SEYMORE BUTTS- TUSHY GIRL SLUMBER PARTY
SEYMORE BUTTS- TUSHY GIRL SLUMBER PARTY
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OVERALL RATING: 8
135 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts
Seymore Butts Home Movies
THEMES: Anal Sex, Lesbian Sex.
1998
STARS: Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle, Ele DeVyne, Elena and Tom.
REVIEW:
History is on my side here. For better than three years now, I have been reviewing Seymore Butts movies. I have been watching them for nearly twice that long, so I think it’s safe to say he has a track record to fall back on. I mean, come on, it’s a Seymore movie, it has Alisha Klass, it has Samantha Stylle, it even has Elle DeVyne, how bad could it possibly be? In fact, Seymore is so confident in his two remaining Tushy Girls, that he seems happy to just invite them over, let the cameras roll and see what kind of fun and debauchery unfolds. Hey, it’s worked before, no reason to think it won’t work this time.
Alisha and Samantha arrive to set up for the party and they have been shopping. The bags are stuffed full of goodies, but the real treat is seeing these two lovely ladies in their tight jean shorts. (See, when the women are hot, even non-nudity can be a major turn on.) OK, watching Alisha get an enema is about as far from sexy as anything I have seen her do. (No offense Lish, you’re just way too pretty for this. I hate to break it to you, but your colon looks pretty much the same as anyone’s, it’s your face, your body, your personality that are head and shoulders above 99% of the other porn starlets out there. Don’t you forget that.) When the unpleasant stuff is done, Alisha comes over to Seymore and does something that totally erases the past few minutes from my memory. She takes his cock into her mouth and starts giving an incredible blowjob. (Note- Alisha, THIS is what makes you a star, skills like this and the face of an angel. Never, never sell yourself short.) Alisha does more than just suck his cock, she is fucking us all with her mouth and her eyes and I for one can’t think of too many things any finer in life than watching this. Well, when Sam walks in, one of the things I like just as much, a double Tushy Girl blowjob, breaks loose. (And when exactly do I get one of these dual T Girl knob gobbles?) Both girls looks amazing with a dick in their mouths and both can take it nice and deep. With this much perfection working on his cock, it’s no wonder Seymore rewards them with a big load to share.
Later that night, the slumber party guests being arriving and right off, it is clear this party is going to resemble the whole shindig in “Grease”, like not at all. Instead of sitting around chatting, the Tushy Girls attack their guests, Elle DeVyne and Elena as soon as they walk through the door. Settling down a bit, they all sit around a table for a game of quarters. See, now this is the kind of shit I keep bugging Seymore to do more of in his movies. It’s fun, it’s real and with Alisha in charge, it gets raunchy in no time. Both winners and losers in this game get down with each other, kissing and licking assholes depending on who makes the shot and who misses.
Before switching to a game of naked Twister, the girls decide to do a bit of dancing. When you get three gorgeous, horny porn starlets dancing, you expect things to get mighty steamy and that’s exactly what happens. They all strip down and show off amazing breasts and tasty pussies. Twister is a tough enough game to play when you’ve been pounding alcohol, but with all these horny mouths so close to exposed assholes, you just know they are going to get sidetracked in record time. Since the game is controlled by the spinner, you know that the action is pretty much spontaneous and it serves as fantastic tease footage. Finally, they give up on the game and finish what they began by getting into an ass eating daisy chain. (Jim Holiday eat your heart out.) Remember that trip to the store? Well, the girls stocked up on interesting fruits and vegetables for later use. The first food item to get into the act is Mr. Banana, which in the hands of Alisha, becomes the perfect instrument to fuck Sammy’s sweet slit. (Actually, the perfect instrument for penetrating that pretty pussy is attached to my body and hanging down between my legs.)
Elle is the next center of attention and Alisha breaks out a cucumber to twist in her pussy while sucking her clit. She opens up nicely and takes most of the fat veggie into her wet slip as the other two girls do their best to suck her big tits as they shake under her orgasmic hyper motions. Alisha gets so turned on that she breaks out a zucchini and uses it as a two headed dildo to fuck herself and the prone brunette simultaneously. Not to be left out, Elena spreads her Russian pussy wide, begging for attention. They break out the big vibe for her and give that wet little treasure box a serious work out. (Is it me, or does Alisha seem like some demented pep squad leader taking her team on a demented sexual joyride?) For good measure, after Alisha brings her off with the vibe, she shoves the zucchini into her dripping hole and power fucks the little Commie slut. (Rog, they aren’t Commie’s any more.)
Last, but certainly not least, Alisha spreads her legs and announces “Do anything you want to me.” (Damn girl, make that offer around me.) The other three fall on her with dildos, fingers and tongue, intent, I believe, on making their leader physically explode from passion. They shove dildos into her pussy and ass until she explodes a geyser of whatever that stuff is right into Sammy’s face. (You tell us Sammy, what is it?) Since taking it in the face turns Ms. Stylle on so much (Well, it does in my fantasies anyway.) she breaks out the Sybian and starts to ride it like a prize winning rodeo cowgirl. Is it me, or does this machine look like a possible end to the sexual relevance of all men? After Sammy cums, Elle takes her first ride on the machine and from the way she humps it, I’d say this little number is on her Christmas wish list. After Elena gets her turn, I’ll bet she’s ready to sing the praises of American engineering. (Dude, I told you, the Cold War is over.) By the time Alisha finishes her anal ride on the penile attachment, it is a wonder this thing isn’t a burnt-out smoking heap.
Into this all girl freak fest strolls Tom Byron. He gets to play a game with them and what a game it is. With a blindfold on, he has to guess whose ass he is fucking. First they have to all take turns sucking his cock until it is hard, throbbing and ready for the tough task of ID’ing some ass. We see, but Tom can only feel as he first penetrates Elle’s asshole. He doesn’t seem to catch on right away, but I think that may have just been a clever ploy in order to keep pounding that butthole. Next up is Sammy and her ass looks so tight it’s amazing Tom can even fit his cock in, let alone get up enough steam to pound her this hard. Elena comes next, followed by Alisha. I have to think he at least knows who the final ass belongs to since Lish’s screams have become the most well known sounds of sex since Teri Weigel. There is a ton of A2M and close up anal action in this scene, not to mention a good deal of ass licking. Does Tom ever guess whose ass he is fucking? Find out for yourself. All you need to know is all four butts get busted for a very long time in a nasty, hard, deep group anal scene staring two of the Tushies I would most like to sample. Oh yeah, and he sends streams of semen flying into all four mouths, spurting until he is drained dry. Sure, Tom gets all four and all I get to do is sit here and write about it. Yeah, life is fair.
While most of the action in this tape is g/g and we all know that is not my fave stuff, it’s still quite good. The party atmosphere and fun tease stuff is really fantastic. I know it’s not for everyone, but this is what I have always enjoyed about Seymore’s movies. They can be hot without having to be about non stop colon cam shots. There is plenty of ha
rd core action this time around, especially if you like watching women fuck each other with fruits and vegetables. The long, Tom Byron anal scene is also quite hard, and pretty damn good. (I prefer less of the above mentioned colon cam, but that’s just me.) Alisha is fantastic as is Samantha. They make the perfect hostesses for a hot slumber party. Their double blowjob of Seymore is an incredible bonus to an already very hot video. It may be mostly g/g, but I’m still looking forward to part two.
