It’s been 13 days since I posted the notice that I was taking birthday blowjob offers from female porn chicks, behind the scenes babes and even readers. I think it’s time to close this thought and call it a total failure. So far, not one offer has come through. Not a single bite on this one. Maybe I need to work for AVN to get those kinds of offers. Or maybe I just need to be Gene Ross. That guy pulls the chicks man. So it seems that I have a way to go before I can make the leap from wonderful, caring birthday greetings, to free oral sex.