Humor: Men Stories

Humor: Men Stories

Thanks Les

I don’t know how much I’m going to write about what has happened during the last few days, but suffice it to say, I needed a good laugh tonight. And as luck would have it, Les provides a few with this email. Thanks Les, good chuckles.

Les Sends This In:

Men Stories

1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
crouching down behind a tombstone. I said “morning.” He said “no just taking a

2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to
forgive me.
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out
“get this out of me! Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did
this to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember,
I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, “it’ll be too painful.”
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual
checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and
she told me, “because I am trying to examine you.”
5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor,
Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet
I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”
6. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at
me and said “Make love to me like in the movies”. So I turned her over on
all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came
all over her face and hair. I guess we don’t watch the same movies.

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