The Tits That Saved XXXmas

OVERALL RATING: 6+

104 Mins.

Big Top Video

DIRECTOR: Skye Blue

THEMES: Big Tits,

CONDOMS: None Noted

2003

7/03

STARS: Kiki D’Aire, Chloe Dior, Rebecca Love, Ava Divine, Kurt Lockwood, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon & Eric.

REVIEW-

I think that many people would agree that there just aren’t enough Christmas themed porn movies on the shelf. Like many of you I often worry about the poor raincoater who finds himself alone during the holidays without so much as a season-appropriate porn flick to help pass the time. I’m glad to see that someone is looking out for those guys. Of course I am curious to find out just how a tit can or even a great pair of them, could shave XXXmas. (On the other hand, maybe this is just a clever play on the title of an old movie about a basketball team in Pittsburgh- Bonus points for anyone who knows that I’m talking about.) Regardless of whatever plot there may be in this movie, we know that Skye Blue is going to do her best to show off the bountiful breasts her female stars. A few of them are in what I call the strictly fetish category, so if you aren’t into huge hooters you may not dig them. On the other hand, I’ll take Kiki D’Aire in my stocking any time.

Things are very bad at the North Pole. Santa isn’t going to make his yearly run because Mrs. Claus isn’t putting out. Kiki comes up with a great idea. Someone needs to remind the Mrs. How to use her magic to get a rise out of her man. Practiced in the art herself, Kiki turns her attention to Kyle Stone who starts his feast with those glorious melons inside Kiki’s bra. Her ample fun bags keep him busy for a while as Kyle licks them and smothers himself between the twins. Moving his attention downward, he licks and fingers her inviting hole until she is nearly begging for something in her mouth. Kyle lets her lick his fingers clean before moving up to slip his cock between her skilled lips. With one hand on his shaft and the other working her clit, Kiki gives a pretty good blowjob. It takes a while to move the camera to a really good angle, but when we get there, it’s in perfect position to capture the tit fucking as well. With some great eye contact and a bit of talking, Kiki gives a perfect tit-fuck. She stands, loses her panties and squats over his rod, pounding her body down hard enough to make her tits bounce violently on her chest. The lap ride is great, but she wants to take it from behind, so we get some very good shots of her big round ass and hanging boobs as Kyle hits it from the back. When they roll her over into mish, Kyle fucks even harder and Kiki holds her tits together, playing it up for the camera. She is getting them ready for the homestretch which has Kyle once again fucking those huge tits and finally shooting all over them.

Chloe Dior is another heavy hootered honey who is hot to have some cock between her lips, tits and thighs. She and Kurt Lockwood do a bit of holiday celebrating on top of the boss’s desk. He doesn’t spend a lot of time working on her boobs, but works on her pussy for quite a while. The music is a bit loud, drowning out what these two are saying to each other. He fucks her face for a bit and Chloe shows some good oral skills when she gets down on her knees. Her tits are a little too hard to really bounce, but Chloe is a good fuck and likes to ride. She also looks really good on her back as Kurt does his best to fuck her hard enough to last her all year. Most of the scene is a standing doggy that looks good, but drags on just a bit. She spins around to take his cream right on top of her big boobs, keeping the core audience happy.

Rebecca Love pays Chris Cannon a visit. He gives her a gift and they fuck. That’s about the depth of things in this movie. Just a few lines of a dialog, a bit of kissing and it’s time to unwrap the fun bags. Rebecca has some really big knockers and Chris has a ball sucking her nipples until they are nice and stiff. His dick is already hard when she pulls it out, but her long tongue-strokes help things along. Using great eye contact, she turns in a really hot blowjob, but it’s the tit fucking that really makes this scene stand out. Rebecca wraps those puppies around his prick and goes to town. I’m not even that into boobs and this part of the scene had me going. They find a comfortable spot nearby and Chris gives her a generous tongue bath. Rebecca has that Sunset Thomas sexiness about her as she mounts his condom-covered rod and shows off in her stockings. Reverse cowgirl is a good position for her and it really shows off her tits. I like the spoon a little better because now Chris has a really good rhythm going and can pound away. By the time he gives it to her in standing doggy, she is really wailing and dangling her boobs for the purists. Chris needs a bit more head before he’s ready to spurt, but he finally unloads all over her tits while she smiles at his throbbing member.

That leaves only Mrs. Claus, Ava Divine, to get her freak on. Heavily accented Eric comes in and undresses the blonde boob queen. He has to remind her that the magic she needs to save Christmas is in her bra. She has big thick lips that slide up and down his rod. Her tits are monstrous and engulf him even more easily than her mouth. The enthusiastic mix of tit and blow job works like a charm. Ava is much thicker than the other women so she leaves some clothes around her middle as she squat fucks on his rod. I know this is a tit movie, but those things are just ridiculous. It’s a wonder she doesn’t just fall flat on her face. Eric turns her around, takes that big ass in his hand and pushes into her from behind. After that last scene, this one is really only going to appeal to the guys looking for bigger boobs. Eric pulls out and creams her big rack, apparently bringing back the magic and saving Christmas.

If tits are really all it takes to save a holiday, then everything will be perfectly fine thanks to the four racks on display in this movie. Ava and Rebecca are probably going to be the favorites of the core audience. These two women have enough upstairs to shelter a small village from the driving snow. I was pretty jazzed about Rebecca’s scene as well. She has great energy though and really has the tit-fucking thing down. Kiki turns in a very good scene as well, showing off her tits and proving that she ca out-fuck just about anyone in porn these days.