SEYMORE BUTTS- MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

OVERALL RATING: 9-

131 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts

Seymore Butts Home Movies

THEMES: Group Sex, Anal Sex.

CONDOMS: None Noted

1999

STARS: Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle, Halli Aston, Missy, Taren, Katie Gold, Alyssa Love, Shay Sweet, Holli Woods, Peter North, Mark Davis, Hakan.

REVIEW:

Somehow I am getting to his movie out of order, but it seems to be a compilation tape, so what does it matter? It’s not like you’re going to miss something if you don’t watch this in chronological order. I can tell by the cast, that this tape is going to include one of the best four on one fucks ever captured on film. Plus, it’s got all three of the Tushy Girls, Taren and Missy. With all that hot pussy in one place, there won’t be time to follow any sort of timeline or plot. Just sit back and let Seymore and Alisha lead you through some new footage as well as the old stuff.

Before we get started, Alisha is already warming herself up on the Sybian. Is that the most well worn piece of equipment in all of porn or what? She’s got a little buttplug attached to the machine and is busy working her clit while her as is filled with vibrating plastic. That little red outfit she has half on is quite becoming, but I imagine most of you are busy staring at her wet pussy as Lish turns the power up to super speed. I swear, it’s a miracle she doesn’t wear this thing out the way she fucks. Alisha looks great here and she fucks even better, screaming out her climax like she’s being pureed by that thing.

While Seymore and Lish are out Christmas shopping, we get to watch some of his best scenes from yesteryear. First up is a blindfolded Taren. Seymore has a surprise for her, but makes her stay blindfolded for the early stages. Alex Sanders, Missy and Hakan, all take their turns teasing the lovely Taren. Before they are finished, she looks ready to climb the walls. I really think that Taren is one of the best looking women Seymore has ever brought us, so to think she could keep up with Missy would be too much to ask for right? Wrong. Taren is every bit the sexual firecracker that Missy is. That’s saying a lot considering how incredibly the blonde sucks cock. In fact, Taren and Missy make the prefect duo, great looking, hot fucking slutlets who can’t get enough cock. Hakan lays some serious wood to Missy and she actually looks like she wants more than the sizable salami his is pounding into her snatch. Just don’t get too involved in their high energy fuck that you miss Taren getting slam fucked in her tight ass. Bottom line, this is a spectacular four way scene, beautifully shot, with incredible women, blistering anal and wonderful facials.

Mark Davis is lucky enough to actually enjoy the pleasures of all three Tushy Girls at one time. With Alisha, Halli Aston and Samantha Stylle, the only question is who to enjoy first. They all share his cock in a stunning three way blowjob that will launch countless loads. I can’t help but wonder who gives the best head in this group. (And wonder if I’ll ever find out? Hint, hint.) As Halli rides his cock, Sammy and Lish are fighting over her tight asshole, licking and fingering it in preparation. (Hey, why have I only interviewed one of these girls?) No anal for Halli yet, as Sammy has to get that big cock into her pussy first. Knowing that these women are too much for any one man, Seymore lends a hand, quite literally, fingering Lish until she squirts all over Sammy’s face. Stealing the show, Lish puts her feet behind her ears and takes Mark right up her tight ass. Fear not, smut lovers, Halli’s round ass also gets fucked, ball-deep actually. All three Tushy Girls end up taking dick deeply into their derrieres, with Sammy taking it last and getting much of the shared popshot. Another perfect scene.

In the Texas foursome scene, Peter North is smack dab in the middle of four of the hottest things to come from the Lone Star State this decade, Holli Woods, Katie Gold, Alyssa Love and Shay Sweet. Alyssa and Holli snack on each other while Shay and Katie share a Peter meal. All four of these women are totally hot, insatiably sexy and have the sort of bodies that make all perverts scream with delight. I could spend days with each one of these women, but Peter does his best to fuck them all in one shot. Holli really shines here, perhaps giving her best scene ever and Alyssa’s body is just too good for words. Damn, why are Alyssa and Holli out of the biz? (And why have I only interviewed one of these four?) Check out Holli taking it in the ass, she is equal parts agony and ecstasy as Peter pounds her pooper. After doing some A2M sucking, Alyssa also gets her butt nailed nice and hard. After every ass gets busted and each cute mouth gets a taste straight from said asses, Peter blasts a massive load that Katie and Alyssa hog. Quite frankly, this is one of the best group sex scenes ever shot.

Back to shopping, Alisha tries on a number of sexy outfits before deciding on a killer nurse’s uniform. Then she leads us on a tour through some fantasy rooms, finally stopping in one made up to look like a doctor’s office. Dr. Butts then moves in and starts working over her pussy and ass with his fingers. You know what’s coming, a big squirt scene from Ms. Klass’ amazing puss. Not one to let such good work go unrewarded, Alisha takes his cock from his pants and proceeds to deep throat him until her lips are pressed tightly against the base of his prick. In no time at all, he shoots a load into her greedy mouth and Nurse Klass won’t stop until she’s licked up every last drop.

This is certainly a compilation for guys who love group scenes. However, I usually don’t like this many people in one scene, yet every one of these is a fucking winner. The Texas four way remains one of the best scenes Seymore has every shot. Davis tripling up on the Tushy Girls smokes and Taren finds a way to out fuck Missy and a pair of studs in her scene. Add a new Alisha Klass scene to these three smokers and you have another fine collection for Mr. Butts.