This Ain’t Glee XXX (Blu-Ray)

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Reviews >> Movie Reviews >> This Ain’t Glee XXX (Blu-Ray)

This Ain’t Glee XXX

MOVIE TYPE: Parody

110 Mins.

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THEMES: Parody, Musicals, Cheerleaders, Strap On Sex

DIRECTOR: Axel Braun

2010

STARS: Andy San Dimas, Chad Diamond, Scarlett Fay, Miko Sinz, Nicki Hunter, Tara Lynn Foxx, McKenzee Miles, Alexa Nicole, Samone Tayler, Tucker Slain, John Espizedo,


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REVIEW-

This is something you don’t see every day. No, not the porn parody part. You literally do see a new one of those every day. What makes this one special is the fact that it’s a musical. We can count on one hand the number of interesting XXX musicals made in the last twenty years. Axel Braun deserves a ton of credit for taking on such a task and even more credit for turning into one of the best parodies of 2010. I say this having never watched an episode of Glee. I hear it’s good and it isn’t too hard to figure out the plot. Chad Diamond is a caring teacher looking over a collection of misfits who use music to make their way through the labyrinth of angst that is school. Andy San Dimas plays the female lead and does her own singing as well as performing in one and a half sex scenes. . She gives a stand out performance that should not be missed. There are three musical numbers in the movie and all of them work. You will be singing “Big Tushy Ho’s” despite every effort not to, this I promise you. (But no sex for Samone Tayler? Next time maybe?) Tara Lynn Foxx stars in the other musical number, right before she gets fucked in her cheerleader skirt. If that doesn’t light you up then nothing will. There cheerleader thing comes into play in a hot three-way as well. Other than Andy, Nicki Hunter is the real star here. She plays Sue, the tough talking gym teacher with a huge cock in her pants. The sex scene between Nicki and Miko Sinz is crazy hot. It is edgy, great eye candy and fits the story perfectly. Andy’s finale is just as good. She is perfect in the role, sexy, naughty and worth watching. Look for several award nominations for this one come year’s end. The music, the script, Nicki Hunter, Andy San Dimas, Axel Braun and the movie as a whole are all worthy of pre-nom consideration. .

Nicki Hunter & Miko Sinz

As the evil Sue, Nicki Hunter is in her element. She is hilarious, mean and fucking sexy all at the same time. She corners little “Glee slut” Miko in the bathroom and makes her an offer she can’t refuse. If the little Asian doll plays ball, it might just save Glee Club. Taking one for the team, Miko plays it perfectly, staring up at the demented gym teacher and her massive black dong. Both women stay in character really well so there is an edge to this scene that really makes it work. Of course watching Miko suck any cock, big or small, real or fake is a visual treat. Nicki talking trash is just as sexy though and the result is something special. After sucking the cock for a long while, Miko bends over and gets slowly filled by the oversized prick. Nicki still talks a good game, but sh eis careful not to split Miko in two with that thing. There is a bit of pussy licking, but this is all about dishing out the big dick. Chalk this one up as a hot and edgy strap on scene as well as a probably award nomination for Nicki.

McKenzee Miles, Alexis Nicole & John Espizido

It appears that Puck is the bad boy who likes to sing. (Forgive me, I’ve never watched Glee.) He’s after the knocked up cheerleader but ends up in a two on one with a couple of her teammates. These cock happy cuties are thrilled to have his meat and would be passing it back and forth were they not so greedy. They also have some nice modified cheerleading equipment that double as sex toys. (Admit it, in our minds, they always do anyway.) They don’t need the fake dicks for long because they the real thingto enjoy. Great shots of the sexy blonde cheer slut riding the cock while her friend shoves the pom-dong right up her tight asshole. (OK, I’m a perv, but that fucking turns me on.) This three way is so hot that the editor must have been busy jerking off. At one point we can here Alex call out a position change. (You mean it’s not spontaneous? Say it ain’t so. Say it ain’t so.) The shared facial is a great way to cap a very hot sex scene. I wonder if the cheerleaders at my school fucked this way?

Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Fay & Chad Diamond

Andy will do anything to get ahead even in her fantasies. She goes after her teacher, but he has eyes, and hands for fellow factulty member Scarlet. Looking wide eyed and perfect (and a cross between Chole and Penny Flame) she takes his cock into her mouth and slowly works her lips until they stop just short of the base. With Andy watching in the background, the two teachers hook up for a very hot round of cowgirl in the chair. Nice masturbation shots of Andy who longingly watches her teacher drill Scarlet from behind. This is a good scene. It has a little less edge than the others, but it ends with a nice shot across the cute teacher’s boobs.

Tara Lynn Fox

Knocked up Tara and her jock boyfriend take their turn at song parody hilarity. Their take on Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” It’s genuinely funny and as an added bonus, Tara is in a cheerleader uniform. They strip down during the song and end up fucking for the finale. Her singing was good, but Tara’s cock sucking is even better. Her lips work up the shaft and she has great hand motion. They try some tit fucking, but she is at her best looking up into the camera with her tongue on that throbbing dick. That pretty little shaved pussy takes center stage as she works in reverse cowgirl. Nice shots here and the cheer skirt is an added bonus. Even as a knocked up cheerleader, Tera goes crazy for the cock and ends up wearing his load all over her lovely tits. Perhaps had she taken the load this way in the first place she wouldn’t be in her current predicament.

Andy San Dimas & Chad Diamond

Turning to the Police for a perfect porn song, Andy’s “Don’t Cum All Over Me” takes a song that was already an ode to Nabakovian forbidden lust and turns into something wonderfully X-rated. Andy goes such a good job with the vocals that I almost hesitate to say that her oral skills are even better when she’s on her knees with meat her in mouth. (I am sure she will take it as the compliment it is intended to be.) When she isn’t shoving his dick to the back of her throat she is talking dirty and proving herself to quite the naughty little star. The blowjob is so good that the fucking has to really shine just to keep up. Thanks to her vocal dirty talk and a great ass, it does just that. Nice standing doggy here with Andy screaming out to be fucked harder. She ends up taking a big load all ove her pretty face. Perfect ending to a great scene.

Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Hustler Trailers and commercials


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