Dallas XXX: A Parody

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Dallas XXX: A Parody

MOVIE TYPE: Parody
128 Mins.
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: Andre Madness
THEMES: Parody, Sluts, Hookers, Cougars
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Alexis Ford, Eric Masterson, Bobbi Starr, James Deen, India Summer, Bill Bailey, Brooklyn Lee, Herschel Savage

REVIEW-

Way back in the 1980’s there was no bigger show on TV than Dallas. The night time soap opera so engrossed the nation that “Who shot JR?” became part of our pop lexicon. This XXX parody is part soap opera and part comedy. It would be tough to do something this overwrought without a few chuckles. The cast is pretty good both sexually and with delivering lines. Eric Masterson and James Deen play JR and Bobby Ewing, a couple of feuding oil tycoon brothers who are constantly at odds over business, ethics and women. I didn’t watch Dallas so I don’t know how much of this story comes from actual episodes, but it all feels legit. The women in this movie are very good. That helps the thing sexually. It is still a feature and still fits with the Adam & Eve sensibility, but there is not a lack of heat. India Summer, Bobbi Starr and Brooklyn Lee are all quiet sexy in their scenes. Alexis Ford pops up twice. That kind of makes her the female lead in this movie. She looks great in both scenes, especially when she is allowed to show off her great ass and legs. This is a fun movie, it flows well and features good sex. It looks great and even comes with an alternative ending. So if you are a fan of sappy night time soaps tune in to see who JR and who gets cum shot on them by JR.

India Summer & James Deen

They don’t waste any time getting to the sex in this one. Bobby (James Deen) comes into the bedroom where his wife (India Summer) reminds him that it’s a special day. Apparently that’s code for “let’s fuck” so they do. James eats her for a while, on her back first and then in doggy. She stays on all fours and bobs her pretty head on his cock until he is thoroughly throbbing in her mouth. Nice shots here and I especially love the way she cross her ankles and rocks her feet while sucking his balls. He turns her around and meets her enthusiasm with plenty of his own. Great looking doggy, but it is hard to imagine anything better than looking India in the eye during a good hard session. There is a lot of eye contact as the bang it out. India’s body looks lovely in reverse cowgirl and she is not at all afraid to work her hips hard to get what she really needs. He pulls out in this position and shoots all over her pussy.

Alexis Ford & Bill Bailey

Perky little blonde Alexis Ford is a Ewing who likes to play around with the help. Miss Lucy tells stable hand Bill Bailey to lick her feet so he takes off her boots and gives them a little nibble. She returns the favor by sucking his cock. Alexis grabs him hard by the balls and really tugs while she is eating his meat. I guess she really likes to be in charge all of the time. The standing sex is fantastic because Alexis has such great legs to show off. She’s also well known for her butt which gets a few nice angles here. He puts her on the hay and fucks that pretty little pussy nice and hard for a while. They go back to the feet for the popshot as he unloads all over her toes and lets her rub his throbbing dick with her sticky soles.

Bobbi Starr & Michael Vegas

JR’s wife Sue Ellen is quite the slut. She tells her shrink about a drunken encounter with a cowboy. He sweeps her off of her feet and kisses his way down her body. Bobbi looks beautiful as always and Michael is quite eager to show her what he can do with his tongue and fingers. Bobbi turns around and kisses her way down the stranger’s chest until she finds his cock waiting. He pushes his meat down her throat and she handles him with ease. Somehow he manages not to pop despite her incredible efforts and slides his dick into her furry slit. When she gets on top and grabs his hat, Bobbi really does look like the sexy cowgirl at the rodeo. He turns her around and gives her a solid round of doggy. The lighting is a little dim here. It’s that way on purpose and well done, but it’s just not my favorite thing. Eventually he pulls out and leaves his seed in her public rug before kissing her and sending her on her way.

Alexis Ford & Ryan McClane

Man, Lucy gets around. She walks into Ryan’s office, drops her trench coat and the fun begins. She is quite the hungry girl and grabs his cock like she never wants to let it go. Keeping things interesting, Alexis uses her tits on his dick and rubs herself silly while giving head. When she gets in his lap, we are treated to perfect ass shots. This woman is the proud owner of a really fine butt and she knows how to work it. He bends her over and fucks her on the desk, but she spins around quickly when he is ready to cum. Alexis gets his cream all over her perky titties and wraps them around him one more time for good measure.

Brooklyn Lee & Eric Masterson

JR doesn’t mind his wife cheating so much because he has a little hooker on the side himself. Brooklyn Lee had a chance to show off her acting skills earlier in the movie and now she’s busy showing off her sexy side. Slipping out of her clothes she delivers an energetic, wet and skilled blowjob. His dick is no match for her throat so she sucks the balls and thoroughly entertains herself while eating his meat. He bends her over and fucks her from behind. Brooklyn looks good from just about any angle, but the leg and ass shots on display here are quite good. She rides his cock, kissing him and she lowers her pussy over his rod. He finishes the action with a load on her tongue and lips.

Bonus: Alternative Ending, Bloopers, BTS, Bonus Scene (Kayden Kross), Trailers,

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