Lord of Asses 8
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
135 Mins.
Tom Byron Pictures/Pleasure
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DIRECTOR: Tom Byron
THEMES: Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
6/07
STARS: Rita Faltoyano, Amber Rayne, Veronica Jett, Naudia Nyce, Trina Michaels, Jamie Elle & Tom Byron
REVIEW-
For over a decade now Tom Byron has been making some of the best stroker porn on the market. He doesn’t dress things up or pretend that he’s the star of the art school. Tom makes movies for dudes who want to take a break from reality and watch their fantasy girls fuck and suck. That’s what it’s supposed to be about right? With such a simple formula, Byron has made great movies for Elegant Angel, Extreme Associates, Evolution Erotica and now he’s got his signature stuff distributed through Pleasure. Picking up where he left off, Tom has taken his throne once again as the Lord of Asses. If you haven’t seen some of the earlier volumes from this series, do yourself a favor and pick them up. For LoA 8, Byron puts one of porn’s hottest babes in the spotlight. Rita Faltoyano is gorgeous from head to toe. She is also a really solid performer so she should be perfect for this movie. There are some other hot babes as well, including Ms. Trina Michaels who is always good for a great scene. (What is poor Ramsey going to do? Trina with Tom? The mind might explode from the inner conflict.)
Naudia Nyce & Veronica Jett and Tom Byron
Skinny little Veronica is busy with Naudia’s butthole. They don’t have much of a chance for any veggie play though. Tom has other plans for the girls. He has them suck his cock, but they go way beyond the usual lick and suck. They take turns on the dick, the balls and of course, Tom’s asshole. He’s an equal opportunity ass player, licking the girls’ buttholes like they were filled with cotton candy. The ass licking continues even as they start to fuck. Whichever girl Tom isn’t fucking spends time with her tongue up one ass or another. I’m not really big on either girl here so the ass licking never really get in the way. From an energy standpoint it all flows together really well. Tom bangs Naudia hard from behind while Veronica just dives between his cheeks and eats more than her RDA of man ass. (What exactly is the recommended daily allowance of male sphincter I wonder?) Proving that asses are more than just a tasty snack, Tom slides into Veronica’s backside and spends some quality time punching her stool. The girls go side by side on the couch with their legs in the air so that he can sample both asses one at a time. Tom has a big load saved up and shoots it all over both girls. The anal action is excellent and if you like ass licking, you will love this scene.
Trina Michaels & Tom Byron
If asses are good food, then Trina is a freaking buffet. We get to watch some tease featuring Trina in some jeans. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I fucking love this. Great tease that gives way to hot sex. Trina starts things off by licking Tom’s ass while he strokes his dick. When that dick gets pumped all the way up, she mounts his meat and shows us what that great ass looks like without denim covering it. When she gets it all juiced up in her pussy, Trina pulls a quick dismount and devours her own tangy twat sauce. He rolls her over, pushes her knees to her chest and take that tight ass. Trina is great with the dick in her ass and does A2M. She also quags a bit during the cock cleaning so I prefer the anal footage by a considerable amount. This is a fantastic scene featuring Trina riding hard in RCA with her big tits bouncing on her chest like she can’t get enough. All of that hard work earns Trina a big load of hot cock cream all over her face.
Rita Faltoyano & Tom Byron
Since Rita has one of the best overall bodies in porn, it is hard to find a bad angle on her. The tease shows off her great ass and incredible legs. You could literally shoot her all day and still barely scratch the surface of her hotness. Tom actually keeps the camera focused in on her face while he gives her a short interview. Eventually Tom lets Rita kneel before him and work her magic. She is exceptionally pretty, but also rather good at giving on-screen head. Switching the focus from her face to her ass, Tom pulls her up into his lap and holds the cheeks open while he fucks her pussy. This is really simple footage, but it’s perfect. At this best, this is exactly what Tom Byron gives us. Still showing off her great ass, she slips his dick between her cheeks and puts on a clinic. All porn girls should have to watch Rita perform before entering the industry. When she turns around to face the camera for RCA we see another example of what makes Byron movies great. See how the camera actually captures her whole body as she rocks up and down on his dick. Notice how the camera isn’t tilting, panning or flipping upside-down? The guy behind the camera gets the shot and holds it. It’s so fucking simple it’s painful, but it’s so fucking good that it’s brilliant. Tom finishes off with a shot that lands in the general vicinity of her pretty face. The popshot isn’t as strong as the rest of the scene, but this is still perfect anal porn.
Jamie Elle & Tom Byron
Jamie is just happy not to be dressed up like a little girl for this scene. Tom has her all done up like “a proper whore.” She certainly knows how to suck a dick like a skilled professional. Jamie work both hands and her mouth on his dick to perfection. She’s a pretty girl and quite a hose beast to boot. Tom moves her to the side of the couch where his dick finds a warm home between her petite and nicely shaped cheeks. If Jamie was good with a dick in her mouth, he is perhaps even better with one up her ass. All of the anal action is good, but during RCA we get close up and personal with this hot little butt slut. I love the shots of Jamie spreading her legs on the couch and getting her ass obliterated. Tom pulls out and sprays a big load all over her pussy and freshly fucked ass. Even when she isn’t dressed up like a little girl, Jamie is fresh and fucking hot.
Amber Rayne & Tom Byron
Tom doesn’t save the biggest name for last. That doesn’t mean that Amber isn’t worth sticking around for. Tom spreads her cheeks and stats eating her ass. That’s a pretty nice butt there, but she will have to turn on the heat to hang with the best this movie has to offer. She returns the favor and while Tom’s ass isn’t nearly as visually appealing (To me anyway) Amber dives in like she’s trying to find a pearl at the bottom of an apple pie. When she isn’t licking ass, Amber shows great deep throat skills, taking nearly all of Tom’s meat with barely a hint of a gag reflex. She takes it in her other orifices just as easily. Though she can’t compete with Rita for top eye candy honors, Amber can hang with any of the other girls for top anal sex scores. Sticking her ass high in the air, she takes every inch and gives us yet another perfectly shot but
t fuck to enjoy. Tom holds her cheeks open as she rides in cowgirl, giving us a nice view of the action. He pulls out of mish and gives her ass a hot cum bath. Not the best scene of the movie, but still exceptionally strokeable.
The king is back folks. OK, so he’s just the lord, but you get the idea. With his latest Lord of Asses flick Tom Byron shows that simple, well shot porn staring hot chicks can actually be….holy shit….fun to watch. I know, I can’t believe it either. The girls are petty cute if rarely spectacular. Rita of course breaks that rule right off the bat. She is gorgeous, shown off well and turns in an outstanding performance. Five scenes with Rita might just put us all in the hospital so Tom mixes things up a bit. Trina Michaels doe what Trina Michaels does. She shows up, shows off and downs dick like she is starving. I also really liked Jamie because she adds a nice wave of freshness to the mix. For fans of simple, old school stroke porn this title should be on the top of your must see/rent/buy list. For anyone who hasn’t seen Byron’s stuff get ready for porn made the old fashioned way. Don’t look for washed out lighting, pretentious film school grittiness or even side show sex acts. This is just good old “pants around your ankles” porn and few do it as well as Tom Byron.
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