Shake Your Booty (Shorts) with the Sure Fuck Cologne Clothing Line

Sure Fuck Clothing Line introduces booty shorts and t-shirts aimed at putting the fun in fucking

Los Angeles, CA –It’s not enough to smell great and carry a lot of cash when you’re out playin’ the datin’ game, so Sure Fuck Cologne for Men [http://surefuckcologne.com] launches a line of togs sure to enrage every anti-sex zealot in the United States.

Sure Fuck doesn’t discriminate by allowingt both guys and gals to offend the masses by proudly proclaiming their sexual availability; the clothing line includes both uni-sex t-shirts and booty shorts, featuring the Sure Fuck logo and motto, “Nothing’s for certain, but one thing’s for sure.”

Sure Fuck’s clothing line is an extension of the brand’s overall mission to put the fun back in fornication. While Sure Fuck Cologne and apparel are obvious novelty gift choices for bachelor parties, frat parties and divorce parties, Sure Fuck maintains integrity by providing quality products suitable for intimate holiday gifting.

As for the quality of Sure Fuck Cologne for Men, review site Mr. Will’s House of Thrills says, “I think it smells fucking wonderful. I do think Sure Fuck cologne can hold its own against designer fragrances, and it’s pretty cheap to smell as good –and have the staying power– that it has.”

Sure Fuck Cologne and the clothing line are available through the official company website, surefuckcologne.com.

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About Sure Fuck Cologne for Men:

Sure Fuck Cologne for Men is a novelty fragrance that delivers on quality beyond the expectations most people have of a “gag gift”. One of the elements for Sure Fuck Cologne’s branding campaign is the tongue-in-cheek “Sure Fuck University”. SFU “curriculum” is part of the ever-growing content on the Sure Fuck Cologne blog. SFU is a retro and ribald version of the “gentlemen’s magazines” of the past, which covers topics as diverse as dating tips, social commentary and keeps “Sure Fuckers” up to date on news and events related to Sure Fuck Cologne and the expanding line of Sure Fuck products.