This Ain’t ESPN XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
127 Mins
Hustler
THEMES: Porn Parody, Sports, Interracial Sex, Comedy
2011
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Britney Amber, McKenzie Lee, Asphyxia Noir, Lee Stone, Alanah Rae, Brooklyn Lee, Rocco Reed, Jack Napier, Danny Wylde & Otto Bauer
REVIEW-
If it seems that things are getting a little thin parody wise, that’s probably because they are. To his credit, Otto Bauer did a really cool movie for Hustler featuring parodies of popular commercials. This time around he takes on ESPN. It’s a little thing for sure. I suppose we could go back for a history lesson and show the Keith Olbermann days. Then again, porn doesn’t have a big enough ass clown to properly play the vacuous windbag. Instead we get Britney Amber and Rocco Reed anchoring the sports desk. They fuck in the middle of the movie and toss the dialog to several female reports who all fuck. Alanah Rae is the best of the bunch. She plays Erin Andrews who is everyone’s favorite sports bimbo. Alanah gets power fucked by Lee Stone in a very hot locker room scene. McKenzie Lee likes cocks even bigger. She takes on Jack Napier and even lets him put that huge cock in her ass. Tough scenes to forget those two. The movie ends with Asphyxia Noir doing a little X Games reporting and fucking. Brooklyn Lee plays a saucy Danica Patrick who fucks her way out of a sexually exploitative commercial. This one is worth a few laughs and a couple of great scenes thanks to Alanah and McKenzie. I’m not sure I this is a great parody, but it’s a decent fuck flick.
Alanah Rae and Lee Stone
Hot reporter Erin Andrews (Alanah Rae) is investigating a drug scandal in the NFL. The league has been overrun to a mixture of hormones that is making all of the players too well endowed for their uniforms. Lee Stone is just such a player and Alanah gets down on knees to get the full scoop on the oversized unit. The busty blonde slobbers all over that long pole like a good girl. She keeps her shoes on as she leans back and lets him eat her pussy. The narrow bench is just enough room for her to lay back, throw a leg up on his shoulder and let Lee drive that long pole deep into her tight hole. He loves her shaved pussy and huge tits and she clearly enjoys the extra meat he’s bringing to the BBQ. The leg and tit shots here are pretty damn special as she gets drilled hard enough to make those sweater pom poms shake. She spins around just in time to take his load on her face. Nice start to this flick.
McKenzie Lee & Jack Napier
While the NBA is on lockout, players like Jack Napier are playing overseas. He isn’t really happy about a camera in the showers until he sees that McKenzie Lee has also joined the fun. She takes his cock in both hands and guides it into her mouth. Nice eye contact as she sucks, strokes and moans her way through a good BJ. Jack helps her up and then bends her over so he can rub his big cock on her pussy and ass from behind. This enthusiastic slut loves the feel of his huge cock sliding between her breasts. The camera gets in really close as she mounts up for reverse cowgirl. McKenzie has huge tits on her thin frame and finds a way to really work her hips well as she is impaled by Jack. When the pussy isn’t enough Jack slides his monster meat into her tight butthole. McKenzie has come a long, long way from her soft fucking contract days. Somehow she gets that thing wedged between her little cheeks. As she bounces on this cock, McKenzie talks dirty. In between virtually every position McKenzie eats her juices off his prick and then helps guide him in. There is nothing at all soft about this scene. He gets her asshole rammed full of that big black cock and seems to love every last inch. Jack stands up just in time to rain cream down on her waiting face.
Britney Amber & Rocco Reed
When we get back to the studio, sexy anchor Britney Amber is on her back with her pussy being eaten. They try to talk to her about professionalism, but she knows what the boys want to see and what her twat wants to feel. Showing great skill, Rocco licks box while taking his cock out and stroking it for the dirty blonde. After a long time on her back, Britney gets down on her knees and inhales that dick. She drools all over it like it is the best she has ever tasted. If you like sloppy head with a lot of hand action then you are going to be pulling your pud to this one big time. They get into some standing doggy and then bend her right over the anchor desk, Britney really pushes back hard, taking his cock and making sure she shows off those sexy legs. This is a fairly vanilla scene, but Britney’s body looks great and she really locks eyes with Rocco, driving the intensity through the roof before she drops to her knees and eats his load.
Asphyxia Noir & Danny Wylde
Asphyxia Noir interviews X Gamer Danny Wylde in the hospital. He is high (natch) and hits on her. She protests, arguing that she is a “respected journalist” but then sucks his cock as soon as the cameras stop. (She is about as much of a respectable journalist as Shawn White is an athlete or X Games are a sport.) The dark haired babe swallows his dick and drools down his shaft. Danny is pretty funny as the moronic snowboarder and skinny Asphyxia knows how to ride a hard cock. The background talk is annoying after a while (Like actually listening to White talk or hearing ESPN try and convince us that the X Games have shit to do with sports) but we get some really nice looking reverse cowgirl as she spreads those long legs. She ends up with a huge load all over her tiny tits.
Brooklyn Lee & Otto Bauer
Brooklyn Lee plays Danica Patrick who is not at all happy with the outfit they are making her wear for a commercial. Otto is hilarious as the guy who owns her contract. Brooklyn’s dialog is funny as well and a lot people would probably love it if Danica would say shit like this. Of course she agrees to fuck him to get her domains back and a lot people would also love to see her taking a hard cock in her mouth. Otto fucks her face for a while and Brooklyn fingers herself while waiting for the chance to suck it deep. She gives a nice messy blowjob and then bends over to take his cock in her shaves twat. When she rolls over, Brooklyn rubs her clit and talks dirty, adding some fun to the already good eye candy. The facial closes things out. I still don’t think she’s getting her domains back, but we can hope.
Bonus: Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, BTS, Commercials
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