Specs Appeal #8
OVERALL RATING: 7+
98 Mins
Kick Ass Pictures
DIRECTOR: Andre Madness
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THEMES: Glasses,
CONDOMS:
2002
6/02
STARS: Melanie Jagger, Daisy, Malorie Marx, Austin O’Riley, Zora Banks, Tony Tedeschi, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, Herschel Savage and Pat Myne.
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REVIEW-
Specs Appeal #8Kick Ass Pictures has done a really good job of keeping their core audience happy as they have branched out into special fetish lines. Yes this line is aimed at people who have a thing for chicks in glasses. It’s not something that is covered in most porn. Even with this fetish covered, they make sure and bring us the same high quality girls, well shot sex and cute set ups that we find in the Grrl Power, Chica Boom and other Kick Ass lines. This way even people who aren’t looking for glasses can still enjoy the action and we get a really high quality stroke vid. A lot of the girls in this volume are new to me so I’m looking forward to checking them out.
Tony Tedeschi kicks off the action with a problem. He has a thing for the new PR girl at his firm. (Malorie Marx) She doesn’t give him the time of day and he needs help scoring her. With the help of the Specs Appeal targeting computer (Don’t ask) he finds her weakness and makes a successful play for young brunette. Tony helps Malorie out of her clothes, giving us a shot of her smallish tits and ample ass. With all of her clothes off, Mal still has her specs on as she lets Tony lick her pussy. He seems very enthusiastic about gobbling her up clit and tongue fucking her asshole. Now that she’s naked we can see that even with the glasses, Malorie doesn’t look all that prim. She’s got a half dozen ink blots all over her body and is very soft around the middle. Her blowjob is adequate and then we watch her shake and jiggle as she bounces up and down in his lap. Standing up for doggy isn’t a whole lot more figure flattering, but when she is on her back everything looks nicer. In fact she is pretty attractive in this position. Tony finally pulls out and dribbles a load onto her tits and wipes a few drops on her glasses so she can lick them clean.
Daisy plays a sports agent who is lusted after by her jock client Cheyne Collins. The dialog for her scene is pretty good, but this girl just isn’t very good at this part of her job. Thankfully she doesn’t get paid to act and her clothes come off quickly enough to put us all out of our misery. Daisy has a tat across her belly, perhaps to hide the sort of stretch marks that mark her thighs. She does have a really nice face though and that makes for a high eye candy blowjob. On the other hand, she sucks it like she’s working a Tootsie Roll, barely getting the head into her mouth. Her fucking is a bit better, but watching her take it from behind is confusing. Should I be commenting on her nice legs and ass or speculating about that monstrous drawing that takes up her whole back? Mish is a little better because she rally does have a nice rack. Cheyne pulls out and shoots onto her glasses. Not really much to say for this scene.
Herschel Savage is a medical professional with a thing for the HMO administrator played by blonde Austin O’Riley. Austin’s Jan Brady hair and tan skin remind me a little of a young Jenna Jameson (But with bad teeth.) Herschel puts on the movies and has the pencil pusher eating out of his hand in no time. He frees her pierced tits and exposes her big ass as he slowly removes her clothes. Austin is bottom heavy, but has an all over tan and some more piercings for people to explore. She also gives much better head than the last girl. Herschel’s cock slides almost all the way down her throat as she bobs her head. Her sexual energy is pretty good and we some nice looking doggy followed by a long missionary boff. When he pulls out, she happily drops to the floor and legs him dribble right onto her glasses. She even smears it around on the lenses for no apparent reason.
Melanie Jagger is probably the hottest girl in this movie. She plays an auditor who is the object of Jay Ashley’s affections. He moves around to rub her shoulder while she checks the books and that does the trick. Melanie has nice, natural tits that she licks as he rubs her from behind. Jay strips her and makes her knees on the desk so he can rub her body, lick her toes and suck her pussy. She says fairly low key as he works on her, but picks up the energy a bit when it’s time to suck some dick. Melanie does a good job sucking, but seems to avoid licking his balls even when he asks for it. After an enthusiastic ride, she bends over her desk and takes it right up the ass. Just for fun she spins around and does a couple of A2M shots before lying on her back while he really gives her anus a workout. After that she has no problem taking a shot on her glasses and cleaning off his cock afterwards.
Zora Banks brings up the rear in this flick and she gets to work with Pat Myne as a reward. He’s a news guy who wants to bang his producer. They do some interesting stuff before the scene, bagging on a few well known porn people for chuckles. Her accent is thick enough to be funny and Pat manages to be just creepy enough that I feel sorry for the blonde Euro-tramp. With that out of the way we can enjoy watching him take out her tits and admire them. Zora probably has the best bod in this flick and looks great with her legs high in the air while he roots around between her parted thighs. The long shots during the blowjob are great because we get a good look at the whole body. Sadly most of the close up shorts seem to be of her freaking ear. She gets on top and rides as hard as she can. When that’s not enough, she begs for him to spank her. OK, Zora moves past Melanie as the top fuck in this flick. Her legs get pushed way back as he gives her everything he’s got. Their highly spirited romp ends with the shot on the glasses and this girl even licks them clean when he’s finished.
The letter writing style seems to work better when it’s a cute chick talking to the camera instead of a collection of MDUs (Meat Delivery Units) but there are still some cut set ups. All of the girls well their glasses and start off well dressed. There are a couple of cuties and a few women who do good scenes, but overall this one lacks spark. It’s technically solid, but without enough heat to push it over the top. If you’re looking for the best of the best, check out Zora and Melanie. The other girls aren’t the type you would kick out of bed, but may not be worth the time it takes to get a good stroke going.
