MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
Red Light District
DIRECTOR: Jake Malone
CONDOMS: None Noted
STARS: Sophie Dee, Mysti May, Kaci Star, Staci Thorn, Velicity Von, Victoria Lan, Myah Monroe, Georgia Peach, Cristina Agave, Frank Black, Lefty Larue, Ace, Lee Bang, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Jim Beem, Kirk James, Chris Mountain, Johnny Sins, Tone Capone, Brandon Iron, Jake Malone and Joachim Kessef
Before he jumped over to Evil Angel, Jake Malone garnered some excellent reviews for his work at Red Light District. This title is up for AVN Award so I’m going to give it a go. Jake shoots oral movies that certainly aren’t up my alley. I’m not into the gagging, choking, fake gagging, quagging, gacking, fingers on a chalkboard, double started car engine oral sex. I know that a lot of people love it, but I like seeing pretty girls sucking cock and don’t need to hear them attempting to purge their lunches in order to get off. I’m certainly interested in the cast. I’d love to see chicks like Kaci Star, Staci Thorn and Mysti May in a really well shot blowjob movie. This one might be well shot, and if it avoids the jagged rocks of the quagging straits, then we might have smooth sailing all the way to stroker island.
Twenty year old Christina Agave is all ready to suck some black dicks. Before she does, she pulls down her shorts to show off her ass as she crawls around. The first one slips down her throat pretty easily, but as time goes by, the guys decide that they need to shove her head around a bit. I’m not all that interested in watching a girl have her head held down until she looks ready to cry. That’s nearly as sexually enticing as listening to her break into a chorus of fake gags while the mopes take turns in her mouth. In addition to sucking cock and balls, she slicks a lot of ass on her way to a creamy facial finish. This isn’t a bad scene, but it’s not a noteworthy beginning either.
Cover girl Sophie Dee looks great in her bikini. The tease footage is short and a bit too shaky to really be enjoyable. No worries though. She is so anxious to get dick in her mouth that she won’t pose for long anyway. As soon as the mope dick gets close to her mouth, Sophie starts quagging like she’s making a bulimic instructional video. She is much hotter when she is talking dirty in that hot accent. The blowjob footage is pretty horrendous, but Sophie ends up wearing a series of big loads on her naughty face.
I always enjoy Staci Thorn and she gives us some sexy talk as Jake gets her ready to take on two black dudes. They are supposed to be gang bangers, but are just mopes looking to drop loads into her willing mouth. She handles them pretty easily and gives some great looking head for a few minutes. This movie isn’t about great head though so it switches into full choke and gag mode. Staci can do a lot better than this, but I guess the core audience might like it.
Kaci Starr is one of my favorite girls right now. She’s cute and somehow ends up giving scenes that just blow me away. Jake keeps her for himself for a while, giving us some POV oral action as he backs up. Leading her by the mouth from one dick to another, Jade makes sure that Kaci is an obedient little cock sucker. Things are going really well so that means that Jake has to grab her by the hair, shove her face in his ass and make her gag on his dick. They had me going for a while, but then the movie returns to form and become a complete waste of a very cute and talented girl. At least the facials are nice. Check out Ms. Starr, just do it in other movies.
Georgia Peach is a full time quagger so throwing her in this movie is like turning a chronic masturbator loose in my garage on porn delivery day. She chokes, drools and clacks the back of her throat so much that I can almost smell the faint scent of rotting fish. These guys have her in the heel grab positions so long that Jake probably had to pay Skeeter Kerkove royalties. Though the action is pretty hideous, the cumshots and post-pop play is great. Georgia enjoys the cum like no one else in the movie.
Mysti May is a super hot girl who looks great doing anything. Even in something like this, she is worth watching. Her personality helps light up the screen, but so does her body. She crawls over to a group of black mopes and starts sucking Sadly she also falls into that stupid fake gag trap an makes a mess of a potentially blistering blow bang. When she isn’t doing that shit, Mysti shines on every level. She talks dirty, has fun, sucks, licks and strokes everything she can find. Hell she even leads a cheer while one of the guys if fucking her tits. Wearing the cum like a champ she manages to give us one final reason to jerk off while watching this flick.
Victoria Lan, Myah Monroe and Velicity Von round out the cast with similar blowjobs. Jake has a certain style and anyone who likes that style will find plenty to enjoy in Throat Gaggers 10. The girls are eager and suck with a great deal of energy. They don’t quag from start to finish, so I can’t say that this is the worst flick of its kind. A few of the scenes are even pretty good with some strokeable action. Every time I start to really enjoy things though, they fall back into that silly freak show stuff. Kaci and Mysti are the women who stand out the most of course. They are exceptionally cute and capable of turning in truly fantastic scenes. So enjoy them if you love this series, watch them even if you don’t and by all means, write their names down as women to see in other projects that focus more on pleasant sex.