This Ain’t Star Trek XXX

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This Ain’t Star Trek XXX

MOVIE TYPE: Parody

119 Mins.

Hustler

DIRECTOR Axel Braun

THEMES: Comedy

2009

3/09

STARS: Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Aurroa Snow, Jada Fire, Evan Stone, Codi Carmichael, Tony De Sergio, Nick Manning


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REVIEW-

This is the latest porn parody from Hustler. The genre has been getting really crowded lately, but this one is really a delight. It is by far Axel Braun’s best such effort. I say this not as a huge Trek fan. If you are, then you need to stop reading right now and order your copy of the movie. You will love it, I promise. This is a great Trek parody with Kirk, Spock, Bones, McCoy, Uhura and of course Khan. The sets are good, the costumes are fantastic and the script is pretty good. The cast is great in every way. Evan Stone is funny as Kirk but Tony De Sergio steals the thunder as Spock. Nick Manning as Khan actually works. He can just be himself and the over the top, bad acting and He-Man on roids thing just flows. The best thing about the cast is the women. Jenna Haze, Aurroa Snow, Sasha Grey, Jada Fire and Codi Carmichael make this movie worth watching no matter how you feel about porn parodies. Jenna is an alien born to please men and she sucks the emotion right out of Spock. (Too late) Sasha is a Vulcan who lights up Kirk’s phaser. Aurroa takes the wrath of Khan in her back door and comes out looking like a superstar. Jada gives us porn’s version of network TV’s first IR kiss, by taking a double dose of cream on her face. Even Codi manages to shine like a star. So this is a really good, fun parody that works primarily because the sex is so much better than in some of Hustler’s other non-Ryder parodies. Perhaps they are learning and if this movie is any indication, we will see a lot more Trek adventures in the future.

Jenna Haze & Tony DeSergio

Spock is left behind with the female aliens and immediately learns that one of them (Jenna Haze) has only one purpose in life. “To please men.” Though he is immune to the temptations of the flesh, no one is immune from the pleasures of Jenna‘s amazing mouth. She does not disappointing, stroking and sucking his cock like she is determined to milk every last drop of cum from it whether he likes it or not. Tony stays in character as Jenna stands up and jerks his cock, trying to temp him into a glimmer of desire. He finally gives in slightly, bending her over and sliding his dick into her tight pussy. Jenna loves every inch of his cock and keeps sucking it every chance she gets. This is a really hot scene with Jenna breaking out her best. She finally gets him off by holding out her tongue and providing a perfect target for this sticky love juice.

Aurroa Snow & Nick Manning

Aurroa is the ship historian and she is sent to question Khan. He agrees to talk with her, but soon turns on his Neanderthal charm and gets her to let her hair down. All it took was a little push and she is down on her knees giving him the best head he’s had in 200 years. She handles his cock effortlessly and gives a blowjob that won’t soon be forgotten. In this case, Manning’s growling and silly on screen persona fit the role so he isn’t terribly annoying. Of course with Aurroa riding hard in reverse cowgirl it would hard for anything to be so annoying as to distract from the fantastic action. She slides him into her ass and is in perfect position for us all to enjoy every beautiful stroke. This is a great scene from start to finish that includes costumes, character play, anal sex and a great facial with Aurroa licking her fingers clean at the end.

Sasha Grey & Evan Stone

Kirk gets a little Vulcan love as Sasha beams aboard and gets busy. With the bar already set high Sasha reaches it thanks to a hot blowjob, amazing eye contact and a sexual hunger than has her ready to hop on his long cock in no time. Her energy level is good and Sasha really is the perfect girl to play a Vulcan. She just has that cool, smoky exotic look. She also has the ability to stand with one leg on Evan’s shoulder while he goes balls-deep into her. I’m not sure if that is a Vulcan trait, but it sure makes her scene stand out. Kirk fills that pussy in the transporter bay and finally shoots his load right into her mouth. The cast in this movie is so fucking hot and the scenes are actually long enough to enjoy. That’s just out of this world.

Codi Carmichael & Cheynne Collins

When Khan releases a virus into sick bay, Dr. McCoy has to help poor Codi before it’s too late. The only way to counteract the virus is to have an orgasm powerful enough to release massive endorphins into the system. It works for Codi who gets herself off, but then she has to turn her attentions to the doctor who is in need of immediate oral assistance. I never noticed it before, but Codi looks a little bit like Kaitlyn Ashley and that is a very good thing. She does a really good job with her mouth, but he needs more. The doc puts her on his table and works his cock up into her tight, shaved pussy until she is cured a second time. This is another very hot scene with some hot reverse cowgirl and a well shot facial. Codi holds her own in a star studded casts.

Jada Fire, Evan Stone & Tony De Sergio

When the virus spreads to the bridge, Kirk and Spock go for some interracial relief. (Sorry fan fic fans, no Kirk on Spock love.)Jada is more than ready for both at once and she knows she needs to get off as well if she wants to save herself. They bend her over and fuck her hard from behind while her full lips stay delightfully busy. In a matter of moments she is on her side with her leg way up in the air so they can try her ass on for size. There hasn’t been a bad scene in this movie yet and this hot IR three-way keeps that streak alive in a big way. Jada looks really hot in her red Trek outfit and even hotter with her big black ass getting pounded during the DP. The guys finish her off with twin doses of goo on her pretty face. She ends up with a sperm goatee

Bonus: Slide Show, Non-Sex Feature (So you can watch the movie without the sex), Bloopers, Making Of , Story Board, Hustler Trailers & Bonus Scenes from Hustler titles featuring Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey & Aurroa Snow.


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