Catherine Fans Crazed

Catherine Fans Crazed

DATELINE: well, today

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS, USA: Unverified rumors have fans across the country scrambling to enter the contest sponsored by both Ninn Worx and this past week. Despite a deceptively simple entry requirement, exuberant fans of Michael Ninn’s latest epic have been sending in photographs, and even video clips, to demonstrate that they alone deserve to win the actual knife that Audrey Hollander (in some persona or another) wields in Catherine. Mr. Ninn, often subtle to the point of downright obscurity, benignly reasons, “Chivalry may or may not be dead, but I think Catherine shows that if you’re going to treat your mate with too much disrespect, at least be very sure she doesn’t have a dangerous alter-ego or any sharp objects around.”

Having risen to the “top ten” in sales only four days after release at the web superstore, this venture represents an amazing demonstration of manufacturer and retailer cooperation. Visitors at the web site can in fact submit their names for a chance to keep a piece of XXX history, and Ninn Worx, for themselves. Upon later reflection of the reward offered, Michael then noticed, “You know, if I don’t have the knife anymore, how can I pull off a sequel?” Those “in the know” assume it will be possible regardless. The jury’s still out on whether this is a good thing.

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