Wang Dang That Sweet Poon Tang

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

86 Mins

VCA Xplicit

DIRECTOR: Rock Gibraltar

THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Anal Sex

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2003

5/99

STARS: Alexandra Nice, Mandy Mystery, Shasta, Julie Meadows, Envy, Emilia, Herschel Savage, John Strong, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Charming & Rock Gibraltar

REVIEW-

VCA Xplict is the all-sex branch of the VCA family tree. They are straight forward stroke movies with hot chicks, hot sex and no story to get in the way. The director of this one is also one of guys doing the banging. One really nice thing about watching these movies as they come on DVD is the fact that we get to check out some women who have left the business or greatly changed over the years. Envy and Alexandra Nice have been gone for a while and anyone who didn’t get to see these two babes fuck will enjoy the chance. Julie Meadows is still around, but this scene features the sexy Texas babe with her factory original equipment and I’m all for that.

Rock loaned his Mercedes to Herschel Savage and is starting to wonder why he’s been gone so long. He checks the garage and finds Herschel busy with Alexandra Nice. The sexy Euro-babe is working his cock with her mouth, bobbing her head up and down like she’s done this a few times before. The car is a tight fit, but the camera is able to get a nice angle as she delivers an enthusiastic blowjob. Alex is hungry, so they go to the kitchen where she finds some chocolate syrup. That gives her something fun to play with in the bedroom. She squirts it all over Herschel’s cock and enjoys the sweet treat as she keeps right on blowing him. He uses the syrup on her pussy as well. It might be messy, but it gets them both in the mood for some serious fucking. He smears it all over her slit and slam fucks her pussy. I wonder how sticky it is when you combine that with the rubber he’s got on his member. It doesn’t seem to slow her down at all though, as Alex mounts him and power fucks with her full hips. She turns around and pushes him deep up into her ass, providing us with a great view as he blasts her butt. (I’m not sure that chocolate syrup is a good idea for an anal scene.) Herschel pounds away on her ass and creams her tits with a load that she rubs into her nipples.

Shasta and Julie Meadows show up at Rock’s place ready for a night on the town. Both women are in tiny little dressed, but it’s Shasta who goes a step further, showing off her panty-free crotch. She gets curious and goes to look for John Strong. Finding him in the shower, the blonde gets down and starts sucking his dick. On her best day, Shasta was a curvy fuck-doll with a not quite average face, so pairing her with fresh and cute Julie is a bad thing. Eventually Julie goes into the bathroom and joins Shasta for a double blowjob. Julie’s eye contact is fantastic as she quickly takes over the scene, leaving her partner in the dust. Sadly the director must not think so because Shasta gets most of the camera time as the sex starts. Eventually Julie gets off John’s face and gives us some great eye candy as she fucks him. Her moment is short as Shasta gets fucked in the ass and the girls share a load on their tits. Julie would be wasted if not for a quick scene with Rock where she gets to suck and fuck a little bit more.

Tony Tedeschi and company swing by to pick up Envy. There is some wasted tease footage that doesn’t really go anywhere, but we know she is going to shine in her scene. As soon as they get into bed, Envy flashes her eyes and slips his dick between her lips. Tony throbs in her mouth, enjoying a first class blowjob from the cock-starved babe. She’s got a tight little body and spreads her thighs to let him fuck her pussy. Envy talks dirty, encouraging Tony to try the tighter backdoor. He rolls her onto her side and sticks his rod between her cheeks. The eye candy factor is high thanks to her well formed butt and legs. Always the anal slut, Envy bends over, sticks her ass high in the air and takes a hard ride on his stiff member. Tony pulls out and shoots all over the tattoo on her butt, finishing the strongest scene yet.

Chris Charming has Mandy Mystery (with dyed red hair) bobbing on his knob. She’s not a bad looking girl who is right at home on her knees. They move into the kitchen where we get some good POV footage of her working him to full mast. Chris eats her pussy for a while, but she wants another taste of his prick. They are now on the stairs and her pussy is ready to take every inch of him. There is some good action as they fuck, but the heat never seems to get above what I would consider moderate. Chris pulls out and shots his load all over her meaty lower lips.

Last up is Finish blonde Emilia who sports a really big set of natural tits. She is outside by the pool, rubbing those puppies down with oil. Rock talks to her as her fingers drift down to her pussy and he invites her inside. Emilia is dressed inside as she gets on her knees and starts sucking Rock’s dick. This gives us some good POV footage before he returns the favor. Following the big tat down to her blonde slit, he warms her up with fingers. Rock gets behind the blonde and fucks her hard, making her big ass bounce. She gets on top and we really get a look at those buns. This must have been late in her career because I don’t remember her being this thick in the trunk in any other flick. Reverse cowgirl is not the best position for her at this point. In fact, she looks downright chubby as he blasts a nut all over those big tits. His partner comes in to add some goo to her rack as a final shot.

This is a pretty simple movie. Some of the intro stuff can’t decide if it’s gonzo or just straight sex. I really liked the Alex and Envy scenes. Julie ends up getting wasted in a scene with a woman who isn’t so hot and takes up way too much screen time. A few of the scenes have additional popshots, but they aren’t worked into the mix very well. If you’re looking for a simple, colon stretching DVD with some anal babes who have moved on, this fits the bill pretty well.