PRIVATE BLACK LABEL- THAT’S LIFE 2
PRIVATE BLACK LABEL- THAT’S LIFE 2OVERALL RATING: 8+
123 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman
Private – 1998 (6/98)
THEMES: Underwater Sex, Strap-ons, facials, A2M
STARS: Jean-Yves Lecastel, Katja Kean, Alain Deloin, Anastasia, David Perry, Carla Dori, Claudia, Eva Roberts, Kiki Doll, Theodora, Vincent, Tibor, Sophie.
REVIEW:
When last we saw our hero Marcel, he was about to escape his loveless (though highly sexual) marriage after winning the lottery. Why do I think this fantasy taps into the deepest, darkest fantasies of at least half of all porn viewers? I liked part one, but was hoping to see more of the gorgeous Bagheera. What I had hoped to see this time is plenty more of this gorgeous newcomer. Instead, she has been replaced on the boxcover with another very fine new Private find, Katja Kean.
Free from his job and wife, Marcel takes off to Bora Bora, which gives us plenty to look at even before the sex begins. All the travel videos in the world don’t do as much for exotic traveling as one Woodman flick. The toned, tan, topless babe on the beach may have a lot to do with that, but who’s complaining. Marcel approaches the woman and offers to buy her a drink. They end up back in his room and before you can Ken Starr, she is Lewinski-ing his big unit with all the joy of a love struck intern. (OK, end of political commentary for the day.) She does an adequate job with his fat cock in her mouth, but that is just a warm-up act for the fucking to come. He puts the woman on her hands and knees and starts spanking her round ass while plugging her pussy from behind. Nice energy in this scene, especially when this tanned lovely gets her good sized bum busted. Fans of big, round asses must just cream over this woman, what a butt. Straight A2M facial cumshot raises the nastiness level of this already fine scene.
Out for a leisurely boat ride, Marcel runs into a naked Magdelana (Katja Kean). While they get to know each other, a couple of vacationing guys luck into a threesome with a hot island girl. Nothing like sharing a little perverted sex with your best friend to really make that trip to the islands a memorable one. This woman takes some of the hardest DP action I have seen in some time. It’s not often both guys pump away at the same time, and even less often that the woman seems to love it. If you like your sex hard and fast, this is our scene. Me, I’m always up for watching a pretty girl take two loads of cum on her lovely face after having her pussy and ass fucked raw.
As the girl leaves, Katja comes in. You see, she is friends with the two guys. Together, they hatch a plan to rip poor Marcel off. Gee, I wonder what they’ll use for bait. Magdalana takes Marcel out for a boat ride, enticing him with her charms while showing him the crystal clear waters. Some naked snorkeling quickly becomes an under water pussy lapping session that is so fresh, I have to give it major props. Fans of under water sex don’t get a lot to fuel their particular fantasies, but this is very well shot and totally hot sex, even if Katja’s lovely face is obscured somewhat by her mask. Fantastic photography here as we go both under and above the waterline to capture their hot coupling. On technical brilliance alone, this scene should make it into many ‘Best of’ tapes. Add to that, Katja’s great looks, killer bod and awesome fucking and you have an award caliber scene for sure. Stuff like this is what sets Pierre Woodman apart from 99% of all other adult directors.
The trap is in full effect, with Marcel being convinced to fly to Las Vegas to marry this woman he barely knows. While the guys wait for the right time to take his money, they find a couple of women in a casino and decide to spend a little quality horizontal time. I think that at least one, two couple, side by side fuck is mandatory for every Pierre Woodman flick. It’s not my favorite practice under the best of circumstances, and following that last, perfect scene, it is a harsh fall back to reality. Both women are good looking, of course, but what is with the circus shoes the thinner one is wearing? Holy fashion nightmare Batman. The anal action is top notch, with lots of close ups as both butts get drilled hard. Decent facials keep this scene in the very good category, even if I am just dying to watch Katja fuck again.
The two get married and it’s off to Paris where Marcel buys his new bride a lovely townhouse. With the trap about to spring, Marcel and Magdelana run into one of her old college friends and they head back home for a drink. Talk turns to old times and before you can say “The Big Chill”, this new girl is playing the super submissive to a leather clad Katja while Marcel feeds the girl his hard cock. With a huge strap on, Katja delivers a full force fuck while her friend does an impressive job swallowing sword. Hell Katja fucks as well as ninety percent of the studs in Private movies. I hope that comes from lots of strap on practice and not some hidden gender bending thing. I wish I knew the name of the other girl because even if she is not the prettiest woman on this tape, she is a great fuck and takes cock, real and not, in her pussy and mouth like she loves it. Stunning DP and some close-up anal for those of you who need it nasty. The facial does it for me, what a great scene, something for everyone.
The plot takes a nasty twist and Marcel ends up in the hospital, looking like he just had a fender bender with Mike Tyson. He is left unable to walk, a fact that doesn’t exactly break his new wife’s heart. To his face, however, she shows some compassion, helping him realize that while he legs are lost, at least his cock still works. Of course, that is just a tease to get him to sign some papers, then she is gone. Fear not, his hot nurse will not let his hard on go to waste. She is almost as pretty as Katja and even more into sucking his fat prick. This would be a pretty typical scene, except for the fact that they guy is pretty much immobile, so she has to do all the work. Great hip work by the pretty brunette nurse, especially during her RCA. It should go without saying by now, that the facial is great, with the nurse gulping most of it down like candy.
There is a nice little kicker to the plot that I will let you discover on your own. Suffice it to say, Marcel has to watch as the two guys who took is legs, fuck the living shit out of his wife right in front of him while he is helpless to stop them, or even move. Cruel certainly, but we get to watch Katja go fucking nuts on two big dicks. While fully dressed in her full length black coat, she gives an amazing double blowjob that should have even the tortured husband stroking by now. The coat comes off and she fucks in re lingerie and thigh highs. No wonder Marcel weeps while watching the woman of his dreams slobber over one big prick while another one stretches her blonde beaver beyond recognition. Great standing fuck and suck here, Katja is yet another outstanding blonde we need to thank Private for. I just wish I could understand what it is she keeps screaming about, I have a feeling it’s something fucking killer. Probably not as killer as the slamming DP she takes though. Is it me, or does it seem like this movie has had more than its share of blistering sex scenes? Brilliant, A2M and standard facials cap off a simply smashing scene. Awards all around.
I really liked the “That’s Life 1” but compared to this one, it’s just standard porn stuff. The story, though told through voice over, is actually pretty entertaining. Hard to tell how well acted it is, but the sexual performances are simply smoking. Katja Kean is the only woman I can name, but she is also the one most worth talking about. This thin blonde is an incredible performer with only her beauty rivaling her sexual intensity. Her underwater scene is incredible beyond the sex, but her final three way and strap-on scene are two, purely sexual, hotter than hot fuck scenes. Sure, the locations are exotic, the photography second to none and the story a fun watch, but it is the sex that really sets this apart. “That’s Life”? Only on the good days my friends, only on the good days.
