Professor Joe’s Real College Girls 5



MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

116 Mins.

New Machine/Hardline

www.NewMachine.com

DIRECTOR: Professor Joe

THEMES: College Girls, Solo

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2007

3/07

STARS: Charlie, Lisa, Jayda, Lotus Lee, Scarlett, Holly & Sami

REVIEW-

This is listed as an amateur movie and it seems to be packed with newbies. The box art really plays up the whole college girl angle. I don’t know how much stock we should put into the blurbs, but they are fun to read. (More fun than the actual movie.) Professor Joe is the guy behind the camera. He has a thing for young college girls, likes taking their clothes off and then seems to interact with them as much as they will allow. These are not women you are going to see in other movies, so that is the prime appeal. That and some solo action. Do you like college girls playing with themselves? If so, you might want to check this out.

Charlie

This cutie kind of blows us away early when she says that she has probably been with between forty and sixty guys in the last year. As Joe helps her out of her clothes, she explains that she has been a chronic masturbator since the age of ten. Hey, that comes in hand since she is about to rub her muff for us. After watching her rub off for a while, Joe joins her on the bed. She slides a toy into Charlie from behind with one hand while stroking his cock with the other. Charlie lends him a hand, lets him suck her nipples and then gets cum all over her stomach.

Lisa

Fashion design student Lisa is listed as a politically correct feminist on the box. Her interview is more about her drug use and fucking at a part on top of a coffin. He has her strip out of everything but her little hat. He watches her masturbate and gets permission to jerk off while he holds the camera. The solo footage here is pretty tame and he ends up jerking off on her ass. This girl really does seem like an amateur and not in a good way.

Jayda

Nineteen year old Jayda says that she’s an athletic tomboy who says that she doesn’t masturbate now that she’s in a relationship. She loves doggy, isn’t into missionary sex and had sex in the bathroom where she works when she needed a quickie. For such an adventurous girl she is a bit low energy when she starts playing with herself. Joe joins her on the bed where she plays with his balls and lets him jerk off onto the mattress.

Lotus Lee

Lotus is a shy Asian girl who can barely be heard as she speaks. She’s kind of cute in a very real-girl way. Joe takes her clothes off and then lets the young girl get herself hot with her fingers. The solo stuff isn’t too bad and Lotus doesn’t run away when Joe kneels next to her and asks her to jerk his dick off. In fact, she lets him suck her nipples for a while. We even get a blowjob from this babe. He condoms up and doesn’t really get hard as she sucks him and plays with his balls. He ends up jerking off all over her boobs.

Scarlett

This pretty brunette has long legs and really pale skin. She is already masturbating as she tries to answer his questions. If you like looking at young women naked, Scarlett offers a firm young body and a nice smile. She uses her toy well and I dig the leg shots. Using a toy on each lower hole, Scarlett pumps herself pretty well. This is actually pretty good solo stuff so enjoy that.

Holly

We go outside for the this little bit of solo love. She is already busy and throws her legs up in the air for some finger fucking. Though I like this, it is pretty frantic. Holly goes inside where she has a huge black dildo waiting for her. She keeps up the energy, ramming it into her pussy and riding it like a real dick. This is hot stuff with a guy to get in the way of the fun. If Holly fucks dudes the same way she fucks this toy then every guy she dates is really, really happy.

Sami

Brit Sami is totally freaking cute, but did Randy West take over this series? I think it did. Also, whoever did the box cover should be fired. It lists Sami as “A society princess popular and in the click.” Ummm, don’t you mean “A sorority princess popular and in the clique”? At any rate, she looks good naked and even Randy reminding us of that fact ever few seconds, the action is pretty good. She likes this toy, but breaks out the jackrabbit for the real fun. Randy loves it when the girls get all creamy and zooms way in to capture the shot he wants.

I’m not sure who is going to like this movie. It looks like some private tapes made by a guy who pays local girls to strip and masturbate. It is amateur looking and that is both good and bad. It is nice in that gritty, real-girl way. But it isn’t wall shot, the picture quality sucks and few of the girls seem all that interested in being there. Sami was kind of polished, but her scene doesn’t even fit in. Scarlett was fun to watch. Kind of different looking and way hot. Charlie is probably the best looking girl in the movie. She could light up some porn screens if she wanted. I like Lotus, but I have a thing for cute Asians with juicy pussies. As much as I like new girls and solo sex, there just isn’t much here to recommend. If fresh solo action is all you want, then maybe give it a shot. Otherwise there are better movies in the genre. Save your time and money.

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