You’re Nalin’ Palin
You’re Nalin’ PalinMOVIE TYPE: Interactive
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Bruan
THEMES: Interactive Sex, Office Sex, POV
2009
STARS: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Chris Charming
REVIEW-
How would you like to take control and fuck America’s sexiest political figure? That is what is offered with this new Hustler title. Hustler and Lisa Ann are milking this Sarah Palin for all it’s worth. In this latest effort, we get to see Lisa/Sarah in an interactive format. It’s one of the new interactive titles though and isn’t as complete as we might like. (It’s basically the same thing Axel did for Lupe Fuentes’ recent interactive movie for Teravision.) It lacks the second angle that we are used to in the interactive genre. We are also missing the second audio that gives us dirty talk. What we have is a standard fuck scene divided into whatever position or activity you want. Lisa Ann plays Palin pretty well, spouting one liners at the beginning of each selection that are occasionally funny, but mostly just make you roll your eyes. She plays well to the camera at every turn and offers a nice variety of action. The anal is very good and she can give head with glasses on like few in the biz. Even without the full interactive features, it is nice to be able to control the action. Alexis Texas comes in to play Miss California and she adds a nice extra scene. The two women work well together and offer some good three-way action. As a strictly interactive DVD this falls well short of the best the genre has to offer. Add bonus points for the role play fun and a few more points if you dig Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.
Clothes Off
With her calendar cleared, Sarah is ready for fun. Do you want her to get naked? (If you choose no you start over, just pick yes.) She does a nice slow striptease down to her lingerie and then all the way naked. It sets the stage quite nicely.
Explore
Tits, Pussy or Ass? What do you want first? There are cute little comments with each one. Maybe you can get a pardon to let her tits come out and play, stuff like that. For the tit footage she oils up her big rack and rubs them until they shine and bounce invitingly. She does the same to her ass while kneeling on her desk. If you like looking at big asses spread open and oiled up you will definitely like this. No oil needed for the pussy. She just spreads it open and lets the camera come in close for a peek. From any of these options you can move forward or select tease in any order you like.
Masturbation
Should Sarah use her fingers, a toy or play with her ass? You choose. The fingers option starts out with a long shot of Sarah on her desk playing. It slowly becomes a close up shot. This is where the multiple angle option would come in quite handy. The toy play pretty much focuses on the close up action from the start pulling out later to reveal her whole body. Squatting over that big toy she fucks herself, licks it clean and then goes back to fucking. Using a toy that is only slightly smaller than the one for her pussy, she bends over and sticks one up her ass. Nice action here and she looks back over her shoulders giving us that over the glasses smile that is so very hot. You can move around in this section or head on to more fun.
Do You
Five options here, from blowjob to footjob with lots in between. Start out with the handjob. She leans over and faces the camera with her tits swaying as she jerks it off and talks about how much she loves it. Tit fucking offers the chance to see those puppies in action. She wraps them around the cock and works up and down. Great tit fuck action here. The footjob has Sarah leaning back in her big chair and playing with her tits while her feet are held together and fucked. There are to blowjobs here. You on Top features Sarah down on her knees looking up as she sucks and strokes beautifully. With her on top she has the boobs dangling again as she gets the job done with long strokes. Great blowjob in either position. This would be a good place for a cumshot menu, but alas, you can’t get there from here. It’s like a bridge to nowhere.
Fucking
Start out with Missionary, Cowgirl or Doggy. All three are good choices with your basic POV/Interactive angles. Look down on Sarah’s face tits and pussy in mish. (Thanks the camera panning up and down.) Look up at her while she rides in cowgirl. Not much movement here but the angle is perfect for pussy and tit coverage and the talk is hot. Or you can bend her over and fuck her from behind at her desk.
Anal
Same three positions for anal and the results are even hotter. Missionary has her legs up in the air and her pussy spread while she takes it up the ass. Doggy has her on all fours on the couch for some long slow strokes up the ass. My favorite is cowgirl. They manage to get some good close up shots, but the full body angles are even better. Great anal action.
Cumshot
You can finally choose your popshot and there are some good options here. You can choose to nut on her face which puts her right back down on her knees. There is a lot of jerking off before the pop here so it’s not the best edit ever. However she does get a big creamy load all over that face of hers. The shot on her ass comes in doggy and it happens quite quickly. The foot shot features the load dribbled out onto her toes. The tit shot is pretty good thanks to her smiling face encouraging you to cream the boobs.
Miss California
The Governor has a visitor who wants to have fun. She will do Sarah, you alone or try a threesome.
Sarah and Carrie
Watch the Gov fuck Miss California. Lisa and Alexis strip each other slowly and get on the desk. Alexis spreads open and Lisa fucks her with a toy as well as fingers. The single action option isn’t bad here They trade off and we find that Miss California may be against same sex marriage, but finds a good dose of same sex seems to be just fine. They use the toys and give us a nice little bit of lesbian sex that ends in a kiss.
Threesome
The double blowjob is great. Both women stay in costume as they pass it back and forth. Great contrast here between the experienced brunette and the pretty young blonde. It will be tough to top this for sure. You get to fuck Miss California in doggy with her bend over the desk. Alexis shakes that amazing ass for some great footage and she
gets some help from her friend as well. Missionary offers some encouraging words from Sarah while Miss California rubs her clit so hard that she might start a brush fire. In cowgirl she just rocks on the cock working her hips while Sarah sucks some titty. I love the fact that she leaves the sash and tiara on as she fucks.
Cumshot
You can shoot into Sarah’s pussy with Miss California looking on. The better shot though is all over Alexis‘ pretty face. What a great way to end things.
Bonus: Behind the Scenes, Extra Clip (A shot down Sarah’s top) Slide Show, Hustler Trailers
