Miso Horny

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

120 Mins.

Bad Seed

www.BadSeedDVD.com

DIRECTOR: Brett Maverick

THEMES: Asian Girls

CONDOMS: None

2006

12/05

STARS: Mika Tan, Bamboo, Lucy Lee, Lyla Lei, Jayna Oso, Pascal, Rick Masters & Tommy Gunn

REVIEW-

Oh boy, it’s time for another collection of Asian hotties. It really seems that every company in the business has at least one line dedicated to Asian babes. We have seen all of the women in the case many times so we do know the potential they bring to the table. Porn girls don’t get much prettier than Jayna Oso. She can also provide very good scenes when given the chance. Lucy Lee is almost always pure energy and might just break a guy if they give her a soft feature type dude. We all know how hot Mika Tan is, and if you don’t then I’ll tell you about six dozen times before you’re done with this. If any of the other girls can be as hot as Mika then this should be a movie that will keep us very happy and perhaps even a bit horny.

Mika Tan & Rick Masters

Lovely Mika Tan gives us a short glimpse into her background during a wafer thin interview. There is some decent footage of her body as the clothes come off, but the pre-scene stuff is pretty flat. Rick Masters steps up to the plate and starts eating her pussy. The camerawork is manic and the director gives instructions. I’m not sure if some people like this or not, but to me it always feels like stuff that should be cut out. Sorry guys, but if Rick doesn’t know to “lick her pussy” then maybe he chose the wrong line of work. Mika certainly doesn’t need to be told what to do. She opens her mouth wide and takes every inch of dick Rick has to offer. Even though he isn’t back a foot long dong, Mika’s virtually gag-free deep throat is as impressive as it is hot. The camera stays right up in there for some extreme close ups of the oral sex. Some longer shots mixed in would make it even better, but we’ll have to wait for that. Mika is ready to ride cock and pumps her hips up and down hard as she nearly screams for more. Her energy level is really good and so is her ass. That pretty much takes care of everything we need from a good porn scene. Rick wants to match her energy so he rolls Mika over and gives it to her hard. There aren’t too many women who sell it like she does.

They get into some doggy where Mika spreads her cheeks open and teases us with that tight asshole. No anal though. We switch to mish where he pumps her pussy and then shoots a big load on her beautiful face. I don’t know if anything else this DVD has to offer will match Mika’s heat.

Bamboo & Pascal

Both Bamboo and Pascal are from France, but she is actually Vietnamese. There isn’t much time for an interview because we need to focus a bit of attention on her nipples. Those things are like gumdrops stuck in the middle of her tits and beg to be sucked. He moves right on down and starts doing the same to her clit, licking and sucking it until she can hardly babble straight. As before the blowjob footage is shot from just a few inches away. I like this footage, but really feel it needs to be mixed in with some longer angles. Bamboo isn’t quite as aggressive as Mika, but she doesn’t flinch at all when Pascal fucks the shit out of her. He pushes her knees up to her chest and works that pussy over. The bedspread is really light and creates a bit more glare than we would like to see, but this isn’t too bad overall. They finish with a decent popshot. I’ve never been a huge Bamboo fan, but this was pretty solid.

Lucy Lee & Tommy Gunn

For some reason I thought that Lucy Lee had her tits done a long time ago. She is pre-bold ons in this scene and seems to like showing off her impressive nipples. Tommy likes the way she looks and gets a close up view of her tiny little pussy. During the blowjob, Lucy goes down pretty far, but the combination of the extreme close ups with the off-camera chatter gets in the way far too often. You’ve got something good going, just let it happen. When they start fucking the camera backs up a bit and the shots are less jarring. There are some shots up Lucy’s body during reverse cowgirl that show off her nipples really well. The fucking feels a bit short, perhaps because they finish up with some foot fucking as Lucy jerks him off with her soles. This definitely works for Tommy who blows up all over her chest and face.

Jayna Oso & Tommy Gunn

Tommy returns to take a turn with the always cute Jayna Oso. We have to put up with a lot of behind the camera talk as Tommy takes us on a tour of her hot body. He focuses on the ass for a long time and who can blame him. When they settle in for the oral sex, Jayna swallows Tommy’s dick. It slides all the down her throat with barely a hint of a gag. Bonus points to her for that skill and to the director for keeping the scene quag-free. They keep up the great energy when the sex starts. This time around those ultra tight camera shots really work. We get a chance to see Jayna’s sweet pussy lips stretch around the shaft of his cock as it slides home. Tommy fucks her hard and she seems to love it. There is great chemistry here and the action is pretty well shot making it a nearly perfect stroke scene. He pulls out from behind and shoots a load all over the side of pretty face.

Lyla Lei & Rick Masters

Even before the scene starts, Lyla is a ball of energy. She tires to tell us a story about Cambodian pigs and contemplates the lack of boobs on Asian women. (Has she never seen Anna Ohura? Wow.) Rick puts a stop to her chattering when he gets his tongue on her clit. If she can keep up this kind of energy throughout the whole scene we are in for a big treat. When Rick pulls her pussy on top of his face Lyla goes after his cock with her full lips. I am disappointed by the lack of quality blowjob footage in this scene, but Lyla’s energy does stay high even after Rick condoms-up and fucks her. During the doggy she looks up into the camera and stays vocal as Rick bangs away from behind. Whenever he slows down, he starts pushing back to keep up the intensity. There is a minor issue with a bright light source right behind them for a time, but otherwise the technical stuff is pretty solid here. The pace of the scene is very different than the others and some editing might help, but you want to stick around because Lyla really turns up the heat late in the scene when she rides in reverse cowgirl. Rick plasters her face at the end, giving her something hot to smile about.

The bonus scene takes the running time up to the 2:15 listed on the box. It is between Misty Mason and Byron long from Black Poles in Dark Holes. The second bonus scene is from Just Popped in and it features Byron fucking Mia Bangg. Two bonus scenes are nice, but the running time on the box does not apply to the Miso Horny flick itself.

Mika’s scene is by far the best of the bunch. That leaves you with plenty of time to recover if you just can’t make it through the first fuck. As usual Mika looks great, sucks dick like few others can and then proves that she can outfuck the rest of the cast by herself. Lyla shows up with some pretty solid heat at the end. You should have recovered before then, unless of course you happened to lose one to Lucy Lee or Jayna. That could certainly happen. This is a rather average collection of sex scenes featuring Asian girls. There are a few good moments here and very few bad ones. If you like Asian babes, give it a look, especially if you’re ready to watch every single scene Mika Tan does.