After the last “fan” email I posted, I was expecting another “hey fucko” when I opened this. Instead….funny.
CD1471 Writes:
Hey Rog, I was reading your April 1 summary (Article Here)and loved it. I especially enjoyed the press release from “Jen.” After reading it I did some web surfing and came across a couple of pictures. So….your handywork?
Chuck
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Thanks Chuck. Glad you “loved” it. (If that wasn’t a pun, it should have been.) Here is the press release in question. Thanks for the photos. My work? Well, it certainly wasn’t my hands at work if we believe the pictures and the press release.
From April 2nd’s blog.
My Favorite April Fools Email: This suggested April Fool’s press release is probably my favorite. Thanks “Jen.”
(Hollywood, CA) 
Amid swirling rumors of a possible pregnancy “Ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt originally denied that she is in fact with child despite media reports suggesting a baby bump. Rumors about Ms. Hewitt began to circulate after she was photographed in a number of loose-fitting dressed during a recent appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards in Los Angeles. The star’s representative has repeatedly denied the reports, saying over and over “She is not pregnant.” All that changed Tuesday however, with Jennifer spoke herself. “I would like to address certain rumors that have surfaced about my condition. As many of you have noticed I have been dressing more for comfort of late. This has led many of you to question whether or not I’m pregnant. I’m here to confirm that the rumors are true. I am pregnant. The father is Roger T. Pipe, a porn journalist and X-Rated film critic.” The star continues. “We met after I did some vanity searching and found that he liked to compare porn girls to me. We fell in love and were working on my first celebrity sex tape. Everything was going great. The plan was to do a facial, but I got a little carried away, locked my ankles behind his back and it became a cream pie. I have no regrets, but in retrospect perhaps we should have gone with an anal scene. We’ll try that next time, after the baby of course.”
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