Extreme Associates To Release Bigger, Wetter, Fatter Asses
(Chatsworth, Ca) ? Thomas Zupko, whose Big Wet Asses?won Best Anal Themed Series at the 2006 AVN Awards show, will continue his patented concept of anal sex, dripping oil, and bulbous butts for Extreme Associates.
?That series was my baby,? Zupko says, ?and I want to maintain its core.? Not to say anything negatively about anyone, but sometimes it?s frustrating how you come up with an idea and then everyone rips it off, even those who promise you the world.? This though will be bigger, better, 100% pure anal gonzo, with opening teases that will be different than any I’ve done before.? The talent I have lined up for volume 1 is incredible, including a big-assed superstar who has never taken it in the shitter.?
Many directors have copied Zupko?s idea and derived great success from the simple concept of greased oversized gluteus maximuses, stationary shots, and MTV-esque opening teases, but the crazed impresario says he still has a few tricks up his sleeve.
?They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I guess it?s cool.? But, hell, you can buy a Porsche or buy the Hyundai version of the Porsche,?
Extreme Associates CEO Rob Black: ?If you want coffee, you can go to any two-bit coffeehouse: Gloria Jean?s, Coffee Roasters, 7-Eleven gourmet, but if you want the real thing, you go to Starbucks, the originators.? When it comes to big wet asses, Zupko is Starbucks.?