PRIVATE GOLD 43- NO SUN, NO FUN
PRIVATE GOLD 43- NO SUN, NO FUNOVERALL RATING: 10
145 Mins
DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman
Private
THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Euro Babes, Anal Sex, Facials
CONDOMS: None Noted
2000
7/00
STARS: Agnes, Delphine, Gabriella Tchekan, Judith Fox, Katy, Lou Valmont, Nicolette, Paty, Rita, Sharon Bright
REVIEW:
There are few people in all of porn who can bring every element of an erotic film together as well as Pierre Woodman. Private gives him enough money to make big budget movies in exotic locations. For this movie, they’ve taken the cast and crew to Costa Rica. Big budgets alone can’t make for a great porn, but luckily Woodman also has a great eye for female talent. He picks super hot looking Euro-babes who are more than just eye candy. In the end, it’s Woodman’s ability to shoot serious, strokeable sex that puts him above the other feature directors in porn. With a very attractive cast heading to a coastal resort for some fun and sun, I’m sure we’re going to have plenty more to praise Pierre about as the movie progresses.
The girls start their vacation with a little time on the beach. When of them gets a little restless, she wanders out towards some rocks in the surf. Two guys see her and quickly make their move. They find a place on the rocks where they can stand comfortably and the fun begins. Our yellow bikini clad babe takes one cock in her hand while the other dude inspects her young slit. With the surf crashing in the background, she gets down between the two guys and sucks both dicks. Things progress quickly, with the chick riding a cock in the shallow water while sucking the other guy. The location of this scene makes it beautiful, but the enthusiastic little Euro-vixen with her pretty face and double fucked body who really makes it fantastic. After some stunning long shots of DP action in the surf, the pretty girl gets down one more time to jerk both guys off into her mouth. Great looking scene with high energy and a totally hot babe make for a fantastic opening scene.
When the little cutie returns to her friends, she has a big smile on her face. Two of her friends have taken off for a horseback ride with a guy they just met. We cut to the three riding along the shore until they find a nice secluded spot. A pretty blonde and a spunky brunette with spiked hair double up on this lucky cowboy. Nice double blowjob that ends when he slides the brunette onto her back and drives his dick deep into her pussy. This babe has some serious tits on her and she sure seems to love dick. The blonde takes over, getting drilled from behind while going down on her new friend. Since both of them have been fucked, we go back to the brunette for some reverse cowgirl anal. More nice shots of her sand covered tits as she grins her hips. Both girls get back down on their knees for a final double BJ that ends with the blonde stroking his spurting cock as it paints both faces. This guy has a monster load that is shared by both greedy girls in a hot cum swapping kiss.
Later as the girls are having a drink in the bar, a whole bunch of guys come up and start chatting. One of them quickly relates a tale of sexual conquest he had with a blonde in the mountains. Kind of strange to go from the beach to the snow, but the way this babe heats up the slope, I think we can take the detour. Still in most of her ski clothes, this pretty girl sucks him hard, gets bent over and fucked hard. They spread some of the clothes out on the snow and try to melt it with body friction. There are some very nice shots of her ass as she bounces up and down on his dick and an even better one as she jerks him off onto her pretty face.
When the bar gathering breaks up, one of the girl stays behind. Two dudes pick up on her and they go for a drive. Bet you can’t guess where this one is going. They drive to yet another beautiful beach and strip the little babe naked before you can say ultra-violet rays. The rock they choose doesn’t look that comfortable, but she spreads her thighs wide and takes cock with no complaint. This redhead keeps her eyes closed through much of her oral scenes, but is pretty with a nice body and a very juicy looking love box. When she gets a chance to mount the guy, his cock slips right up her ass. Now exposed, her pussy doesn’t stay empty for long as the second guy moves in to stuff her hard. They move her onto a log, face down where one guy can really fuck the shit out of her ass. (Thankfully, not literally.) Guy number two gets to fuck her pretty face until they both shoot loads onto their respective ends.
