Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
172 Mins.
Hustler
THEMES: Comedy, Interracial Sex
DIRECTOR: Jeff Coldwater
2009
STARS: Mae Victoria, Courtknee, Almond, Austin Taylor, Tia Gunn, Aryanna Starr & Guy DiSilva
REVIEW-
Lisa Ann has made a nice little career surge thanks to her portrayal of Sarah Palin. Guy DiSilva is trying to do the same with his Barrack Obama. There are a few problems with that. First of course is that most porn fans would rather fuck Palin than Barry. Compounding matters, DiSilva’s Obama is about as close to target as a nearsighted sniper. This movie is just basically Guy in a suit doing really bad dialog that may have the slightest bit to do with politic and Presidential power and then fucking. All of that would be fine (It works for the Palin movies) if the women were attractive and/or the sex was any good. Sadly that isn’t the case. The women are moderately attractive at best and as a whole this is a pretty forgettable cast. The return of Courtknee is interesting. She was always a personal favorite and looks to still have some gas in her tank. Aryanna Starr plays the First Lady and is by far the best looking woman in the movie. The rest range from average to the type you just don’t really want to see naked. The energy is every bit as forgettable as the women. Guy is a decent performer, but he isn’t able to get much from the women here. Everyone here is just going through the motions and that makes the nearly three hour running time even more difficult to justify. This is one big stimulus package that fails to stimulate anything other than a desire to seek out and watch some good porn.
Mae Victoria & Guy DiSilva
Mae introduces herself to the new President as the “Secretary of Fellatio” and that’s just fine with him. The imrov dialog is rather pointless so Mae stops talking and starts sucking. It’s a very generic start to a scene that is forgettable from the start. Mae talks dirty, but does so with all the passion of a bad sci-fi movie robot. I halfway expected guy to ask her to open the pod bay doors or see Mae jump up shouting “danger Mr. President, danger.” She sucks and fucks and the whole thing is about as much fun to watch as Senate confirmation hearings. Mae is an older woman with a really big ass. I suppose there is some appeal from that angle, or the fact that she does anal in this scene. There is a squirt shot, but to be honest, this is just really bad porn.
Austin Taylor & Guy DiSilva
If the dialog in the first scene was flat, it’s downright painful this time. Austin is a Swedish princess or something and her accent is the only thing funny going on. She looks better naked than the first girl, but shows about the same level of heat. She stands up and her big ass gets spread and spanked. She sucks his cock in sort of a half-assed way that at least looks good. There are some nice big ass shots in doggy. The last scene was bad porn, this isn’t bad, it just isn’t very good. There is no real fantasy appeal here. It isn’t like Guy is going whole hog on the Obama thing. He’s just doing his usual scene with a girl who is decent to look at and seems semi-interested. She ends up taking a load on her face and tosses out some more bad Swedish accent for us.
Almond & Guy DiSilva
Almond shows up announcing that she is “George Bush.” Apparently she calsls herself that because of the crazy hairy pussy he as. It looks like a black bikini down there. Silly premise aside, it’s time for another painfully forgettable sex scene.Almost is thick, busty, sof in the middle and hairy, but she also has gorgeous eyes and a very pretty face. She shows a bit of energy as he throws her legs back and fucks that hairy pussy. The best part about this scene is the fact that I had a flaw in the disc and missed the rest of the action.
Tia Gunn, Courntknee & Guy DiSilva
Hillbilly mother and daughter Tia and Courtknee want to talk to the President about health care reform. It’s nice to see Courtknee back in front of the camera so I’m at least interested. The women want to show the President their appreciation for his time by taking out their tits. Tia brags about having natural boobs but those things look like perhaps the worst watermelon implant I have ever seen. Once again I don’t really see the appeal in watching not very attractive women having uninspired sex. At least Courtknee picks up the pace a little. Her eyes have always been amazing and even with a little more meat on her bones than last time she is a flexible girl how likes to fuck. She spreads wide next to Tia and gets banged. The girls lie on top of one another to give him access to both at once. Courtknee gets dirty with Tia in 69 (Maybe they aren’t mother/daughter though they look like it) sucking the President’s dick when it pops out of her. He ends up shooting into Tia’s mouth and watching as she spits it into Courtknee’s. I’m glad Courtnkee is back, but I wish she had picked a better project.
Aryanna Starr & Guy DiSilva
After a long day of fucking, the President gets to drop the hammer on his lovely wife. Aryanna is the best looking woman in the movie so maybe it’s a good thing they saved her for last. She has a great body and doesn’t mind that her husband is banging other chicks as long as she gets some of that dick. Dropping to her knees she shakesher boobs and rubs her pussy while polishing his knob. If only because the bar has been set so painfully low, this is the best sexual action of the movie. He spreads her legs and has her panting with his tongue before slipping his meat into that pink and getting down to business. After fucking she sucks him off again, still rubbing her clit like she’s dying to get off. They go for an internal pop that looks like it was likely faked. This is the best scene of the movie, but even this one barely rises the level of passable porn.
Bonus: Photo Gallery
