Victoria Malfoy joined Matt Slayer on the latest episode of And Now We Drink for a candid, booze-fueled conversation, dishing on everything from her imminent move to Los Angeles to her ultimate monster “fuck list.” Over martinis, the chat was unfiltered, hilarious, and deeply personal.
The conversation flowed as smoothly as the cocktails, starting with Victoria’s move to LA for more work opportunities and more quality time with her dogs, and touching on topics like self-driving car disasters, classic sci-fi. Victoria gave a no-holds-barred tier ranking of Universal Monsters she’d enthusiastically bang, declaring vampires the undisputed S-tier winner due to her longtime Interview with the Vampire obsession. She argued, “You’re hot. You live forever. What’s the problem?”
Victoria also opened up about a harrowing AI deepfake incident that required immediate legal attention. She geeked out over her six-year, 900+ page fanfic project and her start in ASMR audio. A hurried backseat handjob with an unexpected finish. A hilarious segment covered the gender-swapped equivalent of post-nut clarity: women can get “cum drunk” and chatty, while men suddenly become philosophical world-solvers. The episode wrapped up with wild party stories, her personal ADHD diagnosis, and a hypothetical “Cult of Cum” focused on how diet affects flavor.
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