Tales From The Crack

OVERALL RATING: 9

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

137 Mins.

Evil Angel

www.evilangel.com

DIRECTOR: Scott Philips & John Howard

THEMES: Lesbian Sex

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2004

9/04

STARS: Belladonna, Tiffany Mynx, Taylor Rain, Roxy Jezel, Mason Storm, Alicia Rhodes, Shayna Knight, Jayna Oso, Haley Paige, Brandon Iron, Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone, Travis Knight, Claudio Meloni

REVIEW-

This is a little something different from Evil Angel. After years at the top of the gonzo porn world, the Evil Empire has branched out a bit in recent years. They proved they could kick everyone’s ass when it was time to make a feature and now we’ve got this comic book inspired piece of smut. I don’t recognize the names of the directors, but the case is certainly familiar to smut lovers everywhere. Belladonna, Taylor Rain and Tiffany Mynx make up a killer threesome and the rest of the lineup is deep. Bella shows up at a biker bar and orders a few shots. The guy behind the bar recognizes her as the inspiration for his favorite adult comic book. That sets up the scenes pretty well. (I imagine it also sets up a finale with Bella herself, but it will be a while before we find that out.

The first story has sexy Haley Paige in an alley emptying some trash. She is approached by a sexy vampire, Jayna Oso who wants to suck her….ass? Huh? OK, it works for me I guess. At any rate she spreads Haley’s sexy cheeks and works her tongue all over that exposed rosebud. From out of nowhere comes vampire hunter Evan Stone. He uses a special sex toy to choke the sexy vamp. Though it doesn’t kill her it does slow Jayna down enough to get Haley on her face. Evan whips his cock out and we get a great two girl blowjob. I am just really worried about the girls though. They take turns sucking his balls and one of them could easily choke on one of those bad boys. When he starts pumping Jayna’s face I am struck by the thought that Haley might just lose an eye on one of his strokes. He starts fucking the vamp, but the action doesn’t really kick into high gear until she is squatting over him and pumping her ass up and down that long rod. Haley sees the action and wants some. Even starts fucking her from behind and damn if she doesn’t look fucking perfect from this angle. Using a toy on her ass, the vampire hunter DP’s the potential victim before slamming his own meet deep between her young cheeks. Jayna gets one more poke in the pooper before he shoots a load all over her butt. This is a scene with great anal action that features two of the best rookies of 2004.

Alicia Rhodes stars in a story that involves a very naughty nurse. She looks fantastic in white wit her big tits sticking out as she teases her nipples. Teaming up with Mason Storm, they give Shayna an intense rectal exam. They grease up their gloves and explore her anus very slowly. When the doctor comes in, he has them use some medical devices while he takes care of her mouth. Shayna sucks dick and has to blow really hard until a huge dildo pops out of her ass. That should clear her problem up. Even with the object out of her ass Shayna keeps sucking. Alicia moves in to help her and they both prove to be quite adept at deep-throat. There is an awful lot of slapping when Alicia starts sucking cock/ She seems to like it rough so the action takes on a bit of a freak-show feel. The doctor is now ready to fuck his patient so the two nurses share that big dildo they just pulled out of Shayna’s ass. It is hard to focus on the girl on the table because the two nurses doing double duty on the dong are so much hotter. Mason eventually takes over and gets some doc dick right up her ass. Not to be left out, Alicia turns her big ass to the sky and gets blasted in the butt. After all that work the doc shoots his load and watches as the three women pass it back and forth. This one has some good fetish footage along with nasty anal sex.

Bella is getting horny back in the bar, but they keep checking out the stories. Taylor Rain is at the back of the bar and is more than ready. She plays a biker bitch who is just too freaking pretty to be such a nasty anal slut. Hatcher joins another guy at the back of the bar for a shot at the pretty little babe. As usual, she attacks cock with great energy and is quite skilled at taking them deep into her throat. Watching her squat and suck gives us a great chance to see her tight little body and watch the face of a sorority princess doing its best to handle every hard inch of cock thrown her way. The guys bend her over a bike to make good use of her pussy as well as her mouth. Taylor’s body looks great from all angles, but I especially like the leg and ass shots here. As soon as the anal starts, Taylor rises to the occasion, riding cock with her butt like she was born for this. With the pretty brunette bent over, the guys make her gape a bit but spend most of their time happily buried between her tight cheeks. Taylor takes one shot in the mouth, washes it down with beer and then holds her face still as Hatcher jerks himself off.

Tiffany Mynx and Roxy Jezel play a couple of sexy cowgirls who actually rope themselves a few stray men. This is very interesting tease footage and features some great ass shots of Ms. Mynx spilling out of her chaps. Once the men have been roped, both Tiff and Roxy do a bit of smothering. For some reason the guys don’t seem to mind having Tiffany’s ass rubbed in their faces. When they get the heard back to the barn the girls single out Brandon Iron for some special attention. Roxy climbs onto his face while Tiffany uses her mouth for a fantastic blowjob. She is one of the best cock suckers in the history of porn and that still shows. Roxy isn’t bad either, but she just doesn’t have the kind of hall of fame mouth that Ms. Mynx brings to the table. There is a lot of great oral footage that ends with the girls in 69 as Brandon shoves his huge cock up Roxy’s tight ass. We get A2M from Tiffany, but he wants to feel her cheeks. This is by far the best scene of the movie because Brandon is able to deliver some serious meat to both women. In the end it is Tiffany that is able to get him off, sucking and stroking a big load right into her mouth.

Bella has waited long enough and starts by showing off her fantastic ass. There is some rather intense finger fucking before she it tossed onto a pool table for a two on one with Hatcher and another bar patron. With her thigh high black leather on, Bella faces the camera and starts squatting on hard meat. Her energy is great as always and it gets plenty nasty as one of the guys fucks her ass with a long stick, forcing her to lick it clean when she isn’t busy stuffing Hatcher’s cock to the back of her throat. There is far too much A2M for sport for my taste, but the butt shots of Bella are phenomenal and no matter what you think of her, no one can deny that she is one of the hottest fucks in all of porn. They finish her off with a big facial climax that she rubs into her skin as she flashes a big smile.

It would be tough to call this a feature, but “Tales From the Crack” has made a strong case of best “vignette” movie of the year. Bella handles the wrap-around footage and gives us a lot of great butt shots to enjoy. Her big sex scene at the end is pretty fucking hot as well. It isn’t the best of the bunch, but in this group even the middle of the pack is worth a few dozen strokes. I really liked the three-way action with Tiffany and Roxy. That is probably the strongest of the flick and really shots off the skills that have made Tiffany so popular. The tease footage in this scene is original and hot as well. I enjoyed the vampire scene as well. Haley Paige is super sexy as always. Some of the medical stuff is a bit out of my sexual desire range, but I’m sure plenty of people will enjoy the way Alicia works a cock with her holes. The overall feel reminds me a lot of some of the really old Sodomania stuff and though it is too early to tell, I would say that Evil Angel may have a new line to secure themselves a whole host of awards.