Clusterfuck Getting Praise

CLUSTERFUCK BECOMES CLUSTER-BUCKS! MAYHEM TITLE SET TO BREAK SALES RECORDS

What did I tell you? Give me a shot and I’ll turn the XXX Industry upside down. In just 2 short weeks my latest release for Mayhem – CLUSTERFUCK – is flying out of the fucking door!

They’ve already done 2nd & 3rd runs on the title. Not only does CLUSTERFUCK “tear ass” on screen – it also, “kicks ass” at the cash register.

I know that a lot of people are “all about” numbers – so, try these fuckers on:

6,000 – SIX THOUSAND pieces sold.

576 – That’s where CLUSTERFUCK started on ADULT DVD EMPIRE’s Best Seller Section.

12 – Where CLUSTERFUCK now stands on ADULT DVD EMPIRE’s Best Seller Section

4 – The number of days it took for CLUSTERFUCK to jump 564 places.

1 – ME! SKEETER! There is only 1 me! I will very shortly be #1 in SALES!

If you don’t believe me – I’ve taken the liberty of attaching a Customer Review (as it appears on AdultDVDEmpire.com) – that’s right …
C…U…S…T…O…M…E…R – you know – the guy who at the end of the day leaves his job as a Custodian, picks up a 6-pack of Pabst, goes home to his Double-wide Trailer, puts in my movie and Jerks off until his Dick looks like a rare Roast Beef. That’s what I’m talking about! I may be White Trash but I understand the whole concept of the “end user.” So, I’ll leave you with his review and YOU WILL DEFINITELY BE HEARING FROM ME SOON!

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