Return of Teenage Christy Canyon
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
122 Mins.
Alpha Blue Archives
www.AlphaBlueArchives.com
DIRECTOR: Compilation
THEMES: Big Tits, Classic Porn
CONDOMS: None
2007
STARS: Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Nicole West, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer
REVIEW-
It was three years ago that I reviewed the first Teenage Christy Canyon collection. As an unapologetic Canyon fan, it was an essential addition to my DVD collection. It’s great fun to go back and watch these old scenes. Most of them don’t hold up sexually to the stuff we see today. Things have just gotten better in the world of porn from a technical standpoint. It would be hard to get any better than teenage Christy though. She was a superstar from day one. With a body like that, a face like that and perhaps the best tit in the history of the business, Christy is a first ballot hall of famer. From the first time I laid eyes on her, I was hooked. So you can give Christy the credit or the blame for the porn obsession that would later become a career. See guys, it’s all her fault. Christy and those damn DD’s. Let’s get to them.
Christy & Blake Palmer
Christy is thrilled about the new curtains in her place. Blake is just excited to have someone as hot Christy to play with. He pushes her back on the bed and spends some time sucking those big perfect tits. The picture quality in this scene is a little sketchy, but nothing can take away from how hot she looks on her back with those long legs spread for some finger and tongue penetration. He gets hr pussy so wet that his cock just slides right in. They roll into doggy for some decent footage of the action. We get to watch those big tits swaying even though Blake can’t see them. Don’t shed a tear for him though. He rolls his new bride over and goes right between her monster melons. She sucks he head and he fucks them until he explodes between her boobs. What a great way to break in a room.
Christy & Peter North
Peter and Christy are Hollywood agents. Christy may have scared away a new girl with some girl on girl sex. Now that she has sampled the veggie plate, she wants some meat in her mouth. Peter has just what she needs and sits back in his chair while his lovely assistant work her pretty lips over his dick. We get to watch as she takes off her blouse and wiggles out of her skirt. Christy bends over and shoves her tits in his face. While she is busy smothering him with her boobs, she also seems to be playing with her asshole a bit. They move over to the couch and Peter drops the hammer on Christy. Throw in a little bit of man-ass licking and we have a very unusual scene. Christy buries her face between Peter’s cheeks like its 2005 not 1985. Hell we even get what almost passes for POV footage as she finishes him off with a great blowjob. Her tongue is all over the place and she even takes his big load on her face. Often known as a cum dodger, Christy rubs the goo into her skin and sucks the shiny head like she loves the taste.
Christy & Mike Horner
For this story, Christy is a beautiful model who finishes up a perfume commercial. Mike Horner is the shy guy cleaning up the set. As can only happen in porn, the gorgeous model falls for the humble guy. They kiss for a long time as the clothes come off and Christy gently strokes his cock as it grows. She drops to the floor, squeezes his big dick in her fist and start sucking. The blowjob is very short here, but we cut to some great looking standing doggy. Christy’s body looks fantastic as her tits shake with every stroke. Mike puts her on the hood of the car and shoots a load on her stomach. This is great fantasy stuff and has some nice shots, but it’s not as hot a scene as some of the others.
Christy & Rick Savage
Rick and Christy are strangers who meet in a bar. They are both married and think about fucking each other, but no one seems to want to pull the trigger. Christy finally has to go into the bathroom and take off her panties to get things going. After a cute, long tease we cut awkwardly to the two of them in the hotel room. Fumbling with each other for a moment, things get going when Christy starts sucking. Beautiful as ever, Christy works with her tongue and rubs her face on his cock as she sucks. Rick spends a lot of time playing with her tits as he gets her ready. The sex is shot really tight which kind of takes away some of the eye candy factor. They are a bit frantic though and that’s very cool. Rick finishes her off with a shot on her stomach.
Christy and Heather Wayne
Heather and Christy are having a great time remembering some fun they had with a very lucky guy. They pass it back and forth for a while before Christy goes up to make out with the guy. There isn’t really a finish to this scene. The girls are driving and they run out of time to tell their story.
Christy & Ron Jeremy
Ron loves women and especially enjoys Christy’s fantastic form. He chews on her meaty folds long enough to get his cock hard and then slides it right in. Christy is more than happy to be on the receiving end of this kind of oral attention. Ron pumps her hard enough to get her tits going, but blasts off pretty quickly all over her tits. It’s a quickie, but Christy makes it work.
Christy and François
In another flashback fantasy Christy fucks her handsome French pool boy. I love the way she looks in her bikini, but they get her out of that so quickly that we barely get a chance to enjoy it. Francois bends her over for a quick fuck before getting her mouth into the mix. When she sucks, she holds his balls and strokes them lovingly as her mouth works him over. He slides between her tits and explodes all over them for a very wet climax.
Christy and Nicole West
Big titted Christy and spinner Nicole take a lucky workman into the house to share their bed with him. Christy starts out with his cock in her mouth while Nicole goes digging for clams between her friend’s parted thighs. This is a great scene that I have one VHS somewhere. These two brunettes are totally opposite in body type, but they are both cock starved and can barely stand to share the meat. He doesn’t last very long in Christy’s pussy though, pulling out and spraying his load into her thick patch of pubic hair.
Christy and Robin Cannes & Blake Palmer
I think this is the climax of “Sore Throat” with Heather ordering a hot three way. Blake watches the two busty brunettes show off their racks and then their asses. Robin is kind of a stiff performer, but Christy looks ready to play in this one. Blake slides in behind her and starts pushing his cock into her tight little hole. He shoots on her ass and Christy actually turns around to milk a few final drops into her mouth.
Christy & Marc Wallice
Another nondescript white guy joins Marc and Christy for a three-way. They give her lots of attention with one guy licking the pussy while the other plays with her massive natural rack. Once she gets naked, they have better access to her tits which seem to always have at least one hand on them as she gets fucked in the pussy and mouth. The guys show their appreciation for Christy by dousing her in ball batter.
Christy & Peter North
In “Black Throat” Christy played a dominatrix who tortures Peter North in the best possible way. She has him tied up and whips him as she wraps her mouth around his rapidly rising rocket. Talking dirty, she smacks him in the face with her big tits. There is some great energy here when Peter finally gets to use that big cock on the busty queen. These two always worked well together and Peter really fucks her hard this time. He ends up spraying his impressive wad all over her majestic mammaries.
Christy & Marc
One final fuck between Christy and Marc. It starts with her a
lready riding in cowgirl. That gives us nice ass footage, but you know that you’re waiting to see her in reverse. Those tits are fantastic and she acts like he’s hitting spots no one else can hit. They finish up with a lot of tit fucking and Christy begging for his seed on her big tits. That’s what he gives and I’m sure many people watching will take the opportunity to imagine themselves doing the same.
You know, the picture quality on this DVD isn’t really that bad. When you consider that the original material is twenty years old, it’s really pretty good. No, it doesn’t look like HD and the scenes aren’t shot the way they would be today. We already know that. This is classic porn and specifically a collection of classic porn featuring the one and only Christy Canyon. She looks spectacular in this collection. I would say that the scene selection is slightly better in the original collection, but this one is pretty good. If you have never seen Christy in her early days, this is a good chance. If you’re a fan, then you should have already ordered this DVD long before you got this far into the review. Come on guys, what more do you need? It’s teenage Christy Canyon for fuck’s sake. Go buy it.
