BEN DOVER’S KICK ASS ANAL ADVENTURES # 1 SELLS OUT IN RECORD TIME!
Kick Ass Pictures shipping clerk injured during rush release.
LOS ANGELES, CA-In a stunning and bizarre turn of events Kick Ass Pictures Warehouse Manager Ivan Contreras was hospitalized for exhaustion and a severe lumbar strain while fulfilling a record setting sell out of Ben Dover’s first release under the Kick Ass moniker.
Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis wants to assure buyers that a second pressing is now available and Ivan will be back to work in no time to ship it out. “I’m overwhelmed by the demand for Ben’s product,” says Kulkis from Ivan’s bedside. “But I wasn’t surprised at all. We were getting re-orders after our first day of shipping. Our fax machine was running so hard it jammed just like Ivan’s back.”
“I was overwhelmed too” says Contreras between Cortisone injections. “If this is going to continue like this I’m going to ask for a raise.”
Doctor’s expect a full recovery for Contreras just in time for the release of Ben Dover’s Kick Ass Anal Adventures # 2 on December 14th, 2004.
If you’d like to send Ivan a get-well card or an erotic massage you contact him at email@example.com