E.T. XXX A Dreamzone Parody
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
135 Mins
Dreamzone
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Porn Parody, MILFs, Alien Sex, Dirty Talk, Classroom Sex
2013
STARS: Capri Anderson, Alana Evans, Jodi Taylor, Veronica Radke, Logan Pierce, Tyler Nixon, Bradley Remington, Will Powers
REVIEW-
All right. Here is another porn parody that you may have thought they would never make. OK some of you old schoolers will remind me that they already have made it, a couple of times. But this is a full ET parody with a little spaceman and everything. As you might expect, our Extraterrestrial is a horny fucker with a long green penis that glows and makes everyone feel good. Capri Andersonplays Ellie, the community college freshman who finds ET in her room. They share many heartwarming scenes from the original. They share candy, a special connection and battle Government baddies to get ET home. Of course there are some things that were not in Spielberg’s tale. They share a sexy masturbatory moment with cutie Capri diddling while ET dials it in on his long antennae. The sexual connection also extends to a drunken encounter Capri has in class. While ET drinks, Carpi gets frisky with her classmate. It’s a hot little sex scene that makes me wish we could see more of Capri in a sexual capacity. Alana Evans pops in for a scene with some fantasy appeal. She plays the hot mom who helps her kids get away by fucking a Dr. There is a lot of good stuff here as she works that big cock expertly. Jodi Taylor provides the other sexual highlight. She takes on her man with ET watching. Eventually she turns into a cosmic three-way. This one is hot because Jodi is hot. It also has the added kink of the alien cock. It was a lot of fun and pretty hot. The whole movie is worth a look. Overall this is the sort of parody that you watch for a laugh. It’s kind of funny, kind of creepy and thanks to a few girls in the cast, good enough sexually to make it worth a look.
Veronica Radke & Logan Pierce
Though his kid sister claims to have seen a monster outside, Logan Pierce just wants to get everyone out of the room so he can pull an all nighter with his girl Veronica Radke. He slips her out of her shorts quickly and eats her pussy. In return she sucks his dick. If that description seems a little pedestrian, so is the action. It’s not bad at all. In fact, when she gets on top and rides, Veronica shows better than average enthusiasm and a pretty nice ass. It just isn’t anything special. The scene doesn’t have any parody fantasy appeal and isn’t doing anything for the plot (Stop snickering) so the decent sex is just, decent. . There are some close up pussy shots during reverse cowgirl and he dumps a pretty good load on her face. Nothing to write home about, but an adequate opening scene.
Once Ellie Capri Anderson) discovers ET, she notices that he is friendly and that he mimics her every move. Her hands quickly wander down between her legs and she masturbates while he does the same. (Oh yeah, they went there right away.) Capri looks really cute with her little titties out and her fingers working her horny pussy. ET looks, well creepy as you would expect stroking his long green dong.
Capri Anderson& Tyler Nixon
Now connected to E.T. Ellie gets drunk when the little dude gets into the fridge. She is alone in class with Tyler Nixon and decides she is horny and wants to get some dick into her mouth as soon as possible. Dropping to her knees, she pushes his prick to the back of her throat and snacks on his balls happily. Very nice POV shots here as she works her hands and mouth up and down that stiff dick. When the sucking stops, she squats over his prick and bounces like a good girl. Her body looks really good in this position. Great ass shots and Carpi has some seriously hot looking squat-fuck thighs. He bends her over the desk and then lets her ride in reverse cowgirl. The energy is good here and Capri supplies a good bit of eye candy. He pulls out and shoots his wad all over her pretty little pussy. This one is pretty good, thanks mostly to Capri’s hot body.
Jodi Taylor & Bradley Remington
Ellie’s big brother Bradley has a horny girlfriend (Jodi Taylor) who wants to fuck in front of ET. Jodi takes his cock into her mouth and sucks while showing off for their new friend. I guess if you have always wanted dirty talk sprinkled with ET references, then you are going to get off on this. When she sees the alien’s dick get hard, Jodi keeps jerking her man while putting her mouth on that long green dong. Moving playfully back and forth she keeps them both happy with her dirty little mouth. He helps her out of her shorts and starts fucking her little pussy while ET watches. Nice show off shots as she climbs on top and works her pretty ass up and down. Eventually Jodi gets tired of teasing the alien and invites him to come over and slide his green pole into her snug hole. Actually Jodi does all the work, but for those of you dying to see ET get it on, here you go. They flip Jodi over and she smiles and talks dirty to her boyfriend about how much she loves “ET cock.” OK I think that if you had some serious ET fantasies you will love watching him shoot his space load all over her ass. The boyfriend follows with a hot stream of jizz right into her mouth. Jodi is hot and the parody appeal is quite high here.
Alana Evans & Will Powers
Once ET makes it home, all that we have left to do is watch Ellie’s hot mom (Alana Evans) give us a farewell fuck. She is trying to distract one of the Government scientists and uses her mouth on his cock to get his mind off of chasing and onto cumming. Alana works his long cock to the back her throat and strokes it lovingly. She slides the tongue along the underside and squeals with delight as it throbs just for her. He puts her on her back and fucks that meaty pussy like he means it. Alana is helping ET escape while also getting her slit properly pounded. There are some serious close up shots as she pulls her legs back and lets him slap those balls against her ass. He flips her over and fucks her good and hard from behind. Nice energy here from Alana who always turns in a good scene. He gets to finish all over her face and she licks it up like a good mom. Hey, there is some 80’s MILF parody appeal here too.
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