Four of the guys are wandering back to camp when they find a very pretty brunette sweeping up. She says no, but in the next breath says something in Spanish, sits down and spreads her legs. In no time at all, the guys are taking full advantage of this painfully cute little honey. One dude is pounding away on her pussy while two more are enjoying the feel of her mouth on their cocks. It’s too bad this young girl has so many tattoos on he back because her face is really attractive and her thin body looks good from just about any angle. With so many guys to keep busy, she has to open her ass for one cock while her pussy and mouth are also filled. After fucking her senseless the guys stand over her face and all jerk off until their cum coats her face from forehead to shoulders.
There is a brushfire near the resort and one of the guys does his best to convince two of his friends that they should call for help. The guys are more interested in some noises coming from a nearby building. Sneaking to the window, the guys see a busty blonde bouncing up and down on a hard cock. This chick has super pale skin and really visible veins in her thighs and calves. She’s a bit soft around the middle with great big tits and a very pretty little pussy. When the guy turns her around and fucks her pussy, we get an extreme close up of her asshole. Other than her tits, this girl is probably the least attractive from the neck down, but she’s still worth watching, especially when she’s taking it in the ass. She takes it from behind, below and finishes with her legs pulled way back and butt pumped full of prick. Rising quickly, she eagerly sucks his dick straight out of her colon until he blasts his load in her mouth.
When one of the bungalows has no water, the pretty resort director has to get her lazy maintenance guys to get off their asses and fix it. Instead of watching them fix the plumbing we move out onto the road where a group of five vacationers are out feeding the local wildlife. From there we go back to the maintenance guys. This is a porn and they are fixing the plumbing so you know they’re about to get laid. Their busty boss is quite happy to fix their pipes with her skilled hands and generous mouth. They quickly bend her over, hike up her dress and start drilling her one at a time. When they move to the back of her car, the blonde does plenty of bouncing on a hard dick, but it’s her tits that really shake. Her pussy gets a double dose of dick as the guys share some snatch and get closer than two friends really should. Finding some more room by opening her ass, they both pound away on her for a while, making her quite exhausted. I don’t know if this resort offers a dental plan, but I’d say periodic sodomy with a hot looking boss is enough of a benefit package to shut up even whiny union workers. They finish the job by dropping loads right on her pretty face. This one is one of the best scenes of an outstanding movie.
Remember that wildlife loving quintet? Well, they wander off into a forbidden area for some private time. Two of the guys hook up with one chick while her friend gets a little one on one attention. They are fucking on some rocks that make a lovely backdrop that just can’t be all the comfortable. For the reason alone, we should be impressed with the energy level that these women show as they’re being rammed. One of these women has some big moles on her stomach and tits but is just stunning looking. The other is nothing to sneeze at either and she seems so cock starved that even two dicks aren’t enough. Both women willingly open their asses for some deep driving anal. The really pretty girl shines sexually in this scene, proving once again that beautiful Euro-sluts can generally outfuck their American counterparts. To close things out, the guys happily deposit sperm loads all over the lovely faces of their female companions. My mole covered girl gets two wads while the other girl works overtime to wear a cum moustache.
Since the guys at this place are always horny, you know the pretty blonde sitting by the pool isn’t going to stay alone for very long. A group of five dudes come strolling by and this little miss has her mouth around one cock after another. Great eye contact as she keeps them all hard and ready with her sucking. The guys lie side by side on the grass and take turns as toys in this chick’s sexual playground. One after the other, she squats, drops her ass over their cocks and has a ball. After that display of anal sluttery, she has them sit on the edge of the pool so she can get in the water and work her way down the row, sucking each cock until it explodes on her face. The pretty slut leaves each load so by the end of the line, her face is such a mess.
Damn I liked this movie. No, I never did really figure out if there was a plot. It seems that a bunch of really horny people went to a beautiful resort and screwed themselves silly. What really matters in this movie is that the women are quite lovely and the sex is very hot. Hell, there isn’t even a lot of that slow motion stuff that I hate so much. Filmed in exquisite locations, the backdrop often equals the female flesh in beauty. If anyone doubted Woodman’s brilliance as a director, this movie should put those doubts to rest. It’s a brilliantly shot stroker’s paradise packed with hot women who do anything and everything to please horny, hung studs. In a word, it’s perfect.
