Alien Cathouse Offers Help to Virgins

Sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse is offering help to men who are virgins, feeling the pressure of being late to the game. A 2025 Newsweek piece shed light on the number of virgins at an all-time high—10% of men aged 20 to 34 are virgins in data from 2022 to 2023, compared to only 4% of men in that age range from 2013 to 2015. Women have risen by two percentage points, from 5% to 7%, in both date ranges. But the Comic Kittens at the Alien Cathouse are here to help.