW:

I suppose it is a very good sign when the theme song over the opening credits is so damn funny that I can’t even write the open. Santino Lee’s porn version of Ricky Martin’s “Living La Vida Loca” (Changed her to ‘Waxin’ the Phata Ass Locas’) is one of the funniest porn theme songs in a very long time. For those of you who don’t know, Santino Lee has been making movies for a while. He brought us ‘Sex TV’ a while back. (and if you don’t know, he’ll remind me a couple of times before the first scene even begins.) Santino has put together a collection of Nubian babes with big Phat (Pretty, hot and tempting) asses for him to worship. And I’m not using that word lightly, he really has a booty fetish going on.

As the first babe, Mary Jane finds out quickly, Santino has a whole checklist of butt related tests to run on each women. After giving it a number of these exams, he buries his face between her ample cheeks and shakes his face around. This is interesting stuff if you’ve got the mass hard on for butts, however, I prefer to watch this babe wrap those lips around some hard dick. Of course, that doesn’t last long becase she really wants to ride the penile pony. Fans of bouncing buns will like the way she rides cowgirl and you just know he won’t let that ass go untouched. Nice piledriver and even some A2M as Mary shows that she appreciated cock as much as Santino digs asses. She may be a big girl with a big ass, but that butthole is mighty tight looking. He ends up cumming right on her cheeks and rubs his seed in.

Pebbles has an even bigger ass and a very normal, nice looking face. After doing the ass inspection again, Santino does the finger probe. No, it’s not in the bunghole, just measuring the cheeks. Dudes, you have to see this to believe it. Doing what he calls praying to the ass, Santino goes some serious cheek licking and rimming of Pebbles’ ample backside. After all that attention, he is still considerate enough to give her pussy some attention, nearly making the young girl climb the walls with his tongue. Santino isn’t the biggest dude in the world and this girl handles his rod with total ease. For you fans of real tits, Pebbles has a very jiggly pair that move around a great deal while he fucks her from above. Nice, high energy fucking here as Pebbles shows quite a sexual appetite. Things slow down for a moment when he goes into her ass, but once she gets used to it, it’s back to mach four for this ready to party chocolate treat. Again the pop falls right between her cheeks.

Sabby is making her video debut and has a nice smile to go along with a very curvy figure. It really is a pretty nice, big ass. After all the tests, it’s back to licking ass for Mr. Lee. After another far too short blowjob, he lets her mount him and starts pumping up inot her eager pussy. The women in this movie are getting bigger as we go, but stay hot to fuck which is always a good thing. That big ass stays high in the air while he pound her in doggy, making the exotic (Latina perhaps) lady scream into the pillows. Most of his load ends up on her pussy, but as always it gets rubbed into those cheeks.

Caramel is an interesting looking babe who is usually quite explosive in her scenes. Smaller than some of the others, she still has a nice, round ass and is able to talk a bit more comfortably on camera than a few of the newer chicks. For the first time in the movie we get some really nice oral footage and my friends, Caramel knows how to use lips on a stiff cock. Nice to see Santino finally let us watch a good blowjob, because I would have had to smash my TV had he cut away too soon on this one. In fact, I would have to say that this is my favorite footage so far in the movie. Now that she has passed my test, Santino makes sure that she can shake that ass while being fucked as well. Very nice shots of the doggy as Caramel’s pussy is visibly wet and ready to cream with every stroke. Once again, the shot goes on her buns, glazing them quite thoroughly.

Tara Butts not only has a phat ass, but a fat ass. You all know I don’t like my women all skin and bones, but Tara is a bit too strechmarked and loose for my tastes. It doesn’t help matters much that she isn’t even very pretty in the face here. Oh come on, putting her face next to his butt is just begging for some smart ass remarks from me. Worshipping big asses is fine for a while, but this woman just doesn’t do it for me.