M- CAUGHT IN THE ACT
M- CAUGHT IN THE ACT
www.WickedPictures.comOVERALL RATING: 8+
108 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Jonathan Morgan
Wicked
THEMES: Porn Stars, Comedy
CONDOMS: Yes
2000
6/00
STARS: Serenity, Alexa, Temptress, Alexandra Quinn, Miko Lee, Bridgette Kerkove, Brad Armstrong, Dave Hardman, Ian Daniels, Rick Masters, Mickey G, Mark Davis, Voodoo with Shanna McCullough, Voodoo.
REVIEW:
Jonathan Morgan and Serenity have teamed up for some of the funniest porn comedies in recent years. The two of them joining forces to spoof the world of porn is a pretty interesting idea. Serenity stars as porn legend M in this mock-umentary. Some porn stars have two names, the big ones have only one, but M is too big even for single name status. Only one letter will do for this mega star. This is the kind of role that the Blonde One always seems to nail. She has a great sense of humor, doesn’t mind poking fun at herself and shows a lot of comedic timing when giving good dialog. This movie is intentionally over the top, poking fun at porn stars and the way we sometimes place them on pedestals so high that we can all enjoy the long fall back to reality. According to the early moments of this movie, M is not only a porn legend, but a beyond belief do-gooder.
Our first day with M begins as she diagrams the upcoming scene. She’s actually got a chalkboard and is pointing out each position like an overbearing general. From here, we hear from a director who describes his ability to do great knock-offs. This leads us into a scene from the ‘Wadfather’ with Jonathan Morgan doing a pretty damn funny Brando. He rewards two of his lieutenants by turning Alexandra Quinn and Bridgette Kerkove over to them. Both these women are up for anything, but you really see why Alex is the better prize. She gives an incredible blowjob and a high energy fuck here. Both of them take it in the ass, but Bridgette actually takes two dicks in her ass. High on the nasty scale, this scene ends with a couple of facials. (And please, why did Bridgette do that to her breasts? She was small before, but perky. These are just horrible. I feel really bad for her.)
On the set, Serenity makes her way through an overwrought dialog scene that has a really funny twist. Rather than give you the details on that, I’ll skip right to the sex. Mickey G gets really lucky when M drops to her knees and starts delivering the kind of blowjob that has made Serenity famous. Very heavy on the and action and quite vocal, she works her tongue over the head and shaft until he’s nice and wet. To make things even, Mickey licks her sweet lips. (On a list of fine, tight looking pookies, Serenity’s has to rank right at the top.) They slide up onto the couch and start fucking with a lot of energy. Looking good from every angle, Serenity really shows off her thighs and pussy when she’s able to ride dick. They even throw in some modified piledriver and an interesting shot of Mickey shoving his balls into her mouth. After using two hands to jerk a load out onto her face, M switches into full prima donna mode. She and Horner share some pretty funny dialog, but what makes it really funny is how closely it follows some of the things I’ve seen on actual porn sets.
Anyone who thinks that her almost instantaneous switch between porn saint to psycho bitch is that far off just hasn’t been around (some) porn stars often enough. Now, her rather evil plans to kill off anyone in her way may be a slight exaggeration. After losing a few directors, the company puts M in charge of her own movie. Her first scene takes place between Miko Lee and Brad Armstrong. Brad does a perfect job of overacting his pre-sex dialog. Miko does an even better job bobbing her head on his knob. Sadly, it doesn’t last for long before he slips it into her shaved slit. Brad gets going from behind and we can see those snug lips gripping his shaft with each stroke. Her ass is equally tight and we get some great piledriver footage followed by a big sticky facial.
As things continue to go strangely wrong on the set, M directs her self in a three way with Ian Daniels and Temptress. The dialog leading up to this scene is so funny I almost forgot to mention that the two hot babes are in sexy little cheerleader uniforms. Ian gets to enjoy the two gorgeous Wicked Girls while they please each other as well. When they get down to a double blowjob, it’s a wonder he doesn’t just fucking explode. Both of them know how to suck a cock and combining their efforts is a very hot sight. Those of you who enjoy good looking women in cheer uniforms will get a special treat watching Serenity keeps most of her uniform on while she squat fucks lucky Ian. Temptress is also quite a fuck, taking it doggy while Serenity is right under her in a 69. Ian finishes off by pulling out and cumming all over M’s belly and the camera lingers as both women help clean him up.
Having trouble, the production company hires a new contract girl, Alexa. Naturally M doesn’t like her, but the camera seems fond of the new babe. She delivers her first scene with Voodoo, taking his big cock in her hand and jerking him off at super speed towards her face. When he’s hard and ready, she loudly drops her pussy onto his rod and starts bouncing. He bends her over a bar and fucks her as hard as he can, welcoming the new girl into the world of star status with a swift fuck and spray of ball batter onto her lips.
M is dealing with some, shall we say issues? You can find out what they are, but we’ve got another cheerleader scene to watch. This time Serenity and Alexa get busy in their uniforms. Things start out with a little toy sucking contest. There is some intense action here, but that’s nothing compared to the way M fucks her new rival. Great looking, toy assisted, lesbian cheerleader footage here, especially when Serenity lies on her back, perfect legs in the air, rocking as Alexa fucks her slit, licks her clit and supplies a big black dildo for the Blonde One to suck on. I may not always like lesbian scenes, but this one is hot, fucking hot.
I really thought that the movie was going to end here, but we have more to go. M is now locked up in a loony bin, but quickly finds a way out of her straight jacket. With just a look, Marc Davis gives her enough freedom to take his big cock in her mouth. Check her out, getting most of that big thing down her throat. She just attacks his dick, giving the best blowjob of this movie and making Davis lose a huge load of cum all over her face. For someone who used to keep jizz away from her gorgeous mug, Serenity sure does a lot of post pop cum play here. Great little bonus scene here at the end.
The big question about M is not whether it’s a good sex comedy, it certainly is. The question isn’t whether the sex is pretty hot, it definitely is. The big question is just how close to reality this little mock-umentary is. Part of what makes this movie so funny is that there is a more than a kernel of truth in just about every one of the jokes. Serenity plays the lead perfectly, showing again that she is one of the best comedic actresses in all of porn. Of course, it helps that she looks great and has some very hot sex scenes in this movie. The final blowjob rocks, her cheerleader three-way worked for me in a big way and even the veggie scene with Alexa had a ton of heat. Sexually, Alex Quinn, Temptress, Alexa and Miko add very solid scenes as well. Though it’s a feature, the sex isn’t weighed down by slow motion or soft focus. Good sex, hot women and sharp, industry focused humor made this as much about as much fun as anyone can have during a jerk-off movie this year.
