Young Sweet Muffins 3

Young Sweet Muffins

MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo Compilation

145 Mins.

Company: Adam and Eve




Year of Production

STARS: Giana, Randi Wright

Reviewed by: Miller Huggins

Young Sweet Muffins is a fairly run-of-the mill compilation of almost a dozen scenes from various Adam and Eve youth-themed gonzo efforts; the specifics, if you want them, are as follows:

Amateur Angels 19 – Giana and Randi Wright
Rawditions 2 – Crystal Clear and Sean Michaels
Badass School Girls 3 – Amia Moretti and Cheyne Collins
Bree’s College Daze – Lorena Sanchez and Steven St. Croix
Amateur Angels 21 – Jessica Woods and Van Damage
Bubblegum Cuties 4 – Adriana Nevaeh and Talon
Sweet Young Things 4 – Tessa Taylor and Dick Chibbles
I Love Girls – Halie James and Valerie Rios
Kayden’s College Tails – Brooke Lee Adams and Talon
Petite Young Things – Dani Jensen and Christian XXX
Young Girls Next Door – Audrianna Angel and Steven St. Croix
Bonus Scene – Cheerleaders Academy – Nicole Ray and Kris Slater

There’s not much to choose from between these scenes, unless you have a particular favorite among the starlets, or maybe you’re related to one of them. None of the names are A-listers, and it looks, from having skimmed through the disc to get the list of stars down, like this is going to be a pretty ordinary effort. Compilations without themes, and I don’t think in porn you can really call youth all that much of a theme (especially since a lot of these girls are far past their teen years), are good if you haven’t really seen much porn and haven’t developed a fetish or a preference yet, but if you’ve been reviewing it for ten years, it’s not that exciting.

The first scene features a glitzy blonde and her brunette girlfriend playing tag in a big bed; a big strapon is part of the action for a while, but it’s too big to stay in the harness, and the fat that they don’t really know how to use it as such gives away their lesbian inexperience. Still, there’s nothing wrong with the scene. They end up just masturbating next to each other and sharing a double-ended dildo. Next, Crystal Clear (not the giant fat one) spends a little time bouncing around at the end of Sean Michaels. Everybody loves Sean Michaels, right? He seems like one of those good guys. It’s a long, unhurried scene, witha lot of conversation beforehand, but when it gets going, it’s hot; Crystal, a pale, soft brunette, is very enthusiastic. it seems like everybody does like Sean Michaels. Amia Moretti reminds me of Alana Evans a little, only blonde and not quite as charismatic. She and Cheyne Collins have a long and very active scne together, the highlights of which are her enthusiastic blowjob and the delight with which she receives a load on her perky tits. Lorena Sanchez had her moment in the sun a couple of years ago; I’m not sure what the original context of this scene was, but it allows the always funny Steven St. Croix to get a little comedy in before they get to grips. Their dorm room fuck is steamy, solid and professional.

Jessica Woods says she’s really hot naked; she is, but so are a lot of other cute blonde girls who look pretty much exactly like her. SHe’s got the naturally hot body of girls her age who don’t particularly take care of themselves; we’ll see if she’s still hot naked in ten years. She and Van Damage have a pretty stripped-sown, basic scene on what looks like someone’s bed. If she still takes facials like this in ten years, whatever she looks like, she’ll still be making rent. Adriana Nevaeh, chewing gum and looking a little bored while she waits for Talon to finish noodling on the pool table, gets a good fucking eventually; she is another swappable little brunette who looks like she’s probably in the business for a half hour or so, but she’s enthusiastic enough to make her current activity convincing. The blonde, pigtailed Tessa Taylor does some bouncing up and down on a bed to convince us how young and innocent she is, but as usual with these kinds of girls, watching her suck cock and make porn faces is a little more revealing. She has really nice, perfectly bouncy tits, though.

Halie James and Valerie Rios don’t try to convince us of anything – they just cavort in and next to a pool and make out together while various cameramen skulk around on the verge and in the shrubbery. They don’t really seem to be playing to the camera, and this is my favorite of the scenes so far. I don’t much care about girl/girl, but I do like looking at Halie James – she has my favorite kind of tits, big and heavy with some sag to them, and even if this scene doesn’t especially do it for me, it’s enough to make me want to go looking for more of her. It looks like she isn’t really aware of what lesbians do, but it’s nice that she’s trying. I like Brooke Lee Adams haircut, and her body, too. She and Talon put on a decent show, with Brooke giving him a nice sloppy blowjob and then taking him on in most of the standard positions before receiving an internal injection. Dani Jensen is a cute, lanky redhead with small, firm tits who trades some banter and then some friction with Christian XXX, luring him downstairs to take advantage of her nakedness and wetness on a circular couch. Christian’s well known for his forays into bi and tranny porn, but he’s equally adept with natural girls, and he teases her into a frenzy with lots of oral before fucking her in cowgirl, doggy, and RCG before shooting his load on her face. The final chapter on the DVD proper has Audrianna Angel doing a few minutes of tease before Steven St. Croix makes his second appearance, this one not even a little funny. There’s no dialogue, and they just get to work. Slow-paced but not uneventful, their scene will be a comfort to any old man who feels a little down about his chances to bang a teen; they do plenty of oral and roll through a few positions before he pulls out of a doggy style fuck and pops on her ass. One bonus scene ensues, but I will tell you now that the best part about it – and it is not boring or lame at all – is the baton-twirling cheerleader routine that Nicole Ray performs before her poolside romp with Kris Slater. There’s no fire or anything, but if you had just watched four hours of pretty generic porn featuring a whole bunch of the same stuff over and over again, you’d have to be a hard-hearted Henry to ignore a minute and a half of what looks, in spite of the editing, like pretty skillful baton twirling. Those aren’t even really batons – they look more like juggling clubs. I don’t know what they are, but it’s fascinating to watch her toss them around.

EXTRAS: Picture Gallery, Bonus Scene
SEX: 7

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