Rezervoir Doggs

Rezervoir Doggs

137 Mins.
Exquisite Films Parody
THEMES: Parody, Violence, Cops
STARS: Lizzy Borden, Kimberly Kane, Andy San Dimas, Chanel Preston, Raylene, Amber Rayne, Tara Lynn Fox, Zoey Holloway, Tom Byron, Anthony Rosano, Dale Dabone, Xander Corvus


Rezervior Doggs has been heralded as one of the most genuine porn parodies every made. It is certainly true to the original. Everything from the script to the costuming is dead on. Even the music is about as close to Tarantino-esque as adult can offer. Of course some tweaking had to take place to turn a decidedly male cast into a female one and the bloodbath into a cum fest. This too was handled rather well. The cast is packed with award-winning performers who do their best to pull off this diamond-heist gone wrong flick without cracking up. Before you continue reading, be warned that this review contains spoilers. If you happen to have missed the original movie, you’re going to have some things ruined if you keep reading. The movie stars a number of really good actresses including Kimberly Kane. She has perhaps the most challenging role of the movie and does a pretty good job with her quirky dialog. She also gets a chance to fuck Anthony Rosano (Again?) and may be the only one who gets out of this thing alive. (Hail of gunfire not withstanding) Chanel Preston plays the undercover cop slowly bleeding to death during the entire movie. She also has the hottest sex scene in the movie. Andy San Dimas and Raylene are also quite good and perform good sex scenes. Andy and Tom Byron have good chemistry. Raylene fucks Dale Dabone in a scene that lacks energy and isn’t shot to really show her at her best. The sex scenes are cleverly added to the original, but don’t exactly stand out. The sex scenes are good, but could be better. The dialog is pulled right from the movie, begging the question, when does a parody cease to be a parody? I applaud the effort, but in the end this felt more like a bunch of actors making an homage to a great film than a true porn parody.

Andy San Dimas & Tom Byron

Good news and bad news. Good news is that the makers of this movie has stuck nicely to the original. The bad news is that by not jamming a random sex scene into the plot, we wait through fifteen minutes of dialog before Andy puts her lips around Tom’s cock. Making up for lost time, she uses both hands and really works him hard in a hurry. Once it is nice and wet s he mounts up and starts banging him hard. Sticking in cowgirl for a really long time she pumps up and down and shakes her ass for the camera. Nice high energy fuck capped off by a big facial on her pretty cheeks and outstretched tongue.

Kimberly Kane & Anthony Rosano

Before the big job, Kimberly Kane has hired a prostitute to scratch her itch. She takes charge with some very sexy dialog and then goes to work on his cock. Always one of the best cock suckers in porn, Kimberley delivers a great BJ. She stays in character and talks to Anthony while he fucks her in spoon and then in doggy. This is a really interesting scene with plenty of fantasy appeal. They finish with a big load fired onto her face and into her mouth. There is something sexy about Kimberly that goes way beyond her good looks and hot body.

Raylene & Dale Dabone

Going classic on us, Raylene hooks up with Dale Dabone. It’s a little random, but it give her a chance to show off her deep throat skills as she easily handles his modest member. He bends her over and starts fucking, letting her big tits shake as he slams into her. The camera gets in close as she grinds her hips and shoves her ass towards the camera. Great energy here, but there are some angles that are just unflattering to her body. When she gets on her back things are a lot better and she verbally coaxes a load out of him with some dirty talk and her wet slit. Dale shoots onto her pretty face, reminding us that Raylene is a lot hotter this time around than was as a contract girl.

Chanel Preston & Xander Corvus

Before going undercover, Chanel meets Xander in the gym. They talk about her assignment and hit It off nicely. She drops to her knees, lets he tits out and then inhales his throbbing cock. Lots of spit here as she keeps him well lubricated with her skilled mouth. Spreading her legs, she invites him to take a long lick at her tight lips. He bends her over for some doggy, but the action gets much hotter when she rides him. Showing off the full length of her body she makes sure to take every inch of dick that he’s got to offer. Very nice shots of her pussy in mish as well. They use the workout bench to their advantage and Chanel does just enough dirty talk to keep everything flowing. They finish up with a facial shot and Chanel sucking out the final few drops.

Amber Rayne, Zoey Holloway & Tara Lynn Fox

Throwing in a random girl/girl scene, we get Amber and Zoe scoping out a dirty strippers. Tara Lynn Fox is just the sort of nasty girl they need. She licks and bends over and makes her self open to whatever they want. Amber is a dirty talk slut who loves abusing prettier girls and really uses Tara well. She also gives some back, licking the hot blonde’s twat while Zoe tries to find a place to fit in. This scene really should have come before the Chanel fuck. It would have fit the story fine and allowed the movie to end on a strong sexual note rather than a mediocre lesbian three-way notable only for Tara and the fantasy appeal of rather large activeness gap.

Bonus: BTS (Three of them, over 90 minutes total) Cumshot Recap & Photo Gallery

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