Brothel King Blasts Ashley Madison Over Hacking Scandal

Brothel King Blasts Ashley Madison Over Hacking Scandal:

“Their Customer’s Info Would Have Been A Lot Safer With My Hookers Than Their
Computers!”

In the wake of the adultery-promoting website AshleyMadison.com being
hacked and 37 million of its’ clients fearing that their most private
moments and personal information may be on the verge of being exposed on
the internet, Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) brothel owner Dennis Hof
is offering those affected “complete sexual asylum” at his world famous
legal bordello—total anonymity, 100% guaranteed, no matter what.

“BunnyRanch.com and the Bunny Ranch brothel itself have important
differences from the risks associated with Ashley Madison” Hof said.
“Both my website and my brothel are absolutely free to enter, and that
includes the interactive features like our message board and live chat
room. Absolutely no personal information is required in order to fulfill
your deepest sexual fantasies. Even when our customers elect to use
credit cards, none of that information is ever retained by us. Even the
best hacker would come up empty-handed, because there’s simply no
information there to exploit. If those guys who are about to have their
lives ruined by the Ashley Madison hacking had been meeting beautiful
willing women on BunnyRanch.com instead, their identities would’ve
remained completely anonymous and therefore would’ve never been the
target of nefarious hackers.”

Famously profiled on HBO’s hit reality TV-series “Cathouse,” Hof (author
of “The Art Of The Pimp” Regan Arts) is quick to point out that in
addition to a 60-year streak of no sexually transmitted diseases being
passed through his brothel, the Bunny Ranch can claim an equally
successful run of protecting its’ customers’ privacy. “We’ve never had
even one issue with a single client of ours having their identify
exposed, while Ashley Madison has had 37 million of their members
threatened just overnight.”

Hof attributes the catastrophe to Ashley Madison’s greed, suggesting the
site had an agenda of gathering customers’ financial information to get
an edge for profit. “Ashley Madison charges a fee to remove your record
from its’ site, and with the company at that point in possession of
personal and financial information, that made millions of men and women
who wanted to protect their anonymity prime targets for these hackers.
Had they taken the Bunny Ranch’s approach and never stored any of their
clients’ sensitive material, no one’s privacy would be at risk to
hackers. If you want to cheat, you want to do it at the Bunny Ranch—not
Ashley Madison!”

“THE ART OF THE PIMP: A LOVE STORY” BY DENNIS HOF: The just-released
bio-tome is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and
wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.

DENNIS HOF: Dennis Hof is the owner of seven licensed legal brothels
located throughout Nevada and is the author of the book, “The Art Of
The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts. He has lectured at
Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of colleges and events
worldwide.

THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch
(www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO
reality TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in
the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its’ Diamond
Anniversary 60th Year in business.

FOR INTERVIEWS WITH DENNIS HOF OR ANY OF THE BUNNY RANCH GIRLS CONTACT:

Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com
Voice: (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231

www.AssGonzo.com

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