TEEN ANGEL IN PARADISE
TEEN ANGEL IN PARADISE
OVERALL RATING: 8-
100 Mins
DIRECTOR: Pat Myne
Elegant Angel
THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Big Tits
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2001
7/01
STARS: Charmane, Allysin Chaynes, Stevie, Gina Ryder
REVIEW:
In their never ending effort to cover all porn bases, Elegant Angel has added a couple of gonzo type movies to their collection. The latest, Teen Angel in Paradise (Wasn’t that a Jimmy Buffett song?) stars a beach bound bunch of porn chicks who like to get it on in the great outdoors. Nothing beats paling around with porn types when they are on the prowl, so we get to ride shotgun as Pat Myne tries his hand behind the camera. Before you get too excited about a road trip picture, I have to warn you that these scenes are all introduced with voice over dialog and seem to be more wall to wall than actual gonzo. Since I may be the only person in the world who really loves true gonzo, I’m sure that won’t matter much to most of you.
We start with Pat going down on Gina Ryder as she leans against a palm tree. Sure her tits are pumped up a bit too big, but there is something very wholesome about Gina’s smile and something delicious looking about her pussy as well. They move onto a blanket so she can lie back and really enjoy the generous tongue bath he gives. In return, she goes after his cock, sucking it gently and letting it fall out of her mouth to give a little teasing along the way. With her clothes bunches around her waist, Gina bounces up and down on his dick and I can’t tell if she is overcome with lust or the desire to rip a great big fart. (The expression on her face could be either one.) After the single position vag, she sticks her ass high in the air so he can bone her in the butt. Very nice angle if you like seeing all the naughty parts and her solid thighs. After to moving to more traditional doggy, they move Gina to her side so she can easily roll over for some A2M. A quick bit of mish A ends when Pat jerks a small load onto her waiting face. Not a bad way to start a movie, but nothing spectacular either.
Allysin Chaynes is sporting her new boobs as she writhes around in the sand during the intro. (And I think that’s Sabrina Johnson doing the voice over.) Young Allysin is nicely tanned and looking very much like the beach tramps I always lusted after in my youth. The guy pumps his hard cock into her mouth for a while, then sits back to let her do the work. Moving her tan bod into cowgirl position, Allysin moans just loud enough to be heard over the crashing surf and background music as Pat fills her tight little muffin. The best footage comes in doggy with the camera sneaking in for a thigh shot as she gets nailed from behind. As if her tits needed fertilizing, Pat sprays his goo all over those puppies, giving her his own personal suntan lotion.
Heather Lynn is the next girl to get busy with Pat on the beach. She’s not as cute as the first two girls, but does go right after the dick, sucking it double time and trying to take every inch. While giving head, she lets her hands slip between her legs and ends up taking his load between her boobs in this oral only scene.
Keri Windsor fills out a bikini quite nicely, and best of all, she’s doing more than just veggie action. Charmane joins her and they double up on Marc Davis. They make a nice contrasting pair and it’s good to see a little male talent variety as well. Check out Keri deep sucking his big cock while Marc holds Charmane’s little slit just above the tip until he’s ready to drop her down on that rod. Taking advantage of her petite frame, Marc stands Charmane up and bangs her hard while Keri licks up all the excess juices that are flowing. Not about to leave Keri out, he finds a rock and puts her on her back. It can’t be all the comfortable, but she sure seems to like it a bit. After Keri gets a hard fuck, the girls hold their tongues out, making a nice target for Marc to shoot on. Nice facial to finish a strong scene.
Next up is busty Stevie who reminds me of a nastier Denise Richards. She pulls off her little bikini and starts entertaining two guys. Those super big tits and her wanton mouth make for some great eye candy, but what makes Stevie hot is her willingness to be a true cock slut. They lift one leg to get her standing up, taking two cocks at once. When they find a rock, Stevie goes onto her back with those long legs spread really wide and just gets slam fucked by Davis. The action in this scene is the best so far and looking at Stevie bent over a fallen log on the beach isn’t too bad either. In the end, both guys pull out and shoot loads all over her open mouth. Feel free to save your loads for this scene then fire away for the lovely and talented Stevie.
Since Pat is directing, you have to figure that his wife, Shelbee would make her way into the movie as well. Not exactly fresh faced and certainly not a beach bunny, she does her best with what she’s got. Pat doesn’t fuck his woman, instead letting Davis once again be the woodsman. Shelbee gets points for a deep blowjob, but putting her after the best scene in the movie wasn’t such a great idea. There is a gaping anal shot for those of you dig that sort of thing and a final facial in this anti-climactic final scene.
I love outdoor sex and especially like hot sex on the beach scenes. This movie has both and I like that. Stevie is the best reason to enjoy this movie. Her two on one scene really kicks ass. Gina Ryder isn’t half bad either. Allysin Chaynes may have made a mistake with her implants, but she is still a hot little fuck. Charmane and Keri work well with Marc Davis for another ball busting scene. It’s best to just blow a nut on Stevie and hit rewind because the last scene is pretty much a waste.
