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Cosmic Kittens Invite Jelly Roll to Alien Cathouse

The Cosmic Kittens of sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse have been paying close attention to the headlines of country star Jelly Roll and his wife, host of Dumb Blonde Podcast, famed author, and former porn star BunnyXO’s fairy tale marriage ending. According to Fox News, Bunny XO funded his career in the early days “turning tricks.” So, Jelly Roll definitely has an affinity for escorts, and the Cosmic Kittens are inviting him to the Alien Cathouse to party.

Alien Cathouse Offers Help to Virgins

Sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse is offering help to men who are virgins, feeling the pressure of being late to the game. A 2025 Newsweek piece shed light on the number of virgins at an all-time high—10% of men aged 20 to 34 are virgins in data from 2022 to 2023, compared to only 4% of men in that age range from 2013 to 2015. Women have risen by two percentage points, from 5% to 7%, in both date ranges. But the Comic Kittens at the Alien Cathouse are here to help.

Alien Cathouse Is Offering Tours

If you’ve ever wanted to see the inside and grounds of sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse, now is your chance. They’re offering guided tours by the Cosmic Kittens.

Alien Cathouse & Cosmic Kittens Snag ASN Awards Noms

Sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse and two of its world-famous Cosmic Kittens have snagged three impressive ASN Awards nominations, marking their first nominations from the lifestyle awards show.

Alien Cathouse Encourages Safety for Their Cosmic Kittens

Sci-fi-themed, full-service, world-famous legal brothel Alien Cathouse is always looking out for its Cosmic Kittens, and that includes their physical safety at all times. They enforce the 8-second rule, and all the rooms are equipped with panic buttons.