Real Porn Auditions 5
Real Porn Auditions 5MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
161 Mins.
White Ghetto
DIRECTOR: Mr. Sleazy
THEMES: New Girls
2010
STARS: Kate Frost, Amber Grey, Erika Kole, Michel Verde
REVIEW-
After over six thousand reviews it is safe to say that I’m a little jaded sometimes. It takes a lot to shock me and even more to make shake my head and wonder why someone would bother. This DVD has done that and more. Years ago there was an agent named Regan Center who made girls do “compliance videos.” These tapes would surface in various documentaries on the porn industry and they always made me a little sick. Now they have surfaced as Mr. Sleazy’s Real Porn Audition tapes. I’m not sure if they piss me off or just make me very sad. Someone will certainly bring up the whole model release issue, but let’s leave that to the lawyers. Instead let’s just look at it as porn. It’s not very good, not very good at all. It is four scenes that aren’t really scenes at all. Regan has the girls “comply” for a few seconds, sometimes pose and sometimes read phone sex dialog. Most of them seem bored, scared, disgusted or all three. He isn’t a performer and offers nothing but creep factor. There are no pop shots, no joy and absolutely no fantasy appeal. Unless you’re a fat old creepy dude who just wants to find a way to make girls have to suck your dick I guess. Some of the girls are cute, but this DVD just has nothing to do with sex and nothing to offer. I know some people love to see new girls, but I honestly can’t imagine anyone enjoying this piece of crap.
Paige Lacy
Cute little blonde Paige agrees to do the video (After being told that it is not for sale.) but she nearly runs away when he suggests a blowjob without a condom. She just bails leaving us with a laugh or a sour taste even before the opening credits.
Amber Grey
Twenty One year old Amber drops to her knees without any question when asked to. She poses and masturbates with minimal energy. Regan comes in, rolls on top of her and then fucks her from behind. There is no passion or even an attempt at joy here. It’s mechanical to the point of being sad.
Erika has a big smile on her face as she sucks and gets penetrated. At least she seems willing to have fun with the process. He gives her a script to read while she rubs her pussy. Give her an A for effort as she dirty talks from the pages and rubs herself. She lets him get on her and actually does a passable job pretending it doesn’t make her want to puke.
Pretty young Kate really is way too good looking to have ended up with Regan. She does a few short BJ clips and then gets on her hands and knees. It’s over quickly, but not before we can get sick to our stomach one more time.
Michelle Verde
Michelle is 27 and looks like she just had a baby. She is very enthusiastic though and really wants to work in the industry. There is a smoking segment and a long round of posing. Michelle puts up with a lot more sex than the other girls, going through a three position fuck and even blurting out some dirty talk as he humps her from behind like a creepy beached whale.
