Legend: Killing The Male Performer



Despite their creepy, obsessive behavior and bad hygiene, the average socially awkward porn fan has always been Legend Video’s top priority. When fans asked for hardcore anal-ripping sex, we gave them Lex Drill. When they wanted brutally relentless gangbangs, we gave them Cutting Edge. And, when they begged and pleaded for the gayest product on the planet, we sent them right over to Nectar!

Legend Video is now giving fans the gift of P.O.V. Two exciting new lines,
Herb Collins P.O.V. Casting Couch and Steve Holmes’ Amazing P.O.V. Sluts are designed to give porn fans the best in vicarious thrills.

“For years, the male performer has been a necessary evil in adult entertainment,” points out Legend PR Guru Nelson X. “But with P.O.V. the male performer is deconstructed to what he truly is-a tool. Pervs wanna jerk off to hot chicks. I mean, let’s get real. Despite his goofy good looks, no one wants to see Brandon Iron’s cum face while they rub one out.
That’s just disturbing.”

Euro cocksmith Steve Holmes agrees.

“I am not an attractive man,” says a reflective Holmes. “In fact, I am quite heinous. And as I get older, I fear I will look like a walking corpse or worse Don Hollywood. But, thankfully, my penis is youthful and pretty.
P.O.V. will save my career by allowing fans to live vicariously through my large bulbous cock as it penetrates young beautiful women repeatedly.”

In addition to sparing us from the male performer, P.O.V. also allows fans to experience situations they normally wouldn’t.

“It’s very exciting,” says Herb Collins, director of P.O.V. Casting Couch.
“In my series, guys will get to see how sleazy producers who could never get laid in high school con crackheaded hookers for blow jobs and shit. It’s like being Stuart at Smash for a day! But without all the tearful begging.”

Creativity, along with hot bitches and vigorous sex, is of the utmost importance in Legend P.O.V. films. After all, we guarantee fans a rapturous release of semen with every viewing. It’s a policy all Legend directors must agree to through a special bloodletting ritual.

“I didn’t want to make just another P.O.V. movie,” says Steve Holmes. “So, I made mine amazing.”

What more could you ask for for?

Steve Holmes Amazing P.O.V. Sluts hits streets on November 21st.

Herb Collins P.O.V. Casting Couch is available now, and features nasty up and coming fuckholes Courtney Cummz, Hailey Young, Alektra Blue, Holly Wellin, Desire Moore, and many crackheaded whores!

Visit Legend on the web at www.legenddirect.com.

